0
Not guilty.
Have you ever been stalked by people of far greater means than yourself... and lost them in a cross-country chase?
Had you stopped at the ellipses, I'd have a different answer (and more interesting story) to give you... but: no. Not Guilty.
Have you ever performed in the lead role for any post-collegiate theatrical production...?
__________________
"If it was priggish for an older generation of reviewers to be ashamed of what they enjoyed and to feel they had to be contemptuous of popular entertainment, it's even more priggish for a new movie generation to be so proud of what they enjoy that they use their education to try to place trash within the acceptable academic tradition." -- Pauline Kael