THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS

A fact-based Broadway musical called
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas raised eyebrows in 1978 with its raunchy telling of an adult story of political and media pressure that forced the closing of a famous Texas house of prostitution. The musical was brought to the big screen in 1982, cleaned up in the same way
Grease was cleaned up for the screen, but still an entertaining diversion, especially if you never saw it onstage.

This is the story of The Chicken Ranch, a famous whorehouse on the outskirts of Gilbert Texas that has been open to the public since 1910, earning its name during the Depression when money was scarce and gentlemen paid for their services with poultry. The establishment is now run by the effervescent and big-hearted Miss Mona (Dolly Parton) who has been having a quiet backstreet affair with the sheriff of Gilbert, Ed Earl Dodd (Burt Reynolds), who loves Miss Mona but bows to pressure to shut Miss Mona down when her business is exposed by a tight-assed TV activist named Melvin P. Thorpe (Dom DeLuise) who has declared the Chicken Ranch an illegal den of debauchery that should be shut down immediately.

Director Colin Higgins has taken a bawdy, adult musical and watered it down for general consumption, not to mention altering some of the facts. Though Miss Mona and Sheriff Ed Earl were real-life figures, they were not romantically involved in real life or in the stage musical this movie was based on, but the pairing of Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton onscreen for the first time demanded that the characters be involved and though the romance is acceptable here, it takes the focus away from the original purpose of the musical, the story of the Chicken Ranch and how it was destroyed by political and media pressure.

Fact altering for movies is nothing new, but the whole "cleaned up" look of the story is what hurts it a little...this is the cleanest, neatest, most colorful and proper whorehouse ever presented in a movie which is not necessarily a bad thing, but it was not the intent of the creators of the original Broadway musical, but how many Broadway musicals have come to the screen completely intact?

Burt Reynolds really seems to be phoning it in here with a performance that is just kind of empty, but Parton is a delight, absolutely lighting up the screen as Miss Mona. Dom DeLuise also scores as Melvin Thorpe, as does Charles Durning, who actually received an Oscar nomination for his showstopping turn as the Governor of Texas, which is basically a dazzling musical number called "The Sidestep."

Carol Hall's original toe-tapping score has been tampered with, but we still have "A Little Bitty Piss Ant Country Place", "Texas Has a Whorehouse in it", "Hard Candy Christmas", and "The Aggie Song". Two songs were added to the score just for the movie, written by Parton...a duet called "Sneakin' Around" for her and Reynolds and a little something you might have heard of called "I Will Always Love You." The musical numbers are well-staged, featuring some athletic choreography by Tony Stevens. It's an entertaining couple of hours, though considering the subject matter, a little antiseptic.