put a tagline on any movie

Kindergarten Cop-The toughest little sh-t ever to wear a badge!The only thing he likes better than cookies is locking up scum!

Dances With Wolves- This crazy wolf can do the Jitterbug,Swing,The Macarena, and Breakdancing! Oh yeah I almost forgot he hangs out with some dude at some log cabin in the middle of nowhere!

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Stallone is my hero!

The Lord of the Rings - We should have flown there

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Comment is free but facts are sacred

You really nailed that one!

"Even when the movie looks completely retarded"

I actually can't beat the posters ...



"They don't actually win !"

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The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring - If you like walking, you'll love this.

Training Day - Ever wanted to see Denzel Washington do an impression of Samuel L. Jackson that lasted 2 hours?

Junior - Think it would it be funny if Arnie was pregnant? See Junior and be proved wrong.

The Sixth Sense - If you don't know he's dead... I've just ruined it for you.

The Matrix - Ever wondered what a nerd's wet dream looked like?

The Oceans Films - The films Clooney does for Warner Bros. so he can make films he's proud of.

Scary Movie 5 - OK, 1 was pushing it, you're up to 5 now?!?!

Australia ~ Wolverine Down Under, nuff said.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Michael Clayton
Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit.

No Country for Old Men
It's not a Grumpy Old Men sequel.

Spaceballs
Not a porno.

An Inconvenient Truth
Where's the inconvenience?

No Country for Old Men- Or terrorist friendo!

There's no place like Friendo.
TGI Friendo.
Thank God It's Friendo.
Will You Be My Friendo?
Text it, Friendo.

Shawshank Redemption- Dont F-ck with smart people!