Your Porn Name

Lady Allegheny... that's totally a soft-core name. Pleasures of the Flesh III.

Oh, and I meant to say, to those of you... Raz... who have naught but numbers for your street name, you could probably substitute the name of your town. That'll work, and you can have a porn name like the rest of the cool kids.

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."

It's not an insult, just so you're hip on the idea. I thought that guy was way cuter than Sean Austin.

WHAT!?

We STILL don't have any FLUFFY JOHNSON'S among us!?

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

Sorry that I'm not Fluffy Johnson, but mine is equally dull. =) I'm Guachero 35th. =)

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What kind of dining set defines you as a person?

Not boring at all--Guachero is a great first name for a porn star, but we gotta work on the last name... have you tried another street or your town's name?

And you know, Spud, it's odd, but as many people as I've asked this question, I've never heard a Fluffy Johnson. And that's just sad.

Fluffy Johnson...

Brilliant, Kently. And yes, Guachero is an AWESOME first name. Get a last name to match and I think Flash Monroe's crown is yours.

Oh, really, fool? None can beat FLASH MONROE! NONE! I REIGN SUPREME!

Well, Nacho Supreme...

I dunno...I think Patti might have you beat already. "Dixie Blackhawk" is pretty flippin' cool.

Well..

We're still awaiting a Debbie Dallas, I don't think we're gonna get one of those though.

Dixie Blackhawk is good... but not good enough to beat me, FLASH MONROE!

I'm cracking myself up here. Just carry on... I'll be all right in a second...

It's a shame it's the FIRST of each...otherwise I'd have names like Luke Elgin and Bubba Hollow (seriously).

Oh GAWD, those are perfect!

I'd have Lilly Dog Bar

~or~

Maxwell Lorie

I know. I really dig Luke Elgin. I couldn't choose better porn names. 'Cept for Buck Naked, right, Kently?

Luke Elgin... now that's a porn name! Bubba Hollow sounds like a hick porn star--I'm thinking tobacco-stained beards, denim overalls, "Tarnation!", the whole bit.

Lilly Dog Bar! That's hilarious!

Bubba's a great first name for a porn star. I've had lots of pets: Hershey, Calvin, Milton, Avis, Luke, Daphne, Ozzie (the coolest cat EVER...I swear) Ren, Stimpy (those last two were goldfish), Binky, Bubba, and a variety of kittens whose names I don't recall just now. Oh, and a hamster named Stanley.

We had two lizards.
Leonardo
&
Raphael
yep. They were Teenage Mutant Ninja Lizards; even had a rat named Splinter, swear.

There is a street in a town not too far away from me that has the best street name. "Hooker" So, if someone from that street were to post here and had a pet name like:

Dirty Hooker...
Smelly Hooker...
Spot Hooker...
Missy Hooker...
Fluffy Hooker...

Well, there's a street by me called Rough and Ready Highway
Kidder Ave.
Relief Hill
You Bet Rd.
and Barndoor Way.

heh heh. Use your imagination.

Hmmmm,
Speedy, Rough and Ready.

If I went by my current pet and position, I'd be Schroedinger Pleasant Hill.

That'll never do.