Quoting Game

"I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard, and my way".

- Bilbo Baggins (Orson Bean), The Hobbit

"Not a nasty, dirty, wey hole, nor a dry, bare, sandy hole. It was a Hobbit hole, and that means comfort."

- Gandalf (John Huston), The Hobbit

"A box without hinges, key, or lid...yet golden treasure inside is hid."
-- Orson Bean in The Hobbit

"They have come for tea, and for supper, and for you, Burglar Baggins."

- Gandalf (John Huston), The Hobbit

Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.
- Noah Cross (John Huston), Chinatown

"Hold it there, Kitty cat!"

- "the midget" with a knife (Roman Polanski), Chinatown

"You're dumber than you think I think you are".

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: "if you gotta go......go with a smile".

"I am the mutherfu*king Shore Patrol, Mutherfu*ker!!!"

- Buddusky (Jack Nichlson), The Last Detail

"It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just, no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

- Melvin Udall; Jack Nicholson As Good As It Gets [1997]

"No one reads anymore. I have been deprived my literary right, and I crave an audience. The form of the tragic autobiography is dead, or will be soon, along with most of its authors. Good-bye, written word. So I have chosen this form, radio, to author my life. Not because my life is particularly worthy, but because it is hopefully comically unworthy. Besides, tradegy isn't top fourty."

- David Staebler (Jack Nicholson), The King of Marvin Gardens

"Wendy, darling, light of my life! I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the F**k in! Ha, ha!"

"This is a brutal layoff. And all because they couldn't program Wednesday nights."

- Bill Rorich (Jack Nicholson), Broadcast News

"Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen."

"Not that I'd know a Snowy Egret if I was pissing on one. You want some lunch?"

- Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicolson), The Witches of Eastwick

"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"

"People who talk in metaphors oughtta shampoo my crotch."

- Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson), As Good As it Gets

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke."

Helen Hunt - As Good as it Gets

"Joel, I have to see him, I have to go home."

- Anna (Helen Hunt), The Waterdance

"I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world".