Bragging Rights Thread

I was the national runner up in the Rostrum voice of youth public speaking contest.

I am seventeen and have had a screenplay I wrote produced in Canada.

I represented Australia at 1998's UNESCO/Disney Children's Summit in Paris.

I was the Australian team captain at the above.

I've been everywhere in Australia that isn't just baron nothingness [although I saw plenty of baron nothingness too].

In a little over six months I've lost thirty-five kilos.

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Lemme guess: if I were to ask you how much money you make though, you wouldn't tell me because it's "personal," right?

Because its cool and all.
Were they Japanese?

I don't know about that either. I'm not impressed. I was being sarcastic.

And that is what it is. Jealousy.

I shall let my posts stand as a memorial of sorts.

I respect young people.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

And I respect the Mary Poppins: for her magnificent creation on the word supercali-fragilistic-expiala-docious. Mary Poppins/July Andrews/ I salute you. SAAAALUTE!

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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

TRIPLE PLUS ONE POSTS for matt, thats a reportable offence

hmmm i cant think of any bragging rights i can have, and The Silver Bullet dont you start making any up either

I was a beginner (white belt) in Karate and i won my very FIRST fighting tournament and it was against three people who were six belts higher than me. That is i supose one of my brags

They weren't initially concecutive posts. Hence their being a memorial.

350 pound bench press last night... six reps.

I vill crush you!

I am the only one of my friends who has successfully beat coffee addiction. I stopped drinking it, and haven't had any in two months now!

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/

Don't flood my house Mary. My mother flooded my house once.




once!

Well, I've always been a sucker for the misfit loners...



...and, yes, pun intended.

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."

Meanwhile, having always been a sucker [or maybe an "ucker" of another sort] for Latinos, Mary is also the vehicle under [or on top of] which most Cuban Cigars lose their viginity.

Do they smoke after sex?
Aye curumba...

If they do they should use lubricants....


nyuck nyuck nyuck

smoke after sex
sex after dinner
dinner at eight
eight wonders of the world (including me)
world (whirled) peace (peas)
peace train
train that monkey
monkey sex

(God I'm starting over)

Overtime
Timeout
Out On A Limb
Limburger
Burger King
King of the World
World Wide
Wide Load
Load Her Up
Up Periscope

I see you.
This is sad.

but can you see the real me?
can you see what I can be?
can you see the wild, the free?
floating fast upon the sea...

can you see the wind, the storm
the swarm, the form, outside the norm
buzzing, churning tides of me
messiah of my destiny...

I type fast
Watch Matt type
So fast yet no mistkes.