the nothing thread

[Austruck]

Okay, wait. So you're saying you've slept close enough to Big Bird to know what sounds he makes when he sleeps? There's so many things wrong with that....

[chicagofrog]

rien
ren
res
nada
gnente
niente
nichts
ingenting
ikkje noko
nekas
tra ebet
..............

[Misirlou]

I think there must be some sort of football angel watching over the USC Trojans :D

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/angles/17.gif

[7thson]

Nah.in the end logic and statistics will rule.................................................or not lol...:D ;) ;) :mad: :furious: :) ;) ;) ;) ;) :eek: :furious: :frustrated: :drevil: :suspicious: :bored:

[Eyes]

I prefer the idea that everything is random

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/fun/2.gif

[Blister]

it's been a while since i visited MoFo land....

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/fun/1.gif

[terry]

it's been a while since i visited MoFo land....

what's wrong with now?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/hat/2.gif

[Caitlyn]

it's been a while since i visited MoFo land....


Nice to see you again... :)

[Anonymous Last]

what's wrong with now?
No immediate way to solve em'!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/thumbs/2.gif

[chicagofrog]

non rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien.............

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/10.gif

[Eyes]

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/10.gif
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/marching/1.gif

[Eyes]

http://bestsmileys.com/marching/1.gif

why are they unhappy?

[starrdarcy]

smile crimes!

:p

[gummo]

I don't want to start a new thread for this so I am putting it here,

I am have done a search for this but nothing has come up on Gus Van Sant's Last Days. I am wondering if anyone has started this thread or if it has been talked about anywhere, or reviewed. Thanks all :)

[Eyes]

can't say I have, sorry Gummo...

[Ash_Lee]

My lava lamp has created a penis inside it :eek:


Actually, it looks more like a middle finger gesture now.

[nebbit]

My lava lamp has created a penis inside it :eek:


Actually, it looks more like a middle finger gesture now.

:laugh:

[Eyes]

My lava lamp has created a penis inside it :eek:


Actually, it looks more like a middle finger gesture now.
where would Mofo be without comments like this???

[Anonymous Last]

My lava lamp has created a...

When I look in those things... I always see boobs on top of boobs floating around.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I see a solidified globule of mineral oil with a light paraffin, carbon tetrachloride, a dye and paraffin wax.
Am I weird?

[Anonymous Last]

I see a solidified globule of mineral oil with a light paraffin, carbon tetrachloride, a dye and paraffin wax.
Am I weird?
I bet when you look up in the sky you see clouds, right?

I see soft fluffy boobs.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I bet when you look up in the sky you see clouds, right?

I see soft fluffy boobs.
That's what I see when I look down.
d'oh!!

[Anonymous Last]

That's what I see when I look down.
d'oh!!

Hey, hey... eyes up here!

[nebbit]

:laugh:

[gummo]

oh man, I have been away for a couple days and this is what I come back to. hehehe

[Matrix]

/me takes a trip down memory lane

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/textinbubble2/2.gif

[Ash_Lee]

The topics gone quiet, better look at my lavalamp again...



I see...a pear! No no no, now it's a...bowling pin!

[7thson]

Once upon a lemon lime there was not a big little girl man who whom lived in outside of a dwelling where bald headed cats danced. The moon sank into the kitchen sink and the little boy/girl ran away with the three blonde mice.

[Ash_Lee]

There once was a girl called Sprite,
Who could travel much faster than light,
She went out one day,
In a relativity way,
And came back the previous night!

[Blister]

I am the magical blister......

[nebbit]

The topics gone quiet, better look at my lavalamp again...

There's a topic :goof:

[Ash_Lee]

Conspiracy theorists of the world UNITE!

[Austruck]

Proofreaders of the world, UNTIE!

[Austruck]

/me takes a trip down memory lane

/me takes a trip down mammary lane....

Okay, it was a stretch.... :rolleyes:

[7thson]

Perverts of the world unite........uh wait ................not like that.............................ewwww......... STOP!!!!

:D

[Anonymous Last]

Perverts of the world unite........uh wait ................not like that.............................ewwww......... STOP!!!!

