I Have Never...

I have never had whiplash.

I have never been arrested by the Police

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

I have never owned a chicken.

I have never become a member of the mile high club.

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"You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do." -David Cronenberg

I have never smoked a joint.... seriously.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

I have never burnt a cross on my neighbours lawn

I have never ate chili dogs on Feb' 29th.

I have never eaten a chilli dog

I have never understood why people kill poodles!

I have never rode on a horse.

I have never given bad advice, and never taken good advice.

Thats a shame! You should, it's so lovely!
I've never called a teacher names in his face (when (s)he's turned i do

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I Amsterdam

And do check my "art": Deviant

I have never given a hickey.

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"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza

Maybe one day Veronica. Allot off mass to crush a spine though if it stumbles while i'm on it.
Eh, what can a say, I'm a paranoid freak.

I've never sat in the last row in a movie theatre.

neither have i, but ive had some..

ive never broken my leg

I have never hit a woman.

i have

Ive never stolen anything

I have never picked up a hitchhiker

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I have never had detention.

I have

I have never swam The English Channel

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See Ya At The Movies

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