What Are They Saying, Thinking?

Here's a game where you get to decide what the celebrity is saying or thinking. Someone posts an interesting picture of a star, then provides a funny caption. Feel free to post a picture or supply a caption to someone else's pic.

OK, here we go:

"I am a goober....I am a goober---a gubernatorial candidate!"

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I have been formatted to fit this screen.

r66-The member who always asks WHY?

"Michael Jackson's manager has convinced me to run for the Democrats next election. I'll be black"

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Virtual Reality chatter on a movie site? Got endless amounts of it here. Reviews over here

No other takers?? Is it coz i was "off colour"???

"I haff decided to help out the abortionists. You can call me the Terminator"

"I pump iron. I iron my pumps. I am your squeaky clean flesh-machine!"

Heheh, those won't help things then

'hello....im very sorry to interupt, but has anyone seen my penis enlarger'

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I don't have Parkinson's. I inherited my shaking head from my grandfather Hepburn. I discovered that whisky helps stop the shaking. Problem is, if you're not careful, it stops the rest of you too. My head just shakes, but I promise you, it ain't gonna fall off!

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"After all that he just wanted to build a Disney World"

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instrumental rock band that I am in.

*Sung in the tune to the Mickey Mouse Club song*

" Come on kids!
S-A-D D-A-M H-U-S-AI-N -
His the man from Iran,
who lost his famileee,
SADDAM HUSSAIN!....... SADDAM HUSSAIN!"

Sorry if that was a bit wrong of me

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Saying: "If you overspend, it creates a fundamental weakness in the foundation of economic growth."

Thinking: "OOPS. I forgot to forget that line."

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One of the biggest myths told is that being intelligent is the absence of the ability to do stupid things.

uuuumm

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

I guess you didn't like that one.

That is my answer.

Well, I saw that quote recently (I think he said it about a year ago, but I'm not sure) and I began to think about how much the man has spent. Oh well; I thought it was funny, anyway. I'm my own best audience, I guess.

"I did not lay with Lay"

(when i get time i'm sooo starting a why-Ken Lay's-whispering-in-Bush's-ear-can-be-linked-to-the-current-blackouts-and-other-negative-deregulation/"free-trade-ish"-****-ups")

I've got the proof people

EDIT: Woa- how do i make that lovely-mug smaller? He's an ever-growing bush! someone pass the herbicide

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm I hope no one notices that I am cross eyed.

" 2 + 2 = 5 "

He just saw the Disney/Saddam picture.

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www.esotericrabbit.com

Oookkk?

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~ Nikki ~

"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......

"Hohoho. Now give me my pants back!"

(international version: Now give me my speedoes back, sharpish.)

"Stop playing with your horn son and i'll let you fumble around me sack"

indeed

[guy with sax thinking] "This is the oddest porno I've ever been in!"

heheheh. I think Santa's seen who's playing the elves - but sax-guy has just seen the reindeer behind them

(and the director's shouting "get ready to blow that horn!" - adding to sax-man's confusion )