I saw it the Thursday it came out was such a blast I loved it and saw it again couple days later
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Top 10 reasons The Force Awakens sucked:
10. Max Von Sydow, a classic actor who's been in hundreds of films and is one of my personal favourites, is only in the movie for about 3 minutes. What a waste of talent and opportunity. Other characters that were under-used: Leia, Luke, C3PO, R2D2.
10. Max Von Sydow, a classic actor who's been in hundreds of films and is one of my personal favourites, is only in the movie for about 3 minutes. What a waste of talent and opportunity. Other characters that were under-used: Leia, Luke, C3PO, R2D2.
9. When Han shoots Chewbacca's crossbow early in the movie, the blast is so powerful that it sends three or four stormtroopers hurtling through the air, but later when Chewbacca shoots Kylo Ren with it, it just injures Kylo. The bridge Kylo was standing on should have been completely obliterated by that.
8. Finn was a janitor and yet he could wield a lightsaber with skill against well-trained stormtroopers (one of them even had an anti-lightsaber shield thing) and Kylo Ren.
7. BB8 was not distinct enough from R2D2, other than being a rolling ball.
6. We finally get a female stormtrooper in Captain Phasma, but she never takes off her helmet. Actually, she doesn't do much.
5. Rey learns to use the Force too quickly and no training. Luke Skywalker took years to learn it, but Rey did it in half an hour.
4. A lack of interesting, new weapons, aliens, planets and vehicles. At least the prequels gave us cloning, warp locks, battle droids (particularly droidekas) pod-racers, the Nubian royal starship, Dugs, Geonosians, Kamino the water planet, Coruscant the urban planet, Musafar the lava planet, the underwater Gungan city, the asteroid colony of Polis Massa, etc. etc.
3. The Third Death Star. I watched a documentary recently about business lessons learned from the original Star Wars trilogy. One of the points was to learn from our mistakes, and gave the example of how The Empire didn't learn from its mistake after the first Death Star was destroyed, because they rebuilt it, only to have it destroyed again in ROTJ! How stupid is the "Empire" that they build a third Death Star? How unoriginal is J.J. Abrams that he can't think of something better? How stupid do they think we are that they think we'd be impressed that it's 10 times bigger than the original Death Star?
2. The Starkiller base made no sense. How does a planet move through space and drain stars of their energy, yet still have light, climate and any kind of stability? And how did its beam split up in space to hit multiple targets? Why would you want to destroy multiple planets? Aren't you making your point by destroying one?
1. The movie is a complete rip-off of A New Hope. They didn't just recycle plot elements. They basically changed a few characters and re-named a few settings, and that's it.
So I read the article, and that's the formula, they use it in the first installments of all the trilogies. It's not a rip-off.
Really? So Empire Strikes Back starts off on a sand desert planet and the Empire is looking for droids. Then our orphan protagonist ends up on the Millennium Falcon. Then a young woman is interrogated by the Empire. Then the Death Star starts shooting planets. Need I go on?
the first installments of all the trilogies
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Originally Posted by Raven73
Chewbacca's crossbow
Originally Posted by Iroquois
Chewie's bowcaster
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I imagine that the kind of concussive round necessary to blow away multiple stormtroopers would not be advisable when the group is doing a stealth mission on Starkiller Base, hence why the shot he takes leaves Kylo with a bloody open wound instead of sending him flying.
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Either way, neither of that would translate to a steel bridge being destroyed
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From a narrative standpoint, it makes sense that astromech droids would have shifted from cumbersome leg/wheels to a more flexible sphere shape in the space of thirty years (especially since Poe needs an astromech for his X-wing anyway, so BB-8's design is at least justifiable). If it ain't broke, etc.
Two words: Boba Fett. Besides, explain to me just why a female stormtrooper not taking off her helmet is a bad thing (especially since the only times we ever see her are when she's supposed to be on duty and in full uniform).
Blame Ren for trying to read her mind only for her Force-sensitive mind to not only resist but apply the same mind-reading right back at him. It's not like she instantly becomes a master - she fumbles her way through parts (such as mind-tricking the Daniel Craig stormtrooper) and she is only just able to fend off Ren (who had already severly been weakened by Chewie shooting him with the bowcaster) before escaping,
Leaving aside how all that stuff is spread out across three entire movies instead of being crammed into one,
how much of that would make sense in context? The story is a chase involving a couple of outlaws on the run along the fringes of the galaxy and doesn't have time to get bogged down in stuff like pod-racing (which, while inventive, does ruin Menace's momentum by stopping the film dead for a 10-minute race sequence).