:D

I thought maybe you wanted your cake and hump it too...

[7thson]

I thought maybe you wanted your cake and hump it too...

Perv....:p

[Iroquois]

I think I missed something here...

(story of this thread)

[Anonymous Last]

I think I missed something here...

(story of this thread)

Oh.... it's nothing.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/cool/3.gif

[Blister]

800th Post!

[Austruck]

And yet we have the same amount of rep. (sigh) I have to start posting here more often ... or at least start saying intelligent stuff once in a while. :rolleyes:

Congrats!

[Blister]

And yet we have the same amount of rep. (sigh) I have to start posting here more often ... or at least start saying intelligent stuff once in a while. :rolleyes:

Congrats!

Danke, Austruck.

I don't exactly say intelligent stuff, but I enjoy posting here, and if the people enjoy my company, then rep doesn't really matter. (although it's nice when you get it)

Cheers!

[Austruck]

Ehhh, don't mention it. It was ... ummm ... nothing. *koff*

[Aniko]

I have to start posting here more often ...

I vote yes! You should be coming here and posting more often. :)

But...promise you'll look the other way with my typing skills miss proofreader. :D

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/family/11.gif

[Austruck]

Gotta love the smileys.

And no, Annie, I don't proofread forum posts ... unless something is so horribly wrong that it'll be funny to mention it. ;)

[Ash_Lee]

Builder's Maths: How many cups of tea does it take to lay a brick?!

[Lance McCool]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Chicago's-Shedd-C.article.jpg

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs2/3.gif

[Ash_Lee]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Chicago's-Shedd-C.article.jpg
Wow! A shark!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs1/8.gif

[Eyes]

Nebbit, god forbid something should happen to you, but if it does, will your epitaph have a smilie?

[nebbit]

Nebbit, god forbid something should happen to you, but if it does, will your epitaph have a smilie?

http://bestsmileys.com/signs10/9.gif

[Eyes]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs10/9.gif
:laugh:

[starrdarcy]

this thread is getting very long...

blah :p

[MyRobotSuit]

So, still like Shrek?

[starrdarcy]

So, still like Shrek?

Sort of, more into simcity and dystopia now!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/sports1/25.gif

[MyRobotSuit]

Neb, This ain't the ups and downs of your day thread.

[Caitlyn]

:laugh:

[Eyes]

:laugh:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/flipping/3.gif

[Eyes]

http://bestsmileys.com/flipping/3.gif
:dizzy:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/24.gif

[7thson]

http://www.fisheadtackle.com/An-smile.gif

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif

[7thson]

Okay the Kiss Brad Pitt and get a free pink razor add is really starting to become annoying. I do not want to kiss Brad, and I do not need a pink razor. I lavender toothbruch would be okay though.

[7thson]

http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif

Thats kinda hot for some reason.

[Ash_Lee]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You smell of Poo

...

[Anonymous Last]

You smell of Poo

...
I have no rank to command such poo...

Though are you unaware that the poo you spake of is cold, unwilling to utilize it, or simply wearing your underwear on your head again?

Masturbating minds want to know.

Mr. Last out!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/insects/4.gif

[Ash_Lee]

I have no rank to command such poo...

Though are you unaware that the poo you spake of is cold, unwilling to utilize it, or simply wearing your underwear on your head again?

Masturbating minds want to know.

Mr. Last out!
Just go where the wind takes you.

[Ophelia]

Just go where the wind takes you.

Could the average sewage system take that kind of pressure?

[SamsoniteDelilah]

This thread is taking a frightening turn...

[Eyes]

This thread is taking a frightening turn...
but not really unxpected :D

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/havenice/1.gif

[Ash_Lee]

Could the average sewage system take that kind of pressure?
Just follow your nose.

