Do Hippo's Glow in the Dark ?

Mrs Doubtfire the nanny........races in and rescues miniontv.........She rushes him to Dr Frankenfurter where he places miniontv on the slab.....and performs a brain transplant........hahaha........Dr Frankenfurter accidently gives miniontv the DNA copy of Steven Spielberg brain......................

Mrs Doubtfire races miniontv back to the scene...........where he begins to direct E.T 2..........starring silver as E.T and Pamela Anderson as ET mother............

But in walks....................Drew Barrymore............SCREAMING and stamping her feet............."where is my part"............

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"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......

Silver shouts 'Go Home' in that familiar alien voice. Drew furious at this kicks silver in the head and stuffs a hamster down his throat, choking him to death.

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instrumental rock band that I am in.

In runs........Kid Rock and sees Pamela standing there in her thigh high boots.........ooooooooohh...he thinks.......

He throws her to the floor and throws himself on top of her.......
Miniontv stops filming ET and starts to film.............Pamela and Kid Rock Part 1......................AN OSCAR AWARD WINNING PRESENTATION.................

But something is wrong.....Kid Rock's face starts to peel off to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson!

Pam in horror takes a spoon from her back pocket (she has pockets on her thighs) and pops out Mel's eyes......

The person named Silver in this story was a female prostitute from the Bronx. You can see that the Silver in question was female at the following reference point in the story:

Oh. You were talking about me!
Oh. Get a life!

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Not remembering names doesn't matter? Of course it matters. You're telling a story that needs to be coherent! Start a new one.

Then.....

This isn't coherent. I'm not complaining.

The story at it's cliffhanger.....

It is call a scene change. It happens in films and books and stories [Gasp! Shock! Horror!] all the time and no complains about incoherent storytelling. Carry on, already.

And stop double posting.

Oh my god! Stop complaining! It's just a bit of fun as I said. I'm not going to make a film out of it!

Double Posting ? I did it once. Arrest me.

OK......? No? You want to complain more?

well go ahead.

I second that motion....... with a VENGENCE

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When I Die Bury Me Upside Down So The World Can Kiss My A$$.

Says he who loves the sad smiley like it was his mother...

So now you are complaining about the use of the sad smilie? I use it to express my emotion at that moment in time. I do use it alot, yes. That's because I'm not happy most of the time like now.

I'm not complaining, I'm just a bit depressed and I made this thread to bring some happiness into my life. You, mr Bullet have ruined that joy and that makes me

Back to the story then.........please..........?

But something is wrong.....Kid Rock's face starts to peel off to reveal that he is actually Mel Gibson!

Pam in horror takes a spoon from her back pocket (she has pockets on her thighs) and pops out Mel's eyes......

Start a new story I say.

Okay............................

This is to everyone........Please don't use peoples names at mofo...... ...........Thank you


Michael Jackson opens the door of Neverland to find Danny De Vito standing there saying.........."HEY!!!...have you seen my twin brother".......................Michael throws his hands in the air and says............"I ain't seen anyones brother and I never touched him"........then .............The Rock comes down the stairs to the door..........he is wearing a cowboy outfit and says to Danny.....

" Oh Danny, it is nice to see you ! You must stay for tea. We are having Willow, once Michael has finished playing with him " Danny delves in his pockets....

The Rock insists that Danny must dress up for dinner...........Danny chooses his outfit and comes down the stairs wearing an yellow polka dot bikini, leather knee high boots, with a matching pink feather boa......

There is a knock at the door...............

Michael opens the door and welcomes the "surprise" guest. The Rock gasps, "Is he an Angel?" and faints, landing with his head at Danny's feet. Danny says, "I knew you would be there before the night was over you little slut". Michael motions for the guests to gather around and welcome, none other than Haley Joel Osment. Now that Michael is white, it's easy to see that he's blushing. Sweat runs down his face and onto his nose, which promptly runs off like oil. Haley flirtatiously batts his eyes to Michael and mentions that he wants to see Michael's monkey right away. Michael stammers, ".....

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Michael stammers and says.........."My monkey is waiting to see you, he wants you to pat him and you will notice how much bigger he is than last time you saw him"..........
Haley blushes back at Jacko.......
Devito yells....."OK CUT THIS CRAP...WHERE IS THE FOOD...I GOTTA EAT BEFORE I FAINT..!!!!!......"
The Rocks stirs and then wakes........"OMG......is my costume crushed and is my mascara running......he cries"......
Devito yells......"Yeah you oversized baboon...you look like you crushed ya balls as well"
The Rock......stands and peers down at Devito......and says......"you're so insensative at times"
Devito yells back.........."DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND.....IF I DONT EAT SOON IM GONNA FAINT AND THIS DAMN G-STRING IS GIVING ME HELL..."
In walks the maid, to announce that dinner is served, as it is no other than............