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Originally Posted by HarryCaul
And do you know any drummers? Our last one choked on his own vomit then spontaneously exploded.
We need a lead singer too. Our last one just checked himself into the hospital for that nasty rash problem.



Originally Posted by Novelty
We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?
my ears are burning.

and, for the record, this is actually kinda cute:

Quaker.



Originally Posted by SamsoniteDelila
We're the road crew for Lord of the Dance.
And Novelty... he's the Lord, dance-wise.
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A novel adaptation.
Quaker.
His unnatural love for oatmeal is what gave him away, right?
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Originally Posted by Novelty
We're looking for a bassist. Are you rail thin and lacking real musical talent?
I wanna be your singing diva -- Jasonja!



Originally Posted by Undine
I should have known. Only you could be so bold.
If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.
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Originally Posted by Verybigbuns
If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.
Concur is that a new word for masturbate?
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You know, I hardly ever heard "concur" used until Leonardo DiCaprio said it in Catch Me If You Can. I swear that's gotta be why everyone is concuring these days.



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Originally Posted by Verybigbuns
If by bold, you mean hung like a giraffe, I concur. And by concur, I mean masturbate.
Well, colour me surprised.

That's quite a vivid picture, VBB...I'm having flashbacks of the Okanagan Game Farm from when I was a kid. Heh, I remember my dad's face was very red as he explained what that was on the giraffe.

Are you done yet?



Originally Posted by Undine
Are you done yet?
Yep.



Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
You know, I hardly ever heard "concur" used until Leonardo DiCaprio said it in Catch Me If You Can. I swear that's gotta be why everyone is concuring these days.
That, plus the whole AIDS epidemic.



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Originally Posted by Verybigbuns
Yep.
Six minutes...not bad.



Originally Posted by Undine
Six minutes...not bad.
I can remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall with it... ol' Andy did it in less than 20.
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Originally Posted by Andy Dufresne
I can remember thinking it would take a man 600 years to tunnel through the wall with it... ol' Andy did it in less than 20.
That's a mighty strong tool you have there, Andy.