[Eyes]

Just follow your nose.

http://petcaretips.net/toucan_sam.jpg

[sunfrog]

You should ban this thread and the whole Intermission: Miscellaneous section of the forum

[Strummer521]

They should ban y... Oh nevermind. Don't ever leave you silly man. ;)

[nebbit]

You should ban this thread and the whole Intermission: Miscellaneous section of the forum

Awww Sunfrog, you are such a grouch http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/5.gif sometimes :yup:

[Ash_Lee]

I can't help but feel I'm somewhat responsible.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/rainbow/1.gif

[7thson]

http://bestsmileys.com/music2/17.gif

Strike up the band and lets get down to some serious discussion here.
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif


sorry Nebs you and your smileys are contagious;)

[MyRobotSuit]

So, 'Nothing'. Discuss.

Golg, you got a socialistic - scientific answer?

[nebbit]

Strike up the band.

http://bestsmileys.com/music1/4.gif

[Golgot]

So, 'Nothing'. Discuss.

Golg, you got a socialistic - scientific answer?

I believe it works something like this...

Large amounts of nothing, when left alone, spontaneously forms herons... leading to babies, thusly... http://www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/where_babies_come_from.gif
(copy this link into another window for a peak at one of nature's most shocking secrets)

These babies then grow up, and experience something. Normally, a curious blend of love and loss (http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/06/jcb-ballet.html ).

This prepares them for manhood (http://www.flickr.com/photos/69799427@N00/sets/491625/).

And that all works fine. Presuming that nobody decides to destroy the earth (http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html).

Fortunately, it wouldn't matter anyway, because we don't actually return to 'nothingness'. Nothingness is really made of.... bouncy ghosts! (captured here by the power of science) (http://www.engr.colostate.edu/~dga/high_speed_video/Balloons/water%20balloon%20bouncing.wmv)

I think that's right.

---
EDIT
---

Don't miss next week's lecture on: 'The curious demise of the rabbit'

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2005/09/necco.jpg

[nebbit]

All that I can say is Bloody Hell http://bestsmileys.com/eek/2.gif

[MyRobotSuit]

No need to quote I suppose. Pose a question, you get an answer.

Did you already have those links saved?

[Golgot]

I spent yesterday gathering glorious weirdness from the web :yup:
Those just happened to be filed under 'nothing' ;)

Come on now everyone, say yay (http://img301.exs.cx/img301/9618/jumpingcats142sr.jpg) for the web.

[nebbit]

yay http://bestsmileys.com/jack/1.gif

[Ash_Lee]

http://bestsmileys.com/jack/1.gif That smilie must have a headache by now.

[Golgot]

Fortunately cars don't get headaches (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/mrlogic/b3ta/hehehe.gif)

He can do that all day.

[nebbit]

Cute :yup:

[Blister]

Wow, this thread disappeared.....no one's even posted in it this year.....

900th Post!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/dental/2.gif

[birdygyrl]

Wow, this thread disappeared.....no one's even posted in it this year.....

900th Post!


Maybe we just had NOTHING to say..................... :D

[Ash_Lee]

I have a sore throat, but I've got nothing in the house that's soft enough for me to eat comfortably. No soups, no yoghurts, nothing. Just slightly stale bread and some cheese :(

Ouch.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/rude/20.gif

[Eyes]

and the obsene blast of NOTHING continues :drevil:

[Blister]

I bought a pocket watch today........i am very satisfied :)

[Eyes]

I bought a pocket watch today........i am very satisfied :)
they're cool

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/magic/6.gif

[ash_is_the_gal]

Hiya Eyes!!!

[WALKER OF THE HOPE]

wassup mr. nothing? you there? oh i forgot you are damn nothing how could you be there?!!

;)

[Eyes]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


THe Nothing Thread almost fell into the Ether of Nothingness, it cannot fall to the 3rd page :laugh: :laugh:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/icecream/1.gif

[7thson]

http://www.allstupidjokes.com/files/picture/87550005.jpg

[Zeiken]

Im afraid i dont have anything to add to this conversation...

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/talking/5.gif

[Zeiken]

since when did pac man have a body?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/video/2.gif

[Revenant]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-023.gif

[gummo]

http://www.tubeguy.org/other_stuff/smiley.gif

[Zeiken]

Burp!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/fun/1.gif

[chicagofrog]

i can't remember what this thread is about...