I imagine there's only so many different types of planet they could have that are what Star Trek would refer to as "M-class" so of course they settled for ones that had more in common with with OT than the prequels, hence desert/forest/tundra.
If anything, they learned the wrong thing from their mistake. In Return of the Jedi, they were going to rebuild the Death Star, sure, because why wouldn't your fascist regime want to rebuild a super-powerful weapon designed to keep any potential dissenters in line? It was also doubling as part of a ruse so that the Emperor could bring Luke over to the dark side. Their mistake was actually having the overconfidence to believe that the Rebels couldn't actually deactivate the shield generator on the Endor moon's surface anyway. Also, Starkiller Base is more than just a third Death Star - it's designed to be substantially more powerful than the Death Star ever was. To the Order, it's also a symbol of the Empire at its apex and thus becomes a goal for the Order to aspire towards. I read a post somewhere that likened the Order to Nazi Germany because both are states that have been damaged by recent military losses and are looking to recover their former glory (as exemplified by both the Empire and pre-WWI Germany respectively). It may look stupid and unoriginal, but I can understand why they'd do that. It makes thematic sense that the Order, in looking to reach the heights of the Empire, would also fall prey to the same errors of judgment that caused the Empire to lose in the first place. Besides, Starkiller Base is ultimately a secondary concern compared to what the main characters are actually doing, such as the heroes' various confrontations with Ren while Poe and the fighters blowing up Starkiller Base feels like it's happening in the background of the actual important stuff. It's a backdrop for the real story like in Return of the Jedi, not the over-arching end goal like in A New Hope.
I the First Order can actually build a fully functional laser cannon into a planet then it's easy to assume that they have the technology to maintain just enough of an atmosphere. It's not Starkiller is some impossibly verdant paradise - it's covered in snow and dead trees, presumably as a result of it being a planet without a consistent source of sunlight. Also, leaving aside how it's a matter of serial escalation and that the First Order is concerned with rebuilding the Empire to be even bigger and better than before, being able to target multiple planets simultaneously is of benefit to the First Order. In the OT, the Empire was already everywhere and the Death Star was a symbol of how they consolidated their power that showed how easily they could crush even the smallest amount of resistance. By the time of Force Awakens, the First Order and New Republic are evenly matched, so the Starkiller Base is supposed to be the Order's secret weapon that will give them the edge in the latest galactic conflict (which they immediately demonstrate by blowing up the Republic's capital planet and others). It's no longer about making a point like the original Death Star, it is the key to the Order's victory.

This is a huge logical leap to say that because they can make a high-powered laser they can make just about anything. We've seen evidence of high-powered lasers elsewhere in the SW universe - we haven't seen much in the way of 'cyborgnetic planets', terraforming or illumination on a planetary scale. They don't provide much explanation as to how any of this works or makes sense. They made Starkiller bigger than the Death Star in a lame attempt to make it more menacing. What's next - are they going to give us a larger Starkiller and say "oh, look - it's 10 times bigger than Starkiller!"
If it changed stuff around, can it really be called a "complete" rip-off, then? In any case, I created an entire thread dedicated to pointing out why using "basically" when describing movies that you didn't like is a rather meaningless exericse.
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Originally Posted by Raven73
Is BB8 really an astromech droid? Wouldn't his design make him a terrestrial droid?
As I watched the movie, I kept thinking My God, this happened in A New Hope!
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I liked the design and look of BB8. What I have an issue with is that his personality is virtually the same as R2D2's. On a side note: Is BB8 really an astromech droid? Wouldn't his design make him a terrestrial droid? Does it make sense to reduce the surface area making contact with the hull of a space ship or satellite?
They hired Gwendoline Christie from Game of Thrones to play her, but you wouldn't know it. Yes, I know stormtroopers do not remove their helmets on duty (she reprimands Finn for taking his off for this reason), but surely they could've put an excuse in there (like her helmet is damaged, or she was romantically involved with somebody, like General Hux) in order to express more of the character. We were used to seeing Boba Fett without his helmet and men wearing helmets (even Vader wore his helmet virtually all the time). It's funny, when I heard Phasma talk, I instantly thought of talking AI like "Mother" in Alien. Phasma seemed like a robot and not a woman.
I doubt she learned to do something as complex as reading minds by having her mind read. That's like saying you can put a choke hold on somebody while they put one on you. When she used a mind trick to get the stormtrooper to let her go, she seemingly stumbled on this power by accident and learned it in mere seconds. Luke had years between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back to explore The Force on his own.
