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i was just wondering who would get curious enough the check out this thread when it had such a title... and rep to you all, should you actually post here, in the thread about nothing
Yeah go boston. and cheese.
The Taxi Driver
10-23-04, 11:04 PM
yeah cheese is awesome
HellboyUnleashed
10-23-04, 11:48 PM
i dont like plain cheese....
i dont like plain cheese....
sacrelidge!!!
Godsend
10-24-04, 01:26 AM
my nose=leaking
birdygyrl
10-24-04, 01:55 AM
Let's change this to the RED SOX thread.....
GO RED SOX!!!!!!!
ProfessionalCrazedFan
10-24-04, 03:21 AM
^ I don't like football. ;)
yeah sox- i like the sox, i like socks too, but not lox in socks, or, for that matter, socks in box, or whatever
I hope nobody is dissing cheese cause it's great in sandwiches, with crackers or even melted on toast mmmmm yummy.
The Taxi Driver
10-24-04, 11:16 AM
one time i had cheese but then i got sick so i stopped for a while but now its good again.
i love cheese...any kind
go red sox!!!!
I read abou this cheese that is aged for like 40 years and it has maggots in it, and as the maggots eat through the cheese they secrete this poison that gets into the cheese. Its an illegal cheese all over the world, but rich people think its a delicacy, and pay like 50,000 for a slice. EEw......thats some cheese for ya.
The Taxi Driver
10-24-04, 01:50 PM
eww thats disgusting whats wrong with rich people. pretty soon there gonna start paying $3000 for a fresh turd
Nonono, they'll pay at least $7,000
MovieMaker5087
10-24-04, 02:13 PM
Seinfeld
Sinny McGuffins
10-24-04, 03:01 PM
Yes.
Cards > Sox for infinity.
undead_bunny
10-24-04, 06:33 PM
Mannnnn I want some friggin cheese now. Cheddar maybe....
wow, one day, and i've got 22 replies, on a thread about nothing... interesting
Ash_Lee
10-24-04, 09:45 PM
I hate medium or mild cheese. They taste like rubber in toasted sandwiches. Best toasted sandwich filling though is curry :p
HellboyUnleashed
10-24-04, 10:29 PM
i like cheese pizza and cheese its and cheddar gold fish but that it the only form of cheese that I like. ooo and chile con caso is mach gut
Ash_Lee
10-24-04, 10:36 PM
Ver ist mein ketchup! Schnell! Mein fries ist kaput!
chicagofrog
10-25-04, 09:25 AM
Ver ist mein ketchup! Schnell! Mein fries ist kaput!
dein was? is kaputt?
is this thread about cheese or about ketchup?
no French fries allowed? ffuucckk 'Em "Freedom" fries!
and no froggy thighs?
wow, one day, and i've got 22 replies, on a thread about nothing... interesting
It's the psychology inherent in the message board, my friend. You see, every thread directs a specific topic for the board members to comment - which is a somewhat rigid manner of communication. A thread about "nothing", however, is a wellspring - a wellspring of freedom for all board members to break from tradition, and blabber about anything without restriction (well, obviously none of us can start shouting obscenities - but that's just common courtesy).
That said, go Boston!
chicagofrog
10-25-04, 12:20 PM
for all board members to blabber about anything without restriction
like that: :babbling: ??? ;)
Ash_Lee
10-25-04, 12:39 PM
dein was? is kaputt?
is this thread about cheese or about ketchup?
no French fries allowed? ffuucckk 'Em "Freedom" fries!
and no froggy thighs?
You sir, are merely a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix, and despite my best efforts you persist on remaining a constituent of the seemingly primordial populace that inherits my perfect world. Ergo, I shall release the Smiths to expurgate the turmoil caused by your irrationality and relieve me of my discombobulation, as I try to refabricate my consummation and bring an end to the hostilities, which can be realized only by the liquidation of the vexation that continues to impede my agenda. Vis a vis, you.
