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Hey, all. I was hoping one of you could tell me the name of a movie that's always come back to my mind on and off for the past 21 years. I saw it when I was 9. I was on a horror-movie binge from age 9 to 12, after seeing Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5 when I was 8. I would ask my dad to rent me a movie, and he'd rent me whatever I asked. So one day I have him rent me the most bizarre and ridiculous "horror" movie I'd ever seen in my life. It had the same style to it as Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Here's how it goes...
There's a lake in a town, and if you throw anything in the lake it comes back to life stronger and faster. Three friends put a dead fly in the water, and when it comes back to life it buzzes around the room with super speed like crazy as they try to follow it with their eyes. Now, I don't know if they do this before or after that - I can't remember - but they throw a dead body in the lake. The dead guy looks like an out of shape Sicilian chef with a mustache. When he comes to life, he, of course, starts terrorizing the town. Now here's the scene that I cannot ever forget...
One of the three guys (he wears glasses) is on a "date" with his girlfriend. They're sitting in the front of the car, and the guy's freaking out, saying things along the lines of, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! WE THREW A DEAD GUY IN THE LAKE, AND HE'S COME BACK REALLY STRONG AND KEEPS WANTING TO KILL AND EAT EVERYBODY AND HE'S AFTER US!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO..." She interrupts him in a ditsy voice and goes, "Would you RELAX?? God, what's with you?? Just sit baaaaaaack...relaaaaaaax [the guy listens and rests his back against the door]...because what you're about to feel is gonna be nice [she starts going down on him off camera]...and soft...and waaaaaaaaaaaarm..." Then the zombie appears behind her in the passenger window and her boyfriend screams, but she doesn't know the reason why, so she exclaims, exasperatedly, "BUT I DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT IN YETTTTTTTT!!!!!" The zombie, I'm pretty sure, bashes through the passenger window and grabs her as the boyfriend gets out and runs away in great haste. He pulls her out of the car, throws her on the hood, and starts effing her like crazy. She's loving it and going, "Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!" But then he starts ****ing her really hard with his super zombie strength, and she goes from moaning in ecstasy to screaming in pain; but, of course, the zombie doesn't stop, and keeps effing her so hard that her blood starts spraying him! Needless to say, he effs her to death and she's covered in her own blood. The last three thrusts, which I think happen after she dies, each spray him with blood a little as he grinds his teeth with a smile and snarls with joy and satisfaction with himself.
So, yeah, if anyone can tell me what the name is, I'd LOVE to know, because I have to buy this thing. It's been a part of my psyche for far too long, and people love hearing about it, but nobody's heard of it, unfortunately for me.
So let me know. Thanks.
There's a lake in a town, and if you throw anything in the lake it comes back to life stronger and faster. Three friends put a dead fly in the water, and when it comes back to life it buzzes around the room with super speed like crazy as they try to follow it with their eyes. Now, I don't know if they do this before or after that - I can't remember - but they throw a dead body in the lake. The dead guy looks like an out of shape Sicilian chef with a mustache. When he comes to life, he, of course, starts terrorizing the town. Now here's the scene that I cannot ever forget...
One of the three guys (he wears glasses) is on a "date" with his girlfriend. They're sitting in the front of the car, and the guy's freaking out, saying things along the lines of, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! WE THREW A DEAD GUY IN THE LAKE, AND HE'S COME BACK REALLY STRONG AND KEEPS WANTING TO KILL AND EAT EVERYBODY AND HE'S AFTER US!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO..." She interrupts him in a ditsy voice and goes, "Would you RELAX?? God, what's with you?? Just sit baaaaaaack...relaaaaaaax [the guy listens and rests his back against the door]...because what you're about to feel is gonna be nice [she starts going down on him off camera]...and soft...and waaaaaaaaaaaarm..." Then the zombie appears behind her in the passenger window and her boyfriend screams, but she doesn't know the reason why, so she exclaims, exasperatedly, "BUT I DIDN'T EVEN PUT IT IN YETTTTTTTT!!!!!" The zombie, I'm pretty sure, bashes through the passenger window and grabs her as the boyfriend gets out and runs away in great haste. He pulls her out of the car, throws her on the hood, and starts effing her like crazy. She's loving it and going, "Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!" But then he starts ****ing her really hard with his super zombie strength, and she goes from moaning in ecstasy to screaming in pain; but, of course, the zombie doesn't stop, and keeps effing her so hard that her blood starts spraying him! Needless to say, he effs her to death and she's covered in her own blood. The last three thrusts, which I think happen after she dies, each spray him with blood a little as he grinds his teeth with a smile and snarls with joy and satisfaction with himself.
So, yeah, if anyone can tell me what the name is, I'd LOVE to know, because I have to buy this thing. It's been a part of my psyche for far too long, and people love hearing about it, but nobody's heard of it, unfortunately for me.
So let me know. Thanks.
Last edited by Bromide; 07-30-11 at 07:19 PM.
Reason: Had to add a word or two