Any one of those movies display much more creativity and originality.
But seriously, the prequels coming up with "original" plots and concepts didn't automatically guarantee that they were good - originality and creativity only go so far when it comes to making an all-around good movie. As a result, I can understand why they'd want to play it safe by invoking parallels to the original trilogy in Force Awakens, especially since they're trying to win back a rather skeptical crowd.
Really? They don't have time while travelling through a galaxy that's millions of light years wide? They could have lengthened the movie to 3 hours and had plenty of time to let the movie breathe and explore more of the Star Wars universe.
This is an excuse for lack of imagination in many avenues of pop culture, the "it's all been done before" argument. The Barenaked Ladies song expressed this in '98 in their song "It's all been done" and years later, great songs are still being written, and original and interesting sci-fi settings are still being created. At least they could've gone back to one of the locations (like Tattoine), to see another side of it, or see the historical progression of it (perhaps a retrospective on slavery on Tattooine) instead of pretending it was some place new.
More like beating a dead horse. Is it too much to ask for them to come up with something original and interesting?
Dead trees? For dead trees, they have a lot of green needles on them...

This is a huge logical leap to say that because they can make a high-powered laser they can make just about anything. We've seen evidence of high-powered lasers elsewhere in the SW universe - we haven't seen much in the way of 'cyborgnetic planets', terraforming or illumination on a planetary scale. They don't provide much explanation as to how any of this works or makes sense. They made Starkiller bigger than the Death Star in a lame attempt to make it more menacing. What's next - are they going to give us a larger Starkiller and say "oh, look - it's 10 times bigger than Starkiller!"

This is a huge logical leap to say that because they can make a high-powered laser they can make just about anything. We've seen evidence of high-powered lasers elsewhere in the SW universe - we haven't seen much in the way of 'cyborgnetic planets', terraforming or illumination on a planetary scale. They don't provide much explanation as to how any of this works or makes sense. They made Starkiller bigger than the Death Star in a lame attempt to make it more menacing. What's next - are they going to give us a larger Starkiller and say "oh, look - it's 10 times bigger than Starkiller!"
They didn't change nearly enough, in my opinion. The characters go through the same, exact events - they just changed some of the characters. As I watched the movie, I kept thinking My God, this happened in A New Hope! Even Finn isn't very original: it can be deduced that the original Rebel Alliance was formed partially by Empire defectors. The original characters were misused. I understand handing the baton to the 'next generation', but we hardly saw Luke, Leia, C3PO, R2D2. It's sloppy, unoriginal storytelling and undeserving of the Star Wars phenomenon and brand.
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That is quite the reach when it comes to Finn. You're calling his character unoriginal based on your "deduction" that there might have been defectors among the Rebels? That is an extremely flimsy reason.
Originally Posted by Iroquois
I don't think of Star Wars as being an especially hard example of science-fiction - if anything, it's as soft as they come.
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Time for some nerdgasm stuff.
Yep... BB-8 is an Astromech Droid.
R2-D2 is known as an R2 Unit, the R2 being his designated Model Number... and the D2 is his personal serial number... numerous Astromechs are known as R2-*something* as they are R2 Units.
Others like Obi Wan's R4-P17 as seen in Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith is an R4 Unit, serial number P17.
BB-8 is a BB Unit, serial number 8.
Yep... BB-8 is an Astromech Droid.
R2-D2 is known as an R2 Unit, the R2 being his designated Model Number... and the D2 is his personal serial number... numerous Astromechs are known as R2-*something* as they are R2 Units.
Others like Obi Wan's R4-P17 as seen in Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith is an R4 Unit, serial number P17.
BB-8 is a BB Unit, serial number 8.
What do you mean when you say this?
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The concept of hardness is used in reference to a work of science fiction's application of actual science to its plot, world-building, objects, etc. The "harder" a work of sci-fi is, the more grounded it is in reality, while the "softer" a film is naturally means that it leans towards the scientifically improbable/impossible. For example, Interstellar is considered hard sci-fi because of how much it applies current astrophysical theories surrounding black holes and relativity in telling its decades-long story of space travel. On the other hand, something like Back to the Future is soft sci-fi because of its extremely loose and fantastic approach to science that involves scientifically improbable concepts such as people fading out of existence or alternate timelines. Something like Star Wars arguably doesn't count as science-fiction at all, but rather as a fantasy series that just so happens to be set in space due to its whole "long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" setting. As a result, in an instance such as the Starkiller Base being able to sustain an atmosphere even as it moves through space without orbiting a star, I have to cite Clarke's Third Law as potential evidence that the science used to make things happen in the Star Wars universe might as well be magic. I can suspend my disbelief in this particular regard because, hey, this is a fictional universe where an all-powerful invisible energy affects everything, run-down spaceships can travel faster than light, and laser swords can be used to deflect laser bullets. I don't take Star Wars too seriously.
