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Death Parade (Sub) Status: COMPLETE
Episodes: 1-12



Death Parade had nothing going for it prior to me watching it. All I knew about was the promotional imagery sprinkled around it's name and from what I could divine, it was likely some sort of comedy drama involving a boring-as-hell bartender or something. Immediately my thoughts go to Catherine that does worse than nothing for my expectations.

Then I watched the first episode.



It's GREAT! Like holy hell this is actually awesome! What Death Parade actually turns out to be is a glimpse into a sort of purgatory represented by a bar in which two people visit in elevators, can't remember how they got there, and are unable to escape.

Sure enough, both people are dead, but they haven't realized it yet, and after they explore their options and puzzle over how best to deal what what they believe is a diabolical kidnapping, they agree to the bartender's deal to "play a game for their lives".

This setup is mirrored in other episodes with different games, but the point is the same: the two characters compete against each other in what initially seems to be high-stakes mundane challenges (darts, bowling, air hockey, etc.) and as the game progresses, the characters are drip-fed their last memories. This informs their approach to play, and since the stakes seem to be their lives, they struggle to essentially kill the other person or throw the game. This all culminates in them realizing by the end that they're actually dead and their actions up until then and following this realization serve to inform the bartender whether they deserve to go to heaven or hell.

In the first episode, the two characters are revealed to have been husband and wife and they slowly begin to remember that they were cheating on one another. Immediately I'm put off by this plot, but it's saved by the fact that we, as the audience aren't expected to be invested in their Monogamy Syndrome, we're only expected to be outside observers making moral judgments about their behavior.



Initially they remember they were married and that she was pregnant. This provokes the man to try and lose the game intentionally.

After this turn of events, the man remembers that he discovered evidence that she might have been cheating on him. This turns him vindictive, he loses the game, and learns that they both died in a car crash while he was fighting over her cell phone to reveal her infidelity.

The guy goes berserk and lashes out at her at which point Decim, the bartender, restrains him with cables, and it seems that he's almost certainly going to hell. The woman claims that it wasn't his baby that she was pregnant with anyway which appears to pacify him and both are escorted to the elevators indicating heaven or hell.



As the doors close on their respective sides it's revealed that *PLOT TWIST!* he's going to heaven while she's going to hell.

The animation is fantastic, the backgrounds are beautiful, the premise is seriously intriguing, and the music is largely a combination of slow jazz and dramatic orchestral tracks which really cements the cool-but-thoughtful mood that the show's going for.

I was totally engrossed in the first episode and despite the plot being about cheating, I was pleased that I wasn't expected to be invested in their petty social expectations, only their moral behavior.

However this leads to my one complaint about the first episode: wait, what? She cheated on him, therefor she goes to hell? That's pretty ****** isn't it? I mean I get that it's a twist ending, it's not what you'd expect, but really? Are we starting this show off by claiming that infidelity is a sin worth eternal torment? **** that noise!

The more I thought about it, the more it kinda spoils the otherwise excellent episode. That's when I watched the second episode.



OOOOOOHHHHHH, YOU GOT ME! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

If you disagreed with the final verdict of the first episode, I hope you kept watching because the show totally agrees with you.

The second episode picks up briefly prior to the first in a behind-the-scenes kinda way in which a new character is escorting another new character around the bar and explaining to her the concept.

She goes on to explain that the test Decim gives new visitors is actually riddled with white lies intended to force the participants into becoming more emotional, making his ruling easy to determine.

The game isn't actually for their lives of course, they're already dead.

The bodies he uses to threaten them into playing the game aren't actually corpses, they're dummies.

And the elevators don't actually go to heaven and hell, they determine whether the person's soul is simply erased a la "the void" or sent for reincarnation.

Eliminating the eternal bliss and torment aspects of heaven and hell goes a long way to dispel the rougher judgments. So such-and-such "cheated" on somebody. Does that warrant them getting forked over hot coals for millennia? Hell no.

However the "void" still carries the connotation of a punishment and the parallels to heaven and hell still serve the audience a reason to be invested in whether or not the dead characters get what they deserve.

We watch as the first episode unfolds from the perspective of our newbies in a fashion similar to Back to the Future: Part 2 and once it's over, the two reconvene with Decim to discuss what happened, with Chiyuki, Decim's future assistant, to explain for herself what she thought.

This is where she asks whether Decim's judgment was fair to which he claims that the woman was in fact cheating on her husband despite lying that the baby wasn't his, when it was.

The emotionless Decim questions why she would lie, but Chiyuki suggests that she probably did it to relieve him of the guilt he felt killing their baby which further raises the question as to whether or not the man was even deserving of redemption when it was his gross suspicion and paranoia that drove them both off a cliff in the first place.

This is when the whole episode goes quiet and Decim hesitantly asks whether or not he ****ed up, to which the other character, his boss, grabs him round the collar, pulls him in real close and goes:



****INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SOLD.

Brilliant.