Or we could just talk about it :D
chicagofrog
10-25-04, 12:50 PM
bye bye guys! have to log out... i can see the Smiths' nose... they've smelled me... :eek:
Ash_Lee
10-25-04, 12:53 PM
Wait till you see the whites of their eyes...
Anyone care to point out the flaw in that?
Cabbage Head
10-25-04, 01:15 PM
I'll point to a flaw in you, Tim the Enchanter! You! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Peach eater! 6,5,4,3,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
I heard a theory that Paul is dead was dead long ago long before Abbey Road rode him out because can't start a sentence with because because because is an injunction conjuction, conjunctivitis killed the cat.
chicagofrog
10-25-04, 01:18 PM
happy frogs are immune to conjunctivitis and injunctivitis...
aaggrrhhh... the Smiths are here!
....
(...)
( )
Jrs is not going to be happy about this thread....
Ash_Lee
10-25-04, 02:43 PM
I'll point to a flaw in you, Tim the Enchanter! You! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Peach eater! 6,5,4,3,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
I heard a theory that Paul is dead was dead long ago long before Abbey Road rode him out because can't start a sentence with because because because is an injunction conjuction, conjunctivitis killed the cat.
*Ignites the ground beneath Cabbage heads feet*
"Man- you can cut the tension in here with a +6 Sword"
ahhh but I have Bark Skin
HellboyUnleashed
10-25-04, 07:54 PM
is jrs a mod? well its all in fun I don't think he will do anything incredibly drastic.
starrdarcy
10-25-04, 09:02 PM
lets change it to the "nothing but" thread...
HellboyUnleashed
10-25-04, 11:17 PM
nuthin but what?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?
nothing but the best...no one can resist the power of cheese
like that: :babbling: ??? ;)
They're onto me...
chicagofrog
10-26-04, 10:00 AM
They're onto me...
:D
Ash Lee,
the Smiths didn't get me... the Matrix is definitely too infected! ;)
aah, life as a virus is great!
Cabbage Head
10-26-04, 12:29 PM
virus papyrus admire us desirous of tires of fire. Liar, lyre! Retire to the choir and the dire will require your price will go higher.
NEVERTHELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^/
Ash_Lee
10-26-04, 01:24 PM
:D
Ash Lee,
the Smiths didn't get me... the Matrix is definitely too infected! ;)
aah, life as a virus is great!
Hmm, that is incontestably a pithy predicament of an exorbitant scale. Ergo I shall extricate the concierge of this facility to agglomerate the befoulment that has profaned the system.
i.e. I'm sending in the caretaker.
chicagofrog
10-26-04, 01:27 PM
i.e. I'm sending in the caretaker.
uh, :eek: may i call you... TIM?? :D and if i do, you forget about the caretaker? OK? einh? einh? ;)
hehe :p
Martha Stewart is my hero!!
Ash_Lee
10-26-04, 10:33 PM
uh, :eek: may i call you... TIM?? :D and if i do, you forget about the caretaker? OK? einh? einh? ;)
hehe :p
Nein :D
chicagofrog
10-27-04, 07:35 AM
warum?
mae'n bwrw glaw yng Nghymru?
was wann wie wer?
Truth is truth; Silence lies
chicagofrog
10-27-04, 02:06 PM
light lies in the shadow of a doubt
Anonymous Last
10-27-04, 02:09 PM
i was just wondering who would get curious enough the check out this thread when it had such a title... and rep to you all, should you actually post here, in the thread about nothing
Look who you're askin'...
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 02:13 PM
Look who you're askin'...
I think both of us have been left out of the "loop"
lie to me and i will lie back
lie on me and see what happens...
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 02:16 PM
lie to me and i will lie back
lie on me and see what happens...
Who was that directed at???
A fool chatters, whilst the wise man listens.....
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 02:18 PM
ok, now i'm just confused...
Who was that directed at???
lol no one lol
I was adding to chicagofrog and my quotes on lies.
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 02:21 PM
oh... heh.. heh. In that case, i'll just move along!
I have a fine sense of rediculous, but no sense of humour
Anonymous Last
10-27-04, 02:33 PM
Some of you are the most unusual pets I ever had.
I need one rep point to hit 300!! rep me rep me!!!
Anonymous Last
10-27-04, 02:53 PM
Gotta love me!
gotta love chicken too. A chicken sandwich fro burger king.
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 04:31 PM
this forums has gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay of topic
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 04:34 PM
"nothing" is the topic! hahahahahahahha.
maybe this thread should be retitled BRAIN SPEW
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 04:37 PM
or "waste of time" thread
Or, maybe it should be closed, and we can do this in the Longest thread ever
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 04:38 PM
or even better "the flame thread"
Anonymous Last
10-27-04, 04:41 PM
this forums has gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay of topic
I like to think of it as posting art!
*lights a match
*watches the thread melt to a puddle of nothing...
starrdarcy
10-27-04, 04:44 PM
i'm sure you all know what flamiing is (assuming)
annoyance, or expressing annoyance
mommy says im not allowed to play with flames anymore. The doctor agrees.
mommy says im not allowed to play with flames anymore. The doctor agrees.
*gives zeik a toy match with fake flames
I need one rep point to hit 300!! rep me rep me!!!
Thank you chicago and Zeik ..I am well over 300 now
give a little bit
give a little bit of your love to me
A question:
How do you put a picture in your post without using an attachment? I copy and paste and it won't work.
chicagofrog
10-28-04, 08:46 AM
A question:
How do you put a picture in your post without using an attachment? I copy and paste and it won't work.
you're cheating! this thread's supposed to be about NOTHING! :p
uh, seriously, no clue here in Froggyland, we haven't invented computers yet in Froggyland...
Cabbage Head
10-28-04, 10:15 AM
Refrain nithermoore from the nithingnuss! @@
<
\___/
SONSO'BEACHNUTS?$$
Donwannabeabumyoubetterchewgum.
Three cornered hats.
Anonymous Last
10-28-04, 12:57 PM
Refrain nithermoore from the nithingnuss! @@
<
\___/
SONSO'BEACHNUTS?$$
Donwannabeabumyoubetterchewgum.
Three cornered hats.
I'll take Crazy Posting Humor Jokes for $1500, er... $500, Alex.
chicagofrog
10-28-04, 01:27 PM
thanx nice Tiger! i didn't know what to say anymore...
... not that i have much to say anyway...
you really possess $500?
starrdarcy
10-28-04, 03:18 PM
Thank you chicago and Zeik ..I am well over 300 now
What are you at now???
I got a new green block. Thanks, all!
Ultimate_Thrill
10-29-04, 04:12 AM
ahhhh this is my favourite thread: Seinfeld, Melted Cheese and Nothingness. :)
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.
FRANK: She was.
-from The Strike
I think its time to perform the feats of strength...
chicagofrog
10-29-04, 07:44 AM
i think it's time the nice Ultimate Thrill begins to post more often...
I heard a new "name" today for "whites" who act like what is often referred to as "gangstas"...it is called..ready.... "Wankstas" previous to this i heard "Hip-hop Honky" for "whites" who act like a "rapper" and the wellknown "wigger". When I say "act" , I mean the talk, walk, dress... I don't want to sound racist, but I think it is funny.
Anonymous Last
10-29-04, 01:31 PM
I heard a new "name" today for "whites" who act like what is often referred to as "gangstas"...it is called..ready.... "Wankstas" previous to this i heard "Hip-hop Honky" for "whites" who act like a "rapper" and the wellknown "wigger". When I say "act" , I mean the talk, walk, dress... I don't want to sound racist, but I think it is funny.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/racism.jpg
tee hee
starrdarcy
10-29-04, 01:55 PM
http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/racism.jpg
tee hee
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
:rotfl:
Look what I found...a poem to Bush's wife
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my lump in the bed
How I've missed you
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier
-George W Bush
starrdarcy
10-29-04, 03:44 PM
i dont know about that poem, did you make it up????