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Thanks for skipping my first few rebuttals.
I feel von Sydow's presence works in terms of shock value.
I don't think of Star Wars as being an especially hard example of science-fiction - if anything, it's as soft as they come.
I imagine that the kind of concussive round necessary to blow away multiple stormtroopers would not be advisable when the group is doing a stealth mission on Starkiller Base
if BB-8 is being used as part of an X-wing like R2 was being used in the OT, then it makes sense to think of it as an astromech droid (and Wookieepedia seems to back me up in this regard). As for the surface area issue - who knows. We'll just have to wait and see if it actually comes up.
I noticed you ignored my point about BB8's personality, or lack thereof.
why should there be an excuse for her to remove her helmet at all? To "express more of the character"? All we need to know about Phasma at this point is that she is an elite stormtrooper
You're calling his character unoriginal based on your "deduction" that there might have been defectors among the Rebels?
I'm not going to respond to the other arguments, because I'm starting to feel like this thread is going around in circles.
Force Awakens is just an attempt to make a whole lot of money. They hyped it up big-time before the movie came out, especially with merchandise, to the point where audiences were already emotionally-invested and found it difficult to overlook the fact that Force Awakens sacrifices good story-telling and substance.
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So disapointed by this last Star Wars with no charism actors, a poor and slow story and a ****** end : its look like a child movie
You've never had someone ignore something you wrote? Happens to me sometimes in this forum ... but since you asked...
I didn't care enough about the character to be shocked when he was killed. As a matter of fact, it was very predicable. The same thing happened to Aunt Buru and Uncle Owen. They gave classic actors of von Sydow's generation like Alec Guinness, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee much better roles and not just as "shock" tools.
Agreed that it's soft si-fi with a generous helping of fantasy, but if you stretch believability too much, it breaks. I don't buy a giant planet that ignores the rules of physics and ecology. Besides, if you have a weapon that can suck all the energy out of a star, why wouldn't you just destroy a system's star rather than shooting the planets? Live-sustaining planets cannot survive without stars.
Ok, I'll buy that. But it would've been nice to see this projectile. A crossbow in sci-fi is already a bizarre thing.
What I mean is that a rolling ball makes more sense in a terrestrial environment with possible obstacles and rough terrain, whereas a smooth surface (like a spaceship) makes more sense for a droid like R2D2. When they were shooting ANH, the filmmakers had a struggle getting R2 to move around in the desert.
I noticed you ignored my point about BB8's personality, or lack thereof.
Boba Fett was defined by his actions - we didn't need to see his face. Phasma hardly did anything. Seeing her face would've made her more unique and therefore might have strengthened the character.
Where did a military-trained Rebel Alliance come from except the Empire? Luke mentions that his friends were already at the "Academy", which was a state-supported (ie. Empire) institution. One of Luke's friends, Biggs, probably was trained using a tie-fighter before he came over to the Rebels.
I'm not going to respond to the other arguments, because I'm starting to feel like this thread is going around in circles.
Force Awakens is just an attempt to make a whole lot of money. They hyped it up big-time before the movie came out, especially with merchandise, to the point where audiences were already emotionally-invested and found it difficult to overlook the fact that Force Awakens sacrifices good story-telling and substance.
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Originally Posted by Raven73
A crossbow in sci-fi is already a bizarre thing.
Originally Posted by Raven73
Boba Fett was defined by his actions - we didn't need to see his face. Phasma hardly did anything.
Originally Posted by Raven73
Force Awakens is just an attempt to make a whole lot of money.
Originally Posted by Cinemalover
its look like a child movie

Originally Posted by Iroquois
it's not like Force Awakens is a significantly more cynical exercise in commercialism, presence of Disney and J.J. Abrams be damned.
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Really? So Empire Strikes Back starts off on a sand desert planet and the Empire is looking for droids. Then our orphan protagonist ends up on the Millennium Falcon. Then a young woman is interrogated by the Empire. Then the Death Star starts shooting planets. Need I go on?