I don't care if the third episode is absolute trash, I watchin' ALL OF THIS!

Unfortunately, the rest of the series doesn't really manage to maintain the heights of the first two episodes.

The best episodes are easily those that primarily focus on this central formula, but I'm bothered by the fact that we too often drift back into this behind-the-scenes stuff which demystifies a significant amount of this afterlife stuff to where Decim seems less like a powerful enigma, but an employee.

We spend far too much time on this one guy, whatever his name is, who's referred to as the one who's "going to become the next god". He just looks like a bizarre flower hippie and all we ever see him do is act like a superior dick everyone else and never actually do anything.



Is he in charge? 'Cause he's more of the Haraguchi from Genshiken kind of authority. And that never is nor will be a compliment.

Haraguchi serves the purpose of empathizing with the characters to rally behind a villain, but Flower Power over here's more like the impotent dick condescending to everyone to "follow the rules".

SHUT UP! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

Further the story makes one massive fatal mistake with it's narrative on emotions. It attempts to assert that "arbiters can't have emotions" (arbiters being the bartenders like Decim) and yet despite that maxim, the only other working arbiter we see other than Decim is this guy:



Originally Posted by Reddit
Ginti. That ****ing dude. Just look at him. No human emotions was the rule correct? This dude is feeling anger, annoyance, rage, etc. etc. He is feeling these emotions quite frankly the entire time throughout the series!
On one hand, yes, the anime EVENTUALLY admits, in the final episode, that all of the arbiters are capable of developing emotions.

But on the other hand, it took over half the show to say it.

And that's half the show that I was BRUTALLY ripped out of my immersion because I thought the show was making a plainly obvious mistake. Besides, this isn't the first time I've seen anime pull this kind of **** before.

Is it excusable now that I know the anime's aware of it?

No.

It still extremely jarring. They took far too long to explain it and I'm still going to lay a strike on it for that.

The whole emotions plot seems to be the show's resolving backbone, since it's on this theme that the show ends on. I wouldn't have such a problem with it if it wasn't Senior Tulip Dick criticizing it in direct contrast to his obvious inability to do a damn thing about it.

Mainly the best reason to have the emotions theme is it plays into Chiyuki's increasing discontent with the system for judgment. She makes some good arguments against Decim's eligibility as a fair judge which causes Decim to question himself and ultimately doubt whether these games "bring out the darkness in peoples' hearts" or create it.

I have a big problem with this, because this argument here writes a moral blank check to anyone in extreme situations.

Isn't the sign of a virtuous person the fact that they can't be bought off at any price, that even in the most dire of circumstances they can remain moral, and even if their own life depended on it they'd try to do the right thing?

ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE ****ING POINT???



Decim's games bring out the worst in people, right? Not everyone's worst is worth punishing their souls over, right? THAT'S THE DISTINCTION! I don't get this argument and I'm glad it's just one line late in the series, but this is easily where I take the biggest moral stance against the show.

The main crux of this issue comes in with Decim's refusal to judge based on what he thinks is questionable information which eventually turns around into him being forced to judge Chiyuki who arrived with all of her memories (she knows she's dead therefor she has no reason to play a game out of self-preservation) and wasn't judged.

Chiyuki's judgment unfolds across the last 3 episodes of the series which are pretty good all things considered.

The biggest gripe by this point though is I'm simply gun-shy, expecting more haphazard plot bubbles and side characters arguing over things only vaguely related to the main story.

As it ends and Chiyuki's, Decim's only emotional foundation, fate is decided, it drives home the sad reality that Death Parade is over and I can't watch anymore.

Despite my many aired and unaired gripes, THAT'S the sign of a good series. When I WANT TO WATCH MORE.

I sincerely hope that Death Parade returns for a second season, or the creator, Yuzuru Tachikawa, creates something similar (this is apparently his first project).

If it/he does, then I hope they return with less emphasis on useless side characters, and a stronger focus on the themes and immediate conflicts, rather than trying to branch out and explore the stuff we're probably better off never seeing or losing sight of what we're seeing for the big picture.

All told, my opinion will likely improve on rewatches, but as it stands now, this is easily the best all-around anime I've seen since Kill la Kill.


Final Verdict:

[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]


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Yu Yu Hakusho: The Golden Seal (Dub) Status: COMPLETE
Movie



Yu Yu Hakusho: "The Movie" as it's marketed in the US is a total misnomer. It's not a movie, it's a 30-minute OVA, and not even a very good one.

All it is a brief side story in which Koenma gets kidnapped and needs to be rescued. As a standalone "movie", you'd think that this would try it's best to encapsulate all that there is to like about Yu Yu Hakusho, right?

No.