nope here's the site i saw it http://home.cwru.edu/modpl/forum/threaded?message_id=0000lO
i think i am getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Me too. Or Arthritis, either way my joints win.
i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
http://orca.st.usm.edu/~rdarden/frog2.gif
Anonymous Last
10-30-04, 12:53 AM
i think i am getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Head for the LIIIIIGHT!
i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
woah that's awesome, whenever I go to a thrift store all I find is really weird clothes nobody wants. Like ties with tiny father christmas' that are all blurred out, or big fluerescent scarves, or really small shoes, or umbrellas with holes in it (ok maybe that was a one off, or so the store guy told me).
My point is........wait what is my point.......perhaps I have no point. Perfect for the nothing thread eh? :p
ahhhh this is my favourite thread: Seinfeld, Melted Cheese and Nothingness. :)
FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!
KRAMER: What happened to the doll?
FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"
KRAMER: That musta been some kind of doll.
FRANK: She was.
-from The Strike
:rotfl: I miss Seinfeld and I love that episode. remember at the end where George has to try to pin his dad in a wrestling match, I think it was the feat of strength or something. I almost cried when the last episode aired, but the wicked Greenday song may have had some input to that.
Ash_Lee
10-30-04, 02:00 PM
God this thread is full of crap :laugh:
Keep it up!
i just bought a sick trenchcoat at a thrift store for 5 bucks. Stokage...
I do a lot of shopping at thrift stores. I find a bunch of cool stuff there. I bought a trivial pursuit game for $2 once. I buy books there. I got this t-shirt that says "I drink, therefore I am" I buy lots of stuff.
i'm buying a tee-shirt that says, "If I gave a ***** what you thought, would I wear a shirt that says **** Off!?!
i bought a shirt for a friend today, it says "Jesus Rocks" and has Jesus playing a guitar. My friend is on a big religious and spiritual quest and also plays guitar, i thought he would like this shirt.
Ultimate_Thrill
11-01-04, 08:38 AM
:rotfl: I miss Seinfeld and I love that episode. remember at the end where George has to try to pin his dad in a wrestling match, I think it was the feat of strength or something. I almost cried when the last episode aired, but the wicked Greenday song may have had some input to that.
SpoOkY what's your fave episode? :) I luved the Greenday song in the finale. It was a nice little touch. Yeah I'm the biggest Seinfeld freak. I can watch one episode over and over again and still laugh at every joke. Don't know of any other show that has that much charm! I'm looking forward to getting the Season 1, 2 and 3 on dvd. The extras look great!! :D
Cabbage Head
11-01-04, 02:38 PM
I use a dandruff shampoo everyday and I can't help feeling that if I stop using it or run out my dandruff will return.
I'm DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN with corn.
Anonymous Last
11-01-04, 02:44 PM
Yo - there was a problem, and you solved it
Check out the thread while Cabbage Head resolves it
starrdarcy
11-01-04, 03:11 PM
nothing is not being here but still posting...
I use a dandruff shampoo everyday and I can't help feeling that if I stop using it or run out my dandruff will return.
I'm DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWN with corn.
Dandruff is a sign of dry hair, use mayonaise once and you may never get it again. You might also smell funny, but I heard it works.
starrdarcy
11-01-04, 03:21 PM
Dandruff is a sign of dry hair, use mayonaise once and you may never get it again. You might also smell funny, but I heard it works.
:skeptical:
Dandruff is a sign of dry hair, use mayonaise once and you may never get it again. You might also smell funny, but I heard it works.
actually it is a sign of a dry scalp
Anonymous Last
11-01-04, 06:20 PM
I like bein' a dork...
Who's with me?
SamsoniteDelilah
11-01-04, 06:22 PM
Me. :)
HellboyUnleashed
11-01-04, 08:56 PM
YES!!!! GO DORKS!!!! but there must be a clear distinction, WE ARE NOT NERDS!!!
you all realize that Dork is whale feces... right?