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A major complaint that people had about the prequels was how much time they spent on sequences that killed any narrative momentum - I already mentioned the pod-racing in Menace...
default personalities programmed into them
It's not like Boba Fett had a whole lot to do in the first place - about the only thing he actually did in Empire was track the Falcon to Bespin, at which point the Imperials took over capturing Han and proceeded to freeze him, while Jedi saw him get killed off with ridiculous ease.
Yeah, that tends to happen when people bring up the similarities to the original and other people provide their justifications again and again.
Lucas himself had no problem swapping Wookiees for Ewoks in Jedi because they'd be more commercially viable (to say nothing of Jar Jar), so it's not like Force Awakens is a significantly more cynical exercise in commercialism, presence of Disney and J.J. Abrams be damned.
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Back to this point. I liked the pod-racing sequence. It showed the culture of Tattoine and delved into the issue of slavery and explored Jabba's power as well as demonstated how Anakin was "already a great pilot when I met him" (Kenobi in ANH). The pod-racing was exciting and original. A good movie doesn't rush through everything. There should be slower, calmer, more introspective moments, to let the audience catch their breath and do some thinking (I know this seems to be a challenge these days for a younger segment of the audience with a short attention span).
The droids seem to have a good amount of AI in them (R2D2 and C3PO do, at least), as they build on their foundation with distinctive personalities. Listen to R2 and 3PO in the previous movies (especially the original trilogy) and tell me they didn't have personalities. Even R2's sounds are imbued with expression. Heck, Lucas himself said that Episode 4 was told from the droids' perspectives (whether it really was or wasn't isn't the point). They even did a cartoon with those two as the protagonists.
Umm... yeah, Boba Fett only managed to do what the Empire, Jabba and all the bounty hunters in the galaxy failed to do for several years: find Luke and his friends and lure them into a trap, exactly what an elite bounty hunter does. Fett's strength as a villain wasn't his muscle, but his brains, and I think this is what made him such a fascinating character (besides the fact that his armor was really cool).
I mean I've already argued about the droids' personalities and to what extent the movies resemble each other and here we are talking about them again. No body has convinced me that Force Awakens is not a rip-off of A New Hope, nor that any of the other films are rip-offs of each other. Some of you have admitted that it is a rip-off, but that doesn't seem to matter to you, which just blows my mind - your expectations for this movie were abysmally low, which is odd considering it's supposed to be a Star Wars sequel!
First of all, Lucas explained that originally ROTJ was supposed to take place on Kashykk (or however you spell it) with wookies, but he didn't feel film making technology was ready for that, so he wrote in ewoks instead. Sure, the ewoks were cute and cuddly and ready-made for the store shelves, but you could say the same thing about jawas and Yoda. I really didn't mind the ewoks - they didn't beat the Empire (as some critics contend), they helped the Rebels attack the shield generator, just like the Hobbits in LOTR didn't defeat Sauron, they assisted the Fellowship, Gondor and Rohan in destroying the One Ring. Yet in the end, Aragorn bowed to the four, little Hobbits, because the point of LOTR and ROTJ is that "even little people can change the world". A powerful message, to be sure. The fact of the matter is that Lucas's Star Wars's commercial success is secondary to the film's extraordinary, top-notch storytelling and movie-making. The American Film Institute ranked Star Wars (1977) as the thirteenth greatest film of all time. I doubt I'll ever see Force Awakens on that list, and if we do, I'll bet the AFI was quietly bribed by the deep pockets of Disney Inc. Speaking of Disney, the Force Awakens seems like a movie that was thrown-together in a Disney board room. It's a Star Wars wannabe ... and a very poor one at that.
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Originally Posted by Iroquois
When you write it like that, that's giving Fett way too much credit.
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The Fett doesn't actually do a lot in the stories tbh. He wasn't even designed to be a favourite.
He's more along the lines of Wolverine from X-Men. He looked kinda cool, had a small part, but the fans for some reason went nuts for him and he was then expanded on.
Boba Fett is simply something that fans picked up on because he "was there" when that trap was set. I mean, IG88 looks cool too, as does Bossk, so if one of those had been there during Bespin, it would be them that people may have picked up on and we'd have IG88 spin-offs and maybe had seen him being built in Episode II.
He's more along the lines of Wolverine from X-Men. He looked kinda cool, had a small part, but the fans for some reason went nuts for him and he was then expanded on.
Boba Fett is simply something that fans picked up on because he "was there" when that trap was set. I mean, IG88 looks cool too, as does Bossk, so if one of those had been there during Bespin, it would be them that people may have picked up on and we'd have IG88 spin-offs and maybe had seen him being built in Episode II.