On the run to get to Koenma before he's dipped into lava we just throw a bunch of demon fodder at Urameshi and friends to kill. We're treated to our typical art style except the studio here clearly as a bigger budget because we get slightly more animation frames than normal. Ultimately it's exactly what I was hoping we'd get from the bigger episodes of the series, but we didn't, and instead we have several episodes that just look bizarrely out of place because the art has changed since it's obviously being handled by a different studio or animation team.

Koenma gets a lot of screentime and he's easily one of the series' weakest characters. The new bad guy who pops up has paper thin motivations and the twist ending is literally a joke. And I didn't find it funny.

I did laugh once though. At the voice acting.

Holy DAMN the voice acting.

If you were hoping to hear the classic character's voices again, look elsewhere because the ENTIRE CAST is dubbed by totally different people and EVERYONE sounds off.

Botan's... okay and Koenma's... okay. I can even see Urameshi when the voice actor isn't yelling.

But WOW, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama sound SO WRONG.

They have such distinctive voices in the series that's it's just alien to see them sounding differently, and since they carry neither the tone nor behavioral traits of the original characters they just seem OUT OF character.

Kuwabara speaks normally which is... unsettling.

Hiei has this weird go-get-'im attitude which is... unnerving.

And Kurama's usually soft-spoken and intellectual demeanor is completely gone to be replaced by Generic Anime Voice Actor #5 which is... unbeuloughable (that's a word).



If the characters were doing impersonations of the original voice actors, they utterly failed. It's not like any of the characters are given time to flex their usual personalities either, the episode is a straight up rush to exposition the crap out of Koenma's kidnapping, setting up the crazy stakes, letting the animators slice up a few non-threats, and then GET ALL DRAMATIC AS **** AT THE END BECAUSE OH NOES IT'S THE BIGGEST BADDEST BAD GUY YET!

This has got to take place pre-Toguro (I HOPE!) because this fight is lame as crap and especially considering that am I REALLY supposed to believe that Urameshi MIGHT DIE from this fight?

Hell no. Get out of here. This isn't Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, this is a rejected one-off episode from the Spirit Detective arc.

I'm so not engaged at all and that voice acting is going to be the only thing I remember about this "Movie".

Instead of watching "The Golden Seal", I strongly recommend you watch this random clipshow of the original English voice actors commentate on the series instead.

These 2 and half minutes were a far more enjoyable than anything in this piece of crap.



Final Verdict:
[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]



Collection Update:



I wish Kill la Kill was localized in a box set. 5 separate DVD cases take up a lot of space, especially when Soul Eater is twice the length and less than half the shelf space and Stargate SG-1 can fit over 20 HOURS worth of episodes into a standard 14mm case.

Also callin' ******** on Yu Yu Hakusho and that bloody "The Complete Second Season" right there on the cover.

"Season 1" includes part of Season 2 and "Season 2" is much longer than Season 1 so I need to buy "Season 3" if I want the end of the Dark Tournament.

Since these are just repurposed copies of the first collected run of Yu Yu Hakusho, I'm planning on buying the old DVD inserts, switching in a new 5-disc case instead of the two 7mm 2-disc cases and including the first disc of Season 3 just so I can have Season 2 ACTUALLY FIT into Season 2.
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I found Death Parade pretty good as well, though it's not my pick for best anime of 2015.

My pick is Little Witch Academia: Enchanted Parade.

Top 10 2015 animations IMO:

1) Little Witch Academia
2) Shirobako
3) One Punch Man
4) Yuri Kuma Arashi
5) Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
6) Death Parade
7) When Marnie Was There
8) Inside Out
9) Cute Earth Defense Club Love
10) Nanoha Vivid (my guilty pleasure)



I found Death Parade pretty good as well, though it's not my pick for best anime of 2015.
I preferred it to One-Punch Man which is the only other anime I've seen on your list (obviously been mostly watching old stuff).

Originally Posted by Guaporense
My pick is Little Witch Academia: Enchanted Parade.
I watched the original Little Witch Academia because it was by Trigger, but I was disappointed by how short it was. I couldn't figure out if Enchanted Parade is supposed to be the same short only longer, or if it's an entirely new movie in the same setting based on your post on it.

If it's a whole new movie, it's moving up my queue.

Originally Posted by Guaporense
5) Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
After Kara No Kyoukai, anything that even resembles Fate/Stay instantly turns me off. It's my Clockwork Orange equivalent of aversion therapy.

Originally Posted by Guaporense
8) Inside Out
I'd have put this above One-Punch Man too. I think it works against itself by treading it's fun-for-the-whole-family-formula, but otherwise it was a pretty tough tearjerker for me. You know I'm big on themes, and just as I hoped, Inside Out was AAALLLLL into that.





Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/The Laughing Man (Dub) Status: COMPLETE
Movie


Ghost in the Shell bores me. As much as I can appreciate the original movie, hate the sequel, the TV series that kicked it into full gear, Stand Alone Complex, just bored the crap out of me. It was interesting insofar as it was something that seemed cool and completely unusual at the time it was airing on late night television, but despite a couple memorable setpiece moments from the series and could never get over the DULL. BORING. LIFELESS. CORPORATE. EXPOSITION.

After watching the first two movies recently I noticed something though: They made a Stand Alone Complex compilation movie.

Well how about that? I think I want to see more of these because I feel quite a few anime series suffer by trying to be a series in the first place. They suffer from the format and their good moments are stretched painfully thin across a lot of screentime. Attack on Titan seemed better for it, although I'm sure most people don't know that show also got an obscure compilation adaption, so let's check out what is likely an equally obscure compilation adaption.

~ SPOILER WARNING ~




"The Laughing Man" which it's subsubtitled is the entire 26 episode series crushed down into 2 hours and 40 minutes. And after watching it I still think it was too long.

Actually, more accurately, it's not that the movie is too long, it just barely manages to contain all of the most important plot beats, developments, and setpieces that occur in the series, but the movie seems to prove that even you drop approximately 20 episodes worth of filler content, Ghost in the Shell can still be PAINFULLY boring.

I am so glad I didn't punish myself with rewatching the whole series because this movie was more than enough.

We get all of the most memorable scenes in the series wrapped up in here: basically any scene involving guns, camo, mechs, or The Laughing Man which easily comprises about half of the movie (if I'm being generous). The other half is dominated by EXPOSITION, and **** ME if it doesn't go overboard.



One scene in particular just killed me where we abruptly cut to Motoko's loft where she has a BRUTAL NEAR 5 MINUTES OF EXPOSITIONAL INNER MONOLOGUING.

All she says is who The Laughing Man is in reporter speak, like if someone decided to give you the newspaper article version of the Hindenburg Disaster AND THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE IT INTERESTING! Motoko's got no personality, all she does is pace around the room, and the only action on screen is the stupid videos she's flipping between! It's instantly noticeable and it just drove me up the ****ing wall!

And even after the scene ends it just cuts to more characters STILL JUST TALKING!


"DEAR GOD, WHY WON'T THEY JUST END THE SCENE!?"

That's easily the worst of it though, if by "worst" you're also giving practically undeserved credit to scenes in which DIFFERENT characters are talking exposition at each other.

I simply cannot fathom anyone who can watch this and find it interesting, let alone engaging.

Watching Togusa walk into a anti-corporate legal office and pretend to be someone he's not in order to get the guy he's talking to to reveal that he's in possession of stolen secret documents just before the bad guys bust in to shoot up the place to keep him quiet and destroy evidence that can be used against IS INTERESTING, but we have to have MORE OF THAT and LESS OF THIS:


"But Chief, that organization the audience doesn't know is working with this other organization they kinda know, but their motivations are more in league with this one politician they can't remember."

You know it's actually somewhat challenging just to find boring static images of the scenes where it's just the characters talking? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BORING! AND APPARENTLY THEY MAKE UP 20 EPISODES OF THIS 26 EPISODE SERIES!

You wanna know how you make exposition not only tolerable to watch, but INTERESTING? More scenes like this:



When The Laughing Man makes his first "appearance", he hacks into a man giving a formal announcement to the press and speaks through him to air his grievances to the man sitting opposite him. All it REALLY is one guy talking to another guy again, but the audience reaction, Section 9's reaction, the other guy's reaction, the fact that The Laughing Man is gradually hacking into all nearby video equipment to obscure his face meanwhile giving a PASSIONATE SPEECH ABOUT EVERYTHING THE OTHER GUY HAS DONE makes this scene WAY BETTER than literally any other scene in the movie where one person is simply talking.


"You'll notice that despite my blank expression, I'm actually acting emotional, getting across a relevant point, and also intercutting with some action to keep your attention while the plot moves along."

Enough about exposition though, I'm sick of it. Point made.

Another issue I take with the movie is really a issue that can't have been avoided without undoing what was already done and animating new scenes to bridges the gaps. I'm talking about the cutting.

Numerous scenes throughout the movie seem terribly connected. True enough, nearly every scene included here is in some way directly tied to the main plot, but because these scenes were dragged out to such insane degrees in the anime, the crucial bits and the immediately surrounding dialog are all that remain. They could have either opted to re-record new dialog to shorten these scenes or cut into the conversations themselves to keep to the point, but instead they preserve entire conversations that just largely meander around the main points before settling on something and then violently jumping into an entirely different location with the exact same characters discussing something unrelated.

One example is when Batou visits the Tachikomas and asks one to help him out in the firing range immediately before a scene in which Batou's NOT at the firing range, but has instead been asked by Motoko offscreen to visit and speak with her while a probably unrelated Tachikoma eavesdrops.

These kinds of harsh breaks between scenes can happen sometimes at 3 in a row and they're very jarring.


Exposition and rough editing are big complaints from me, but they're pretty much my only complaints if I'm being honest. The full Ghost in the Shell series would bore me to death, but still as drawn out as it is here, I much prefer this movie incarnation. All of the scenes and setpieces I fondly remember from the show are still here and a much more focused approach to the story actually makes the main story and themes of Stand Alone Complex significantly easier to follow, even if I was still completely lost in exposition dialog multiple times throughout the movie and the ending was fairly anti-climactic.

The idea of the Stand Alone Complex is still very interesting, and perplexingly even more relevant today than when it first aired with regards to it's relation to the concepts of individuality, memes, and social constructs borne through the catalyst of high-traffic public networks which are things that were still very young in the early 2000s.

The animation is really very good and I was pleased that Stand Alone Complex's opening song, Inner Universe, played at the end unremixed, which is a fate I sadly cannot say for Attack on Titan's Crimson Bow & Arrow which got an underwhelming spin to it's soundtrack with it's own compilation movie.

All told, as much as I gripe, I mostly enjoyed what I watched. Definitely not as good as the original Ghost in the Shell movie, but well above my expectations (which considering Innocence, were pretty ****ing low).


Final Verdict:
[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]





Stand Alone Complex felt like a Law and Order TV show to me but animated and with cyborgs. I found it quite boring overall and dropped it after 14-15 episodes.
*laughs* That's longer than I gave it.



Little Witch Academia: Enchanted Parade (Sub) Status: COMPLETE
Movie

Guaporense gave it high marks, but given Madoka Magica...



Little Witch Academia: Enchanted Parade feels like a sequel in a bad way. By no means is it terrible, but it suffers from an inability to match and exceed the ambitions of the original 30-minute OVA.

In the original, we set up our heroine with aspirations to be a witch and room to live up to her idol. It felt rushed at only 30 minutes and it could have done with a lot more development, but now with twice the time to tell a story LWA feels more like it's been filled up than developed.

It takes about 7 minutes to introduce our three newest quirky characters and only then is when I became interested.

Our original three characters were rough archetypes in the most shallow of ways, a Genki Girl, a Shrinking Violet, and a Deadpan Snarker, so something new is appreciated even if they are equally flat characters.

When Genki Girl inadvertently pisses off Shrinking Violet and says she's no longer friends with Deadpan Snarker I'm struck by two obstacles that prevent me from being absorbed:

1.) Like that's gonna last.

2.) Even with a 30-minute OVA before it I never had a strong impression of their friendship to begin with anyway. Genki Girl's so genki that it just seems like she keeps the other two around to complain at while they hang around her to keep her out of trouble. Where's the tension in them splitting apart?

Granted, Genki's "I'm not friends with you anymore" moment is intentionally played for laughs, but when they reunite they still try to have a "but I thought we weren't friends" moment which they also play for laughs. It really just undercuts anything meaningful I might have been able to glean from it. It was amusing to me, but not overly funny either.


As I said, the new characters don't bring much to the table either. One of them's even a Choji knock-off played to the hilt. GET IT? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S FAT AND SHE'S FAT BECAUSE SHE EATS A LOT.

I don't care for that.

In terms of scaling up to the levels of the original I think it also intentionally undercuts itself with the "no, no, it's really part of the parade" idea. When the human characters, for joke reasons, decide to dig up an old demon and it interferes with the parade, it seems as if the town might be in legitimate danger, and yet the only witch teacher on hand just calls out to the audience and like Dora the Explorer goes "Come on everybody, you believe they can do it, don't you? Show them you believe in them!" and the main characters beat them in precisely in that way.

That's not spoilers, that's just common sense. Of course that's what's gonna happen.

Oh, and it ends with the townspeople totally spitting in the face of the main characters' desperate attempts to assuage their prejudice against witches by throwing tomatoes at them.

YAY! And discrimination returned and they all lived happily ever after.

Not like it would have been any meaningful change if they did anyway, the only character we're shown who momentarily changes his tune is the main bully who gets caught by the Alpha Bitch and finds her attractive.

Yes, because we all know that people are only racist because they've never applied their skin-deep perspective to someone attractive.

That's the problem with misogynists too, it's not that they're terrible people, it's just that they've only ever seen ugly women.



Another issue I noticed which feels almost like a plot hole is the excuse given that witches can't travel outside of school without quickly losing their magic powers because the crystal/source of all magic is centered there and only extends so far.

This honestly sounds like a writing ****up to me. Am I really to believe that people go to this school to learn an art that can only ever be exercised at that school?

In Hogwarts there were RULES against using magic outside of school because of how it's treated by common people, but it wasn't IMPOSSIBLE to use. So by this logic, Harry Potter would only ever grow up to be... a teacher. That's his only career path. A teacher at the school where he learned, he can't take his skills with him, or travel abroad, those skills would be totally useless.

That's dumb.

It seems to me like the writer decided that simply imposing rules on the characters doesn't make sense because they're rulebreakers so instead of compromising that totally inane aspect of their characters, they decided to compromise the logic of the world they exist in.

o__O

Ultimately since I could never get invested and didn't find the humor anywhere near as funny as in Trigger's other works, I'd be inclined to give this a [Meh...], BUT because this is Trigger working on it, we at least get a lot of excellent animated eye candy including a phenomenally well done 20-minute finale.

I didn't care what happened, but I enjoyed watching it for what it was, so for that...


Final Verdict:
[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]



Collection Update:



Yu Yu Hakusho (Season 3)
Planning on butchering this to make a complete Seasons 1 & 2.

Genshiken 2
A repackaged version of the original individual releases. Unfortunately my copy is damaged and I may end up having to replace part of it.

Surprisingly this has an English dub which I've never heard before. It sounds really off though, so I'll be sticking to the Japanese audio. Still nice though.
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Kill la Kill
Finally have the whole series. Really only worth the great English dub and region code. I really wish it had the outtakes I've seen appear at conventions, but sadly that doesn't seem to be something they intend to include. Still waiting for a Complete Collection.
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I'm planning on buying the old DVD inserts, switching in a new 5-disc case instead of the two 7mm 2-disc cases and including the first disc of Season 3 just so I can have Season 2 ACTUALLY FIT into Season 2.
Did that:



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Higurashi: When They Cry (Dub) Status: COMPLETE
Episode: 1-26



"One day, you suddenly hear an extra footstep, out of sync with your own...
At night, he even stands over your pillow... silently waiting, until you admit your sins..."


HIGURASHI! A.k.a. that one anime I wouldn't shut up about for a while. Decided to rewatch it and do my best to articulate what works about it.

UNFORTUNATELY, Higurashi is the definition of a complex plot, it dives straight into Memento-esque territory, but still manages to avoid being as convoluted as the likes of Kingdom Hearts and Blazblue.

How does it accomplish that? Well I honestly don't want to give many spoilers away with this one and suffice to say it's difficult to explain it's twists and turns without spilling the beans on a few key plotpoints, but I'll do my best:

As I've mentioned before, Higurashi is sort of Madoka Magicka done better. Madoka subverted it's magical girl anime tone for a drama, while Higurashi INVERTS it's harem anime tone for a thriller. Whereas Madoka never narratively indulges in it's farce outside the opening theme song, Higurashi opens with a flashforward to our hero screaming and beating the bloody pulp out of a couple girls before we cut to present and find ourselves in a peaceful upbeat harem comedy with the same characters complete with cartoony sound effects.

While it takes Madoka 3 episodes to drag out the "psyche!" moment we can feel coming, Higurashi merely teases us with the aftermath before rewinding and letting us watch it all play out. While you could credit Madoka for not giving the twist away right out of the gate, it's worth considering that Madoka is always shadowed by an air of melancholy to begin with, while Higurashi goes the full 9 yards by plunging you directly into a harem comedy and slowly sprinkling in genuine moments of dread.



The main premise is the generic anime hero Keiichi moves into the rural town of Hinamizawa, befriends the girls Rena, Mion, Satoko, and Rika and enjoys what seems to be a stereotypically annoying harem comedy life before things begin to go wrong. It all starts with a dark sarcastic joke he makes about Rena having buried a body in the junkyard when a photographer reveals that a body actually was found there.

Curiosity compels him to ask questions and he begins to uncover an old story about a murder over a dam project that would have threatened the town, but everyone conspicuously denies it. When the photographer is revealed to have died as a result of some annual "curse" by the resident deity, Oyashiro, Keiichi is questioned by police and this sparks suspicion among his friends who suddenly begin to stalk him and speak in veiled threats. It all culminates in what seems to be a massive conspiracy to silence him and when Rena and Mion approach him with a mysterious syringe and talking cryptically he kicks back and beats them to death with a baseball bat.

He manages to leave behind evidence and escapes to a phone booth where he calls the cops, but by this point his conspiracy theory seems to have been abandoned and he now believes it to be the demon, Oyashiro himself, stalking him, just before he apparently dies by clawing his own throat out.

The show then resets chronologically the story begins again. Higurashi actually does this several times as the core narrative plays out repeatedly over the course of the series for about 4-6 episodes before the anime seems to reset entirely and the next episode begins as if none of it had happened at all, except this time we see the story from a new perspective and as it plays out again we see different events unfold. Motivations are revealed, questions are answered, and new theories are presented.



At first it seems to simply be the same story again, but eventually we witness events well before and after the main story and eventually the core canon itself changes in both small and big ways. Events unfold slightly differently at first, but by the end you realize that the characters can't be alive in both continuities because they appear to die in completely different ways. Alliances are also different and while it's unsettling to see the violent shift from horror to comedy, the shift from friend to foe similarly manages to displace us in the world Higurashi builds.

