Only In America

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.




Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.




Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.




Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.




Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.




Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.




Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




Although, Ever WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?




Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

I put mascara on with my mouth closed, I think it makes girls look like fish if they leave their mouths open.

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That's some funny stuff jrs

tht was really funny expecially the bank one.

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Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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Pretty funny dude, too true...too true...but is politics that bad a process? If everyone was too nice then newcomers could just manipulate everyone else, maybe that's what happened originally, who knows?

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those were hilarious. u should post those in the joke thread as well

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