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You wanna try a nightmare movie? Try Jarhead 2: Field of Fire. Which I tried to watch last night.
Ugh! I can't believe I actually bought it. It was a good price, had a slipcover, came with a blu-ray and DVD and it had the "Jarhead" logo on it. Completely seductive. But except for a very short shower scene with two naked guys, it had nothing going on for it. Boring as Hell. And nothing like the first Jarhead movie. Some cheesy, quick attempts to make it feel like a "Jarhead" film at first, like the shower scene with the two naked guys, but after that, it was just a bad movie I was having to endure. People have been saying it's actually a good movie -- STFU. Stop trying to make yourselves feel better for watching it/paying for it. It is not a good movie. I'm gonna try to actually finish it, but... DAMN.
And there were too many women in it. If you notice, the first Jarhead movie was all men. There were women in very small roles (girlfriends of the marines seen in flashbacks, stewardesses on planes, reporters in the desert) but there were no major female characters at all. This Jarhead movie, though, brings in the women. Too many of them for my Jarhead tastes. The story revolves around the marines trying to help an Afghanistan/Taliban woman escape her country because she was rebellious and they want to kill her. Strike one. Then there's a female marine this time, really obnoxious. I think she was even a lesbian. Strike two. Jarhead was about men. It was about bored men masturbating their days away while they were at war in the desert. The sequel is too Republican. And it was very irritating how every two seconds, they flashed on the screen how many hours they had been in the desert, or something like that. As if it really mattered.