Anonymous Last
11-01-04, 09:50 PM
you all realize that Dork is whale feces... right?
Are you trying to out dork me?
no just tell you that you're naming yourselves as whale feces
RedQueen83
11-02-04, 01:52 AM
hahaha and nerd is a type of candy :P
http://www.elmtreedental.com/Images/Sour%20Candy-wonka_nerds.jpeg hahaha and nerd is a type of candy :P
i used to love Nerds when i was a kid
Cabbage Head
11-02-04, 01:35 PM
The very God? Dost thou think, Habib? So the all knowing were the all loving too?
My crotch smells.
Anonymous Last
11-02-04, 01:45 PM
My crotch smells.
heh heh
http://www.reismodel.com/febreeze.jpg
The very God? Dost thou think, Habib? So the all knowing were the all loving too?
My crotch smells.
:confused:
Anonymous Last
11-02-04, 01:53 PM
:confused:
She's a school teacher with a sexual appetite for students.
Just needs to brush after each meal!
chicagofrog
11-02-04, 01:57 PM
My crotch smells.
oh, guys, you're disgusting!
i'd rather transform back into a frog for now!
http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/animations/ani/mrpfrg.gif
Anonymous Last
11-02-04, 02:02 PM
oh, guys, you're disgusting!
i'd rather transform back into a frog for now!
I think sometimes you need hugs and lots of attention!
I'll blame your parents for this. What is their number? I'll call them.
starrdarcy
11-02-04, 02:03 PM
Hugs and attention??? Who would want to hug a frog?? I suggest someone kiss him/her and transform the person into a human, then give it all the love it wants...
chicagofrog
11-02-04, 02:38 PM
She's a school teacher with a sexual appetite for students
i used to be a university teacher with an appetite for students...
yep, USED TO be... :p
I think sometimes you need hugs and lots of attention!
ooohh :kiss:
Who would want to hug a frog?? I suggest someone kiss him/her and transform the person into a human, then give it all the love it wants...
yep, i keep asking and asking my (female) colleagues at work... but without success so far...
starrdarcy
11-02-04, 03:38 PM
your funny did you know that???
HellboyUnleashed
11-02-04, 11:42 PM
your face is funny!!! no im just messin with you. you were talking about the frog. i thouhgt about the frog in the end of SHREK 2. I thought you loved Shrek so why hate the frog who turned out to be the dad who was cool. i mean come on, its a frog and its John Cleese, HOW MUCH COOLER CAN IT GET?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
go bushhhhhhh......i mean kerry
Cabbage Head
11-03-04, 02:18 PM
SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
Forsooth the truth at the root is nothing but cold calculations.
Anonymous Last
11-03-04, 02:37 PM
SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
Forsooth the truth at the root is nothing but cold calculations.
Is this contagious?
starrdarcy
11-03-04, 05:21 PM
no its someone who is illusioned...
Anonymous Last
11-03-04, 05:23 PM
no its someone who is illusioned...
I thought that at first and I should have stuck with it.
starrdarcy
11-03-04, 05:25 PM
?????????????????
SHE? She is he, he is me. Me is he. Me be he.
and the FCC won't let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
they try to shut me down on MTV\
but it'd feel so empty, without me
chicagofrog
11-04-04, 07:11 AM
oh man, this is getting to complicated for my amphibian brains...
starrdarcy
11-04-04, 06:40 PM
and even more so for dumb ogres...
it is after all, the nothing thread, which has come to seven pages in less than a week
chicagofrog
11-05-04, 07:17 AM
it is after all, the nothing thread, which has come to seven pages in less than a week
well, NOTHING grows...
Cabbage Head
11-05-04, 08:04 AM
Put your glad rags on and join me hon, we'll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
Cabbage Head
11-05-04, 08:05 AM
Rock.
ROck.
roCK.
chicagofrog
11-05-04, 09:27 AM
Roll.
ROll.
roLL?
Anonymous Last
11-05-04, 01:26 PM
Why are we posting like this?
When riding a bike, can you envision yourself turning left, but make
yourself turn right?
starrdarcy
11-05-04, 01:30 PM
what was that supposed to mean??? This is after all the nothing thread, it essentially were you can talk about nothing!!!
Anonymous Last
11-05-04, 01:53 PM
what was that supposed to mean??? This is after all the nothing thread, it essentially were you can talk about nothing!!!
So I should post the pic of free willy here...got it!
starrdarcy
11-05-04, 02:06 PM
anything goes! Post all you want!!!
Cabbage Head
11-05-04, 02:35 PM
Pass in upholstered silence. We only exist in crisis. We only exist in crisis....
517 Shoppers Quispamsis
518 Stacker Bagger Platform
519 New Minus First Pro
Pensivity.
Anonymous Last
11-05-04, 02:39 PM
Pass in upholstered silence. We only exist in crisis. We only exist in crisis....
517 Shoppers Quispamsis
518 Stacker Bagger Platform
519 New Minus First Pro
Pensivity.
Danger Will Robinson..Danger.
chicagofrog
11-05-04, 02:43 PM
what was this thread about again?
birdygyrl
11-07-04, 01:35 PM
what was this thread about again?
Nothin' much.
chicagofrog
11-08-04, 07:05 AM
would it not be a good idea to create a something thread ? or a no one thread?
Anonymous Last
11-08-04, 01:25 PM
Anonymous Last- Fact #1
I sleep with the television on.
Michael Myers Fact #1
i sleep with CSI on
chicagofrog
11-09-04, 08:00 AM
chicagofrog fact #1
my TV sleeps with me on!
Cabbage Head
11-09-04, 04:20 PM
I'm fackt up. Seebelppa ta tae reven lliw I.
polkas, waltzes and scottishes, Charley Brun.
starrdarcy
11-09-04, 05:22 PM
starrdarcy fact #1
I watch tv 9 hours a day!
Anonymous Last
11-09-04, 05:43 PM
I only watch TV in Christ's name. He's always taking my remote!
SamsoniteDelilah
11-09-04, 06:42 PM
SammyD Fact #716: Sdrawkcab daer nac i.
Anonymous Last
11-09-04, 06:48 PM
Golly gee! All this darn filthy kinky reading in this thread...Yoda's going to haul out the hose and spray our eyelids open and shove Woolite in em'.
*shrug*
SamsoniteDelilah
11-09-04, 07:02 PM
Golly gee! All this darn filthy kinky reading in this thread...
hmm? If you need me, I'll be scrolling back looking for the kink.
SpoOkY Fact #1
My cat's breath smells like cat food
chicagofrog
11-10-04, 08:13 AM
SpoOkY Fact #1
My cat's breath smells like cat food
i fear the worst... how does your cat food smell? :eek:
Charismasloverno5
11-10-04, 09:26 AM
the cat food smells like the cats breath.
[/QUOTE]the cat food smells like the cats breath.[QUOTE]
:laugh:
chicagofrog
11-10-04, 12:20 PM
the cat food smells like the cats breath.
:laugh:
:p :D :D :D :D YEP!!
Anonymous Last
11-10-04, 12:39 PM
Anonymous Last- Fact #3
I first said the F word at the age of two. It was when I was at the doctor's office getting an immunization shot. One look at the needle and I told my mom, "F_ck That!"
My mother claims that she was very embarrassed.
MM fact #2 i have a watch that can control tv's
Rjoepenk
11-10-04, 06:34 PM
No way?!?!!?! Sonbitch!
MovieMaker5087
11-10-04, 06:37 PM
MM5087 Fact #1 : My real name is Seth Andrew Kopchu. But you can call me Seth if you like.
Cabbage Head
11-12-04, 09:00 AM
Country and western stars that wear cowboy hats all the time are balding. That's why.
Am I eating chicken stew today or is it eating me???
Country and western stars that wear cowboy hats all the time are balding. That's why.
