I don't know about the rest of the world, but Sunday's here mean one thing in the football world....
... Bumper Football Transfer Gossip Day.
The Mail On Sunday has a piece about Roy Hodgson's wish to bring Ashley Young to Anfield, to boost the number of British players at the club. If it's true that he's got £15m to spend, I think wishing is all he'll be doing.
Whereas The Sunday Mirror has him looking at Gervinho who, they tell us, is an Ivorian right winger who plays for Lille. They also say he's interested in Newcastle's central defender, Steven Taylor.
Staying with the Mirror, it reports that United will have to pay £30m to get him from Sevilla. I don't see that happening. He won't cost that much and I don't think he'll go to United either. If Fergie had wanted him, he'd have stumped up £15m-£20m a year or two ago. I think he's off to AC Milan and Sevilla are just trying to up the price now. Of course, I said a similar thing about Owen Hargreaves, who United could've bought for about £5m, before shelling out £18m. I guess, sometimes, Fergie either changes his mind or sees things later than he should.
Anyway...
In the News Of The World they have United buying Gary Cahill from Bolton for £15m. Anything in this? He seems to be the defender of choice among the papers. The price stays the same, it's just the team that changes. I really can't see £15m there. Anyone who wants to lay the blame for Englands defeat on the amount of foreigners in 'our game', need only look at that price tag to see why it's happened.
The Mail On Sunday say Chelsea are 'back in the race' to sign Atletico Madrid wunderkind, Sergio Aguero. "Back in"? Were they ever 'out'? Anyway, £20m is the price now. If I remember correctly, that's about half what the rumour mill was saying at the start of the close season.
The NOTW are also reporting that Chelsea are interested in Benfica's Ramires.
Spurs will make a bid for Luis Suarez if they fail to persuade Diego Forlan to leave Athletico Madrid. That's in the Sunday Mirror.
While the NOTW has Harry wanting to bring Micah Richards to White Hart Lane. That'd be a good move for Micah and, possibly, England, but only if he can find that early form and promise he showed a few years back.
If it wasn't for Spurs and Man City, I don't know what the papers would do.
Anyway, the Mail On Sunday have Craig Bellamy in Harry's sights.
The Sunday Mirror have a story that I like very much. They say that Stephen Ireland may well be leaving the Wastelands, with United waiting with open arms. I think that'd be a great signing. One I've hoped for since City were taken over. They also say Mancini may turn his attentions from Milner to Arteta.
The NOTW agrees, but says Mancini may offer Stephen Ireland, Nedum Onuoha and Michael Johnson in exchange for Arteta.
The Sunday Express are flogging this Neymar to West Ham story for all it's worth. Today they have the Hammers upping their bid to £12m. Isn't that the £12m offer that the Mail said had been rejected the other day? Also, am I wrong in thinking that Chelsea have already signed a deal bringing him to London in a year's time? Or is that a different Brazilian wonderkid?
Whatever the case, the NOTW say that Steve Sidwell will reject Fulham and join West Ham this summer. I'm assuming that, if he's going, that the deal to sign Curbishly as manager is all but done then?
Birmingham are 'considering' a bid for South African striker, Katlego Mphela.
I'll bring this up just because I can't be sure if it's the reporting or something to be worried about. Fabio Capello has told the FA that he'll get rid of the big name players if they don't show an immediate improvement. Erm... Shouldn't that be his job? If he didn't do it, why not? And if he doesn't believe he should do it, why will he? Anyway, just thought I'd mention it.
Continuing my disbelief at the cost of signing Yaya Toure, the NOTW say that he's become the first player to break the £200,000 a week barrier. They say he's on £220,000 a week, which will net him £55.6m over the course of the 5 year contract.
Anyone think he'll leave City before his contract's up, whether he's playing or not? Yaya Toure, the C21st Winston Bogarde.
Lastly, The Sunday Mirror have an 'unnamed' England player telling us that they were worn out by Fabio Capello's training session before the Germany game... But has the good grace to tell us that they weren't good enough. So, as usual, we
do have a foreigner to blame for our departure from the World Cup. It's just that, this time, he was on our side.