[Zeiken]

If i remember correctly, we were discussing the airspeed velocities of various types of un-laiden birds...swallows, mostly.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/thinking/1.gif

[Ash_Lee]

St Patricks Day's over!!! Noooooo!

[Zeiken]

but St. Froedrick's day is just beginning....;)

[nebbit]

:laugh:

[7thson]

I have to admit..............back in the 80's when I told my fellow High School students that I was wearing green underwear..........................well I lied........., But today I trully wore mint flavored dental floss on my ankles ,.... okay maybe not , but i did wear green socks along with my run on sentences.

[Tacitus]

Ladies and non-ladies, I present Monkey Tea! :D

http://www.firebox.com/pic/p617b.jpg

Link (http://www.firebox.com/?dir=firebox&action=product&pid=617)

[Zeiken]

whiskey makes you feel loved...from head to toes!

[gummo]

I have to admit..............back in the 80's when I told my fellow High School students that I was wearing green underwear..........................well I lied........., But today I trully wore mint flavored dental floss on my ankles ,.... okay maybe not , but i did wear green socks along with my run on sentences.

we had a guest speaker in one of my classes on Thursday who wore lime green socks.

[Zeiken]

Does anyone else enjoy ironing as much as i do?

[birdygyrl]

Not so much.

[gummo]

hi i'm drunk and listenin to rage against the machine!!!!!! wooooooooooot!!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif

[Zeiken]

nice, nebbs! looks like me...hehehe...;)

[Eyes]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/5.gif

given what people drink from a bottle of alcohol, consider what that bottle may also be drinking from you

[Revenant]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-018.gif

[Eyes]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-018.gif

:laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh: :rotfl::laugh:

[Zeiken]

who would do such a thing to a smilie?

[Revenant]

who would do such a thing to a smilie?

Me! And I'll do it again. Twice! :D Die!!!!



http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/ernaehrung/food-smiley-013.gif

[Zeiken]

Currently writing a paper on Masculinity in Jean-Pierre Melville's Le Samourai. Not that anyone would care....


man im bored...

[chicagofrog]

may i read it??

[Zeiken]

I'll probably post it in a few weeks after it gets the thourough revisions it needs. :)

[chicagofrog]

yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

[Zeiken]

yeeees....

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/hitting/1.gif

[Zeiken]

You got any Charlie Chaplan smilies?

[Zeiken]

Knock Knock.

[Ash_Lee]

Who's there?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/scared/8.gif

[gummo]

sick again....and again and again....grrr! *growl*

[Zeiken]

http://bestsmileys.com/scared/8.gif
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[nebbit]

sick again....and again and again....grrr! *growl*

I hope you are better soon http://bestsmileys.com/medical/8.gif

[Zeiken]

you know what we need....some rope!

[abandonedimages]

My other Forum has exploded with drama so I'm hoping to find refuge here until they all chill. It's ridiculous. Riduculous I say!

[Ash_Lee]

I've finished my coursework!!!!

[7thson]

Chemosh

[Zeiken]

Ive never been to Memphis. Is it worth it?

[Eyes]

I wonder what memphis would be like

[Ash_Lee]

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

[Eyes]

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

I just pulled all my hair out trying to say that one :p

[Eyes]

<center><table border="1" width="450"><td align="center"><font size="+3">You are a royal flush</font><br /><br />

<img src="<A href="http://img.quizuniverse.com/royalflush1.JPG"><br">http://img.quizuniverse.com/royalflush1.JPG"><br />

<br />You like the fine things in life and you are very lucky. You know how to bluff but usually you don’t have to. You will be quite wealthy eventually – maybe because of your amazing luck playing poker!<br><br>
<a href="<A href="http://www.empirepoker.com/index.htm?wm=2208880"><img">http://www.empirepoker.com/index.htm?wm=2208880"><img src="

<A href="https://www.tradal.net/Agent/banners/normal%20banners/EmpirePoker/ATTENTION%20-%20New%20Banners!/468x60/other/468x60_OTH_01452_RedBrownCards_EPK.gif"></a><br">https://www.tradal.net/Agent/banners/normal%20banners/EmpirePoker/ATTENTION%20-%20New%20Banners!/468x60/other/468x60_OTH_01452_RedBrownCards_EPK.gif"></a><br />
<br /><a href="<A href="http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=19">Take">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=19">Take this quiz</a> at <a href="<A href="http://www.quizuniverse.com">QuizUniverse.com</a></td></table></center">http://www.quizuniverse.com">QuizUniverse.com</a></td></table></center>


I'm so proud :D


**edit: crap... :( seems like the html doesn't work... oh well, the point is. I'm a royal flush in poker :cool:

[ash_is_the_gal]

Eyes,

you can't use HTML, that is why it is [ b ] and not < b >

:rolleyes:

[Eyes]

:p thanks Ash

[SpoOkY]

shhh all the MOFO's are sleeping .......why are you all typing so loud?? hey don't put that ther...oh LOOK! oops.....shhhhh http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sleep/1.gif

[Caitlyn]

:p thanks Ash




Is this what you were trying to post?




http://img.quizuniverse.com/royalflush1.JPG

[Dog Day Afternoon Nap]

Nothing

Nuffink

Nuthin'

Just testing it out

Elderly people in supermarkets talking about the war and bunyans and boils and stuff to people they only saw half an hour ago in the other flaming aisle where i was also held up and stopping me from getting to the shelf I want to get to, what's that all about?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/bubble/2.gif

[Zeiken]

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Ah...but the real question is...what was it that Betty Botter was baking? Why was she baking in the first place? Sometimes, i believe, we must go to the beginning to find the answers. We must take each piece out of the puzzle, look at each one seperatley, and understand how these pieces go together.
:idea:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/cooking/10.gif

[Ash_Lee]

Betty Botter is clearly part of a terrorist organisation and must be brought down before she can terrorise the free world with her bitter, "culinary delights".

Unfortunately she is well hidden and has proved impossible to track down, despite Zeiken's best efforts. As a result we will have no choice but to round up all elderly women who go by the name of Betty (our intelligence believes "Botter" is merely a covername meaning "Le Fox") and imprison them in camps in Mexico, "for their own safety".
http://www.shaneland.co.uk/personalpages/shane/images/shanechildhoodandgranshouse/009.jpg
Do not be fooled by their calm and friendly exterior, for deep down they are plotting the end of our world as we know it.
http://www.tcd.ie/Trinity_Life/JCR/images/uncle-sam.jpg
America needs YOU to do your duty for freedom!




Ah, here come the men in white coats now. Time for the electric shock treatment? OK, lead the way Derek...

It's been one of those weeks http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/insane.gif

[nebbit]

:laugh:

[abandonedimages]

Where's your happy face!?

[Eyes]

Is this what you were trying to post?




http://img.quizuniverse.com/royalflush1.JPG

yep :D thanks Caity

[Revenant]

This leads to...












...nothing.

[Zeiken]

"Has anyone else noticed that George Bush doesnt talk when Cheyney is drinking water? Check that S*it out, man."

;)

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/13.gif

[Anonymous Last]

"Has anyone else noticed that George Bush doesnt talk when Cheyney is drinking water? Check that S*it out, man."

;)
The timing of all this kind of concerns me. I think I saw him lick his lips in a desperate intense desire due to thirst for his physiological needs or the amount of blood circulating. But I did check it out... thanks.

[Blister]

The timing of all this kind of concerns me. I think I saw him lick his lips in a desperate intense desire due to thirst for his physiological needs or the amount of blood circulating. But I did check it out... thanks.

Holy Crap......you're back! :eek: :D (hopefully you'll be staying again :))

[Anonymous Last]

Holy Crap......you're back! :eek: :D (hopefully you'll be staying again :))
You know it!

Can it be I stayed away too long? Did I leave your mind when I was gone? It's not my thing trying to get back... (But this time let me tell you where I'm at.) You don't have to worry 'cause I'm coming back to where I should have always stayed...

I wanna be where all the MoFos are...

[ash_is_the_gal]

You know it!

Can it be I stayed away too long? Did I leave your mind when I was gone? It's not my thing trying to get back... (But this time let me tell you where I'm at.) You don't have to worry 'cause I'm coming back to where I should have always stayed...

I wanna be where all the MoFos are...

sorta sounds like lyrics to an Nsync song.

[Blister]

You know it!

Can it be I stayed away too long? Did I leave your mind when I was gone? It's not my thing trying to get back... (But this time let me tell you where I'm at.) You don't have to worry 'cause I'm coming back to where I should have always stayed...

I wanna be where all the MoFos are...

Yay! :cool:

This place just wasn't the same......glad to have you back.

[Anonymous Last]

sorta sounds like lyrics to an Nsync song.

Damn kids!

[chicagofrog]

wow wow wow, Nony Nony Nonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

can't believe my amphibian ears and eyes, and just got an inexplainable hard-on...

[Ash_Lee]

:goof:

[Anonymous Last]

wow wow wow, Nony Nony Nonyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

can't believe my amphibian ears and eyes, and just got an inexplainable hard-on...

Relax Johnny Fever, you're scaring me...but that is interesting to know.

[7thson]

Wait you left?;)

Seriously though..................... you left?:p

Okay really serious now...good to cya.:)

[Anonymous Last]

Wait you left?;)

Seriously though..................... you left?:p



No not really...

[7thson]

No not really...



WB anyway.

[nebbit]

No not really...

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[chicagofrog]

Nebbs, how dya know i love garter belts??

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/22.gif

[chicagofrog]

mmmmmmmhhhhh :) hope i can fall asleep tonite...

[nebbit]

mmmmmmmhhhhh :) hope i can fall asleep tonite...

Here are froggies to count http://bestsmileys.com/leapfrog/1.gif

[chicagofrog]

thanx sweety! :)

[SpoOkY]

Counting froggies is a great idea altho when I count sheep i end up dreaming that sheep are going to fall on me while they are jumping over the bed......one of them is getting a bit old now then smack! my child-rearing abilities become impaired somewhat.....so yes froggies would be much better. :)

[Dog Day Afternoon Nap]

Daytime telly is addictive <note to self - must find work soon!>

[Ash_Lee]

Here are froggies to count http://bestsmileys.com/leapfrog/1.gif
Are those frogs doing the moonwalk :skeptical:

[SamsoniteDelilah]

I've had nothing to say in this thread for 5 months!
Glad to get that off my chest.

[Zeiken]

I've never had anything to say in this thread. Yet here i am....and here i was...and there i go....and all that jibber jabber...

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/talking/1.gif

[Revenant]

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif

[7thson]

Thanks Nebby, I drempt about garter belts last night and cutting them off. This morning I sliced off my GF's toes to her toe socks. Now I am in the doghouse

[Zeiken]

Egg, Cucumber, Tomato, Ham and Lettuce Sandwhich with mayo...hmmm...

[allthatglitters]

waiting for summer to start

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/sun/5.gif

[allthatglitters]

waiting for a letter that will determine how fun summer will be

[7thson]

Q

[SpoOkY]

F?

[Xui Wan]

Nothin... no but for real... na nothing nada!! :licklips: :p

[Zeiken]

glitter- whats this letter about? im terribbly curious.... ;)

[chicagofrog]

someone bought a garter belt for me to enjoy, maybe thanx to Nebbs, who knows?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/dental/2.gif

[Caitlyn]

Thanks Nebby, I drempt about garter belts last night and cutting them off. This morning I sliced off my GF's toes to her toe socks. Now I am in the doghouse


I'm glad her toes apparently weren't in them at the time... or you'd be in more then the doghouse now... ;)

[Anonymous Last]

I'm glad her toes apparently weren't in them at the time...

Yes, I'm glad there was no malice, no hurty hurtiness and that she is still able to kick and check the tires?

[Eyes]

Yes, I'm glad there was no malice, no hurty hurtiness and that she is still able to kick and check the tires?

:laugh:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/ghost/1.gif

[Zeiken]

http://bestsmileys.com/ghost/1.gif

:eek: somebody call bill murray! :eek:

[SpoOkY]

http://bestsmileys.com/ghost/1.gif

That's from Mario Brothers! I rememeber that.......*thinks back to a mispent youth*......from those early games on the original nintendo system. I can't believe I remember that. If you looked at the ghost it would hide it's face, but if you turned away it would become scary and chase you.

[Zeiken]

If you looked at it, it would hide it's face, but if you turned away it would become scary and chase you.

Im so tempted to make a Michael Jackson joke here....
:D

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/biting/2.gif

[Ash_Lee]

http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/something.gif

[SpoOkY]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/scared/scared0018.gif

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/playing/23.gif

[Zeiken]

Well, hey there, nebbs. How does the evening find you? :)

[nebbit]

Well, hey there, nebbs. How does the evening find you? :)

It finds me well, I am home alone, How r u Zeikie? :D

[Zeiken]

It finds me well, I am home alone, How r u Zeikie? :D

Im doin alright- im also chilling alone- trying to get some work done for class. Im writing a 12 page epic about Michael Mann. Interesting stuff- but nothing nearly as interesting as the Mofos. :D

[allthatglitters]

Things I want to do:

go back in time and find the exact place where i screwed up and tell my past self that it will be okay. stop time and accomplish all the things i need to get done but haven't because i am a procrastinating bum. create time and give it to one choice person who would then spend the time talking with me.fast forward time to where me and said choice person meet.hold time still once again at the very moment where me and said choice person finally come to a perfect understanding.

[7thson]

Things I want to do: fix the damn space bar on ATGs keybaord.

[allthatglitters]

I wnated to say it, but I didn't. So I just made it hard to read.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/clocks/8.gif

[ash_is_the_gal]

i could watch that smiley all day nebby-nebb neb....

[nebbit]

I feel like that about your avatar ash http://bestsmileys.com/eek/14.gif

[Zeiken]

Things I want to do:

go back in time and find the exact place where i screwed up and tell my past self that it will be okay. stop time and accomplish all the things i need to get done but haven't because i am a procrastinating bum. create time and give it to one choice person who would then spend the time talking with me.fast forward time to where me and said choice person meet.hold time still once again at the very moment where me and said choice person finally come to a perfect understanding.

Thats beautiful!
(Just make sure your flux capacitor is fluxing, and you'll be good to go!) :D

[Zeiken]

Heya Nebbs- congrats on 14,000 posts!

[chicagofrog]

hei, kudos on your almost 2000 Wayfaring Stranger

[ash_is_the_gal]

slow down, you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile but then if you're so smart, tell me why are you still so afraid?

[Anonymous Last]

Because the monsters that crawl dad and boogie under the bed like to tickle the feet with both paws and laugh about it.

[ash_is_the_gal]

Because the monsters that crawl dad and boogie under the bed like to tickle the feet with both paws and laugh about it.

why you gotta waste my flava, damn.

[chicagofrog]

who's juvenile? i don't get it i don't i do not no no no but i need a drink dya have some person above me?

[ash_is_the_gal]

who's juvenile? i don't get it i don't i do not no no no but i need a drink dya have some person above me?

sorry, they are Billy Joel lyrics. i love him...

in any case!

favorite things to say just for the sheer delight of feeling them trip off my tongue

*bok choy

*murmur

*mellifluous

*nicaragua (must be said in Beavis voice for full effect)

*btatakatta (Japanese for "it was warm")

*basu gasu bakuhatsu (famous Japanese tongue twister; it means "bus gas explosion")

Things of which I am proud

*once being brave enough to move 2000 miles away from my family

*my sweet, sweet can

[7thson]

*my sweet, sweet can

Your proud of your toilet?

[Anonymous Last]

Your proud of your toilet?


Pot of gold.

[gummo]

I am reading the Satanic Bible and have found the meaning to Carnival is "farewell to the flesh"

[nebbit]

Heya Nebbs- congrats on 14,000 posts!Thanks Zeiken, I didn't even notice :dizzy: