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dude, i discovered on watching The Departed that Leonardo diCaprio is suddenly, very suddenly, very shockingly ...
Manly and hot. I don't know how or when it happened, it's probably just because he hit his thirties (proving a theory of mine about how men get hotter when they hit 30).
But I always thought he looked like a sickly newt and watching him kiss, touch, pet, flirt, or be sexual used to make me think of pederasty. He was all undeveloped and exactly what they mean by the word "twink." Except he was straight. I think.
Anyway, I support of-age pederasty I just meant he looked underage sexually and it freaked me out to see him making out with Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, french women, Giselle, etc.
Now all of a sudden his intensity is no longer childish but manly man buffed out aggressiveness and testosterone.
What the heck happened? Why is the newt suddenly hot to me? I feel betrayed.
Ewwwww.
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