Simple. Post your jokes here and if you like the above person's joke then give him a positive rep!
Okay, I'll start: (you can tell more than one joke)
A woman in a Jewellery shop admiring a big diamond ring, she bends over to take a closer look when a fart sneaks out... Hoping nobody noticed she asks the assistant how much it is? The assistant replies "Madam if you farted just looking at it you'll crap yourself when you find out the price.
Okay, I'll start: (you can tell more than one joke)
A woman in a Jewellery shop admiring a big diamond ring, she bends over to take a closer look when a fart sneaks out... Hoping nobody noticed she asks the assistant how much it is? The assistant replies "Madam if you farted just looking at it you'll crap yourself when you find out the price.