Am I eating chicken stew today or is it eating me???
Cabbage Head, you are one crazy MoFo.
starrdarcy
11-13-04, 07:07 PM
yeah, he is one crazy F***
MM Fact #3 i plan on dying a virgin, not by choice, just, the same as if you heard that a suicidal cult got hold of nukes, u'd plan on the world ending
starrdarcy
11-15-04, 04:14 PM
SD Fact #2:
I plan to become a sikh
Anonymous Last
11-15-04, 04:53 PM
Can I have a turban when you become part of the crew?
MM Fact #4 I'm writing a book
chicagofrog
11-16-04, 07:44 AM
Froggy fact 23635: i'm planning NOT to become a sikh, nor a sick, nor a book-writer...
Cabbage Head
11-16-04, 02:57 PM
Don't wanna be an artist, cause everyone comes to look
Don't wanna be anything where my life's an open book.
A dream it's true
But I'd see it through
If I could be
wasting my time
with you
starrdarcy
11-16-04, 03:33 PM
Can I have a turban when you become part of the crew?
What color? ;)
Anonymous Last
11-16-04, 03:51 PM
A bean color.
Suppose you buy 100 pounds of potatoes that are 99% water. After leaving them outside for a day, they are now 98% water.
What is the weight of these slightly dehydrated potatoes?
Most people assume the potatoes now weigh about 98 pounds. But the potatoes now weigh just 50 pounds! If you are wondering why, here is one way to look at it: Since 99% of the original 100 pounds of potatoes is water, the remaining 1% (ie. 1 pound) of the original potatoes is actual potato "stuff". Since the potato stuff doesn't evaporate, it remains one pound. Now, after dehydration the potatoes are 98% water (which implies 2% of potato stuff). Since we know 2% of the potatoes (ie. the potato stuff) weigh one pound, 100% of the potatoes must weigh 50 times the weight of the potato stuff, which gives us 50 pounds.
It is amazing things like this that make me want to go back to school. not.
SamsoniteDelilah
11-16-04, 05:42 PM
It is amazing things like this that make me want to go back to school. not.
It's things like that that make me afraid to leave my apartment.
How many other things am I that wrong about?
(I wasn't asking you, Yoda.)
starrdarcy
11-16-04, 06:13 PM
good facts, why don't we start a thread called the "facts" thread. We could add in all the facts and tidbits we know.
Anonymous Last
11-16-04, 06:56 PM
good facts, why don't we start a thread called the "facts" thread. We could add in all the facts and tidbits we know.
I think this thread holds these kind of posts. Lick here...I mean click! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showpost.php?p=205092&postcount=1)
All I have been smelling all day is rubbing alcohol.
Cabbage Head
11-17-04, 12:42 PM
smell my ass, ass smelling ass smeller.
...and he takes it in for the extra two points.
chicagofrog
11-17-04, 12:45 PM
is it the bad language thread here? i'm lost !!!!!!! (that's me talking, yeah, i know...)
starrdarcy
11-17-04, 02:25 PM
Remember green one, this is the "nothing" thread, speak about nothing...
"nothing" is an infinite abyss, and endless void of nonexistence, that as a paradox, exists while it is not meant to. nothing is me and i am nothing...
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 07:03 AM
Remember green one, this is the "nothing" thread, speak about nothing...
oh yeah! you're nofuthingcking right!
Cabbage Head
11-18-04, 12:01 PM
SwearBear countdown 5..4..3..2..SON OF A BITCH!
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 12:07 PM
SwearBear countdown 5..4..3..2..SON OF A BITCH!
swearfrog countup 1..2..3..4..BITCH OF A SON!
:D
Cabbage Head
11-18-04, 12:08 PM
I'll stop cussin', no more fussin!
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 12:21 PM
I'll stop cussin', no more fussin!
i'll start kissin', no more fistin'!
:eek: :D :D
Anonymous Last
11-18-04, 01:04 PM
Will wonders never cease?
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 01:20 PM
maybe, but not HERE!
Anonymous Last
11-18-04, 01:53 PM
Great, fantittielyasstic! Sorry for wasting the time of other's. Everyone can continue with smacking their meat on their chin!
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 01:55 PM
ok, back to nothing then...
starrdarcy
11-18-04, 02:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA This thread is great! How long can we talk about nothing. Please define "nothing"
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 02:22 PM
it can go on and on...
who wants a tattoo in the meanwhile? :p
http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/tattoo/DSCF0001.jpg
starrdarcy
11-18-04, 02:23 PM
I'm confused, is the picutre on it's side?
chicagofrog
11-18-04, 02:25 PM
uh, i guess, i guess... or one of us is drunk...
Cabbage Head
11-18-04, 04:27 PM
Me! Me! Me! ME!
starrdarcy
11-18-04, 04:28 PM
I did just have some coffe with some baileys in it. However, it was only half!
my toilet tank cracked and was leaking and we couldn't flush our turds for a couple of days til my landlord fixed it but he fixed it today and now we can flush it.
Anonymous Last
11-19-04, 02:06 AM
my toilet tank cracked and was leaking and we couldn't flush our turds for a couple of days til my landlord fixed it but he fixed it today and now we can flush it.
You should have dropped your friends off, in someone else's pool.
Chef Brian
11-19-04, 02:50 AM
It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people think that brick is too soggy. I assure you, it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious gooey cake batter, we are filled with raisins.
Chef Brian
11-19-04, 03:54 AM
Basically, I don't believe in the elderly. I think it's a story made up to scare little children. Unless, of course, the elderly are robots... That's a different story. For instance, think of an elderly person as an egg. Now imagine that all of the gooey inside stuff are robot parts. Gears and microchips and things of that nature. As you crush the egg, remember, the egg is the elderly person and your hand is sweet, sweet justice. And now that you understand, you can save lives! I reccomend filling soccer balls with Napalm. Napalm is nature's toothpaste!
starrdarcy
11-19-04, 03:26 PM
Basically, I don't believe in the elderly. I think it's a story made up to scare little children. Unless, of course, the elderly are robots... That's a different story. For instance, think of an elderly person as an egg. Now imagine that all of the gooey inside stuff are robot parts. Gears and microchips and things of that nature. As you crush the egg, remember, the egg is the elderly person and your hand is sweet, sweet justice. And now that you understand, you can save lives! I reccomend filling soccer balls with Napalm. Napalm is nature's toothpaste!
WTF? Are you on drugs? Some us can't understand, still...
Anonymous Last
11-19-04, 03:31 PM
Basically, I don't believe in the elderly. I think it's a story made up to scare little children. Unless, of course, the elderly are robots... That's a different story. For instance, think of an elderly person as an egg. Now imagine that all of the gooey inside stuff are robot parts. Gears and microchips and things of that nature. As you crush the egg, remember, the egg is the elderly person and your hand is sweet, sweet justice. And now that you understand, you can save lives! I reccomend filling soccer balls with Napalm. Napalm is nature's toothpaste!
I think your heart is in the right spot...I can hear it.
lmao... My boyfriend was cooking and the fire alarm went off. You know what he used to stop the alarm? He used my bra and started hitting the alarm. lmao... it was the funniest thing.
lmao... My boyfriend was cooking and the fire alarm went off. You know what he used to stop the alarm? He used my bra and started hitting the alarm. lmao... it was the funniest thing.
The real question is why was your bra off and the alarm went off, just what was cooking here?;)
Anonymous Last
11-20-04, 11:34 AM
The real question is why was your bra off and the alarm went off, just what was cooking here?;)
I think gummo's boy toy took some of his work home for the weekend.
Just a thought.
:laugh: hehehe you guys are funny. lol lmao :rotfl:
Just so you don't think I am a huge slut... It was the bra I was wearing yesterday. It was layin in the bedroom and the bedroom is right by where the alarm went off. Oh and he was cooking bacon. lol
starrdarcