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"I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that's about four inches. We go my way, it's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?"
Just been for the Sunday papers and, for the first time in months, bought a copy of Empire. One thing stood out (and not just in the magazine) - this picture of Scarlett Johansson totally changed my opinion of her looks.
The rest of the read was, as I suspected, utter trash. Lists, lists and more flippin' lists. I even thought that they'd put one at the very beginning of the mag but realised it was the index...
__________________ "Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how theTatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan
Doing at this moment: Getting online to pass the time before leaving for the airport to pick up Yoda. His flight's been delayed repeatedly for the last three hours. He'll end up getting in over four hours later than expected -- at freakin' midnight. UGH.
Poor guy's been sitting in the airport in Indianapolis for six hours.
__________________ "Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."