Ultimately the key mysteries remain the same from beginning to end. While the motivations of many characters are eventually revealed and the answers to several smaller mysteries are solved, by the end, the big question still exists: What is Oyashiro's Curse?

Is it a literal curse?
Is it a political conspiracy?
Is it a demonic possession?
Is it a virus that drives you mad?
Is it a series of religious cult murders?
Is it a poisonous fog from a nearby volcano?
Is it an ALIEN PARASITE THAT CAN CLONE YOU!? WHO KNOWS!?

In fact, one of the oddest things about the series is how it ends which is an inappropriately cheerful and anticlimactic duel atop the school between Keiichi and Rena who's convinced that everyone is infected with an alien parasite.

Enter Fridge Brilliance mode for a moment here:

~BEGIN SPOILERS~

The alien parasite theory actually goes to explain most of the biggest mysteries in the whole series. It explains why people go mad, it explains why people who leave Hinamizawa (and the vicinity of the swamp from which the infection supposedly originates) die or disappear, and it even goes all the way to back to explain one of the biggest early mysteries of the series: why people dig their own throats out, cause there're worms in their skin!

We see this happen to Rena, but here's what I think is the biggest giveaway here: No one ever reacts to it or acknowledges that it's happening to her. It's PLAUSIBLE that people simply aren't noticing it, but seems much more probable that this theory is all in her head. She builds up a conspiracy theory about a religious and politically fueled bio-terrorist attack that seems possible, but then she just casually throws out claims that the alien parasites can create doppelgangars which we never see and easily fall to Occam's Razor.

I think it's interesting that we get this sort of Inception-style ending where it seems like almost everything is wrapped up, BUUUUT maybe it isn't?



To be fair this theory doesn't specifically explain several other smaller mysteries in the series either, such as how the NPA guy managed to visit Hinamizawa and leave without anything happening to him and it doesn't go to explain Rika's apparent dual personality and her inside knowledge.

In fact, Rika's unexplained insight into future events and alternate canons are also some of the biggest mysteries of the series which become center focus in the sequel series, Kai where it's revealed she (like a certain other anime) is trapped in Groundhog Day, er... month... or something... In fact, having seen several of those episodes and rewatching these I'm struck by a glaring lampshade that Higurashi hangs in episode 11:

Originally Posted by Keiichi's Mom
The most important part of a good story is the introduction. Without a solid introduction, the story doesn’t have the foundation it needs to move forward.
Originally Posted by Keiichi
So if nothing really happens in the beginning... then nothing ever happens.
What the ****? My biggest issue with Kai is just how ******* slow, uneventful, and unrepentantly boring it is! How do you manage to point out your own **** up before you make it?

I'm also bothered by how the sequel series also centers around Rika and introduces an actual spirit character which not only destroys the variety that came with switching perspectives every few episodes even when Satoko is blatantly underdeveloped, but it also shatters the possibility that the events of the series AREN'T SUPERNATURAL! That was a point in your ****ing FAVOR, show, why ruin that!?

~END SPOILERS~

Other issues I have in the main series are mostly nitpicky. There are a couple tiny plotholes in the series, which, honestly is impressive considering how complex it is, but they're still somewhat problematic. One that comes to mind is when Miyo Takano warns that the curse manifests in one person dying and another disappearing, but qualifies that the number missing must equal the dead.

THIS DOESN'T WORK because the history of the curse tells us that it's only ever affected 1 to 2 people per year UNTIL the Cotton-Drifting Festival where SHE DIES along with the photographer, Tomitake. It's not until after she's dead that this theory that the missing should match the dead is even plausible because there has never been any more than one confirmed death prior to hers.

Less a plothole and more an oddity is Mion's gun, which she carries holstered all the time in her default outfit. She wears a gun to SCHOOL and despite finding herself in fight-for-your-life situations REGULARLY she never draws it. Makes Chekov sad.



Another put-off is Keiichi's inconsistent behavior. For the first half of the series I sincerely applaud the writers for giving, what is essentially a horror movie victim, some common ****ing sense! He makes logical connections, he arms and takes measures to defend himself when he feels threatened, and he lies when it seems appropriate to him. THIS IS GOOD and it makes sense when he freaks out on people, HOWEVER... on at least two occasions when he's faced with certain pain or death he reacts coolly and literally attempts to BARGAIN with his enemy. And I'm not saying "pleading", I'm saying he has a smirk on his face like, "Ah whatevs, you can kill me, but if you do you gotta do this, this, and this".

Dude... you're strapped to a table and bitch is about to hammer NAILS INTO YOUR ****ING FINGERS, I don't think you're in any position to make DEMANDS!

The animation's pretty inconsistent too. It's generally pretty low-quality with occasional spikes during yandere moments (which, rejoice, there are plenty of) and the English voice acting borders on painful at times. Granted, it's serviceable, but it's obviously inferior to the Japanese dub and liable to drive up the wall anybody not used to high-pitched anime girl voices.

All in all, Higurashi is a fine anime. I wish it left fewer loose ends in it's quest to tell a mystery thriller, but it was certainly an enjoyable thriller to try and solve. The tonal shifts were dramatic and balanced excellently to skeeve you out, one-upping Madoka in my book. Even our hero, Keiichi is eventually revealed to be hiding some very not-heroic secrets, but at the same time offering other characters with hidden motives that are prepared to go from full-blown moe to total horrorshow.



Despite a distinctly lower production value and significantly humbler origins, Higurashi absolutely THRASHES Future Diary. **** that anime. **** that piss-poor, righteously ********, horridly written GARBAGE. **** IT.

Higurashi's immeasurably better... except possibly in the health sense, since honestly this anime gave me a headache. Again. Literally.

I don't know what it is, whether it's all the talking, the interweaving plots, the ambient cicadas, the stiff animation, the desaturated color palette, the overwrought bloom, the grim and occasionally morbid nature of the story, OR SOME COMBINATION THEREOF, but I felt legitimately ill twice now while trying to watch this. That's easily my biggest issue with the series if anything. It shouldn't make me sick.


Final Verdict:
[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]


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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children (Dub) Status: COMPLETE
Movie



I HATE Final Fantasy VII, let's get that out of the way. Yes, I know it's one of if not THE MOST iconic RPGs of all time, but I seriously don't give a ****. The early 3D looked awful, the combat was painfully average, and game is riddled with infuriating obstacles, and the narrative COULD NOT help itself writing Cloud into the most insufferably cliche bachelor position I've ever seen in a game. It's not enough that he gets flashbacks to his mom harpin' on him to get himself a girlfriend, but when Aerith starts hangin' off him and pestering him if "Tifa means something more" I want to strangle her and tell her to SHUT UP!

****, Aerith was worse than Navi from Ocarina of Time.

I'm more of a Chrono Trigger person, myself.

Now, what do I think about the movie? Well, I think it's Friggen' Awesome! You only need to know a little bit about the game to follow the plot and if you really wanted to know who these people were and what significance Sephiroth has, besides the brief get-you-up-to-speed bit at the beginning there's a DVD bonus feature that essentially gives you a rundown of the plot of the game (which in my opinion is the best way to experience the game).

Basically, in a world where the planet's "lifestream" is a tangible thing, a power company called Shinra tapped into it to become evil greedy bastards while working on a project that creates supersoldiers from alien genes. Cloud, Zack, and Sephiroth were such soldiers, but Seph went mad, Zack died, and Cloud joined a motley crew of RPG characters to prevent the apocalypse.

The movie picks up in the aftermath during which a disease has developed born of these rogue alien genes and a Terrible Three have shown up to resurrect Sephiroth. Meanwhile Cloud's gotten over his girl problems and is instead grief-stricken over the death of the most spoiled video game secret in history: Aerith Dies (Yay!).

I can dig a plot involving Cloud resistant to step in and engage in battles where people could get hurt, but I think this suffers somewhat from the fact that Cloud is beastly. He could solve so many problems if he just... DID, you know?


This also gets muddied up in the "Complete" version of the movie where we get some great development for the character of Denzel, but we also supercede the emphasis of Aerith's passing with Zack's who died much earlier in the series continuity and it doesn't make much sense by this point to be affecting him so much more strongly.

On top of that, the Complete version changes some dialog unnecessarily and even extends the final fight scene which would be GREAT, but it now falls out of sync with the background theme, One-Winged Angel and that bothered me.

Altogether the 7-8 fight scenes are increasingly great and the metal-infused soundtrack is suitably awesome for this kind of movie.

Whether this is the sort of action you can appreciate depends on how much you like "Anime Physics", which essentially translates here into: giant swords, wallrunning, air juggling, Superman jumps, and fights atop motorcycles with little regard for friction.

IF THAT SOUNDS COOL TO YOU, watch this movie.

Beyond that I'd concede that the tempo of the movie is really stop and start. The fight scenes are breakneck, but the drama in between is slow and quiet.

Some people are inclined to complain about the character models which don't hold up under close-ups but I can easily forgive that (I played FFVII for ****s sake), especially since I think the character designs are pretty cool, especially on Cloud, though I think Bahamut got the short end of the stick, he looks really unattractive compared to his iteration in Final Fantasy X.



I don't think the emotional elements of the movie are very strong, but it more than makes up for it with it's superb action scenes including one of the sickest final showdowns I've ever seen (which is only fitting for a videogame adaption).


Final Verdict:
[Friggen' Awesome][Pretty Good][Meh...][Just... Bad][Irredeemably Awful]
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