There are times whenever you watch a movie expecting mindless entertainment, and come out getting something that is actually wholesome and well-thought out. For example, whenever I went to see the Lego Movie, I was expecting to enjoy myself, but I wasn't expecting to find myself actually comparing it to Toy Story and The Lion King. Then, there are times like Free Birds, where you go into a movie expecting something stupid, and by the time the credits role, you realize that you underestimated just how stupid it was going to be.
I can honestly say that I didn't laugh even once while the movie was playing, and my little sister that watched it with me, barely even cracked a smile. It's because it was so godawful and horribly written that it even insulted the intelligence of its leading demographic, and that is children. The movie had the talent of Woody Harrelson, while Owen Wilson and Amy Poehler were also involved. However, as opposed to capitalizing on that, it instead whipped out the worst animated movie that I have seen in recent memories.
The Evil Inside (other-wise known as The Dead Inside) wasn't a movie that I knew anything about prior to watching. In-fact, a lot of the movies that I have been watching lately have actually been ones that were rented by other people. Even still, I immediately caught-eye of the dark-haired protagonist, played by Hannah Ward, an awkward teenage girl that is mentally ill. I liked her because she immediately reminded me of the protagonist from Excision, who was also incredibly bizarre. The only difference is that Hannah Ward's character plays it straight for most of the movie, whereas Excision has a lot of humor in it.
A lot didn't have very nice things to say about The Evil Inside, or whatever the flying **** it's called, but I think that there was actually some good in it. There's a lot about the movie that feels generic, for example, the characters feel very horror-cliche with sluts, douches, jocks, and one or two characters that aren't complete ********. However, the ideas that were in the movie at least had something interesting about them. They weren't done well, but it was one of those movies that you felt, if they would have done things a little different, the means were there for it to have been a better movie.
Rating:
Free Birds: 2.0/10.0
- I honestly can't think of anything positive to say about this movie, I suppose that it is sound from an animation standpoint.
The Evil/Dead Inside: 5.0/10.0
- The movie had one or two things that could have been cool, but the movie overall doesn't introduce anything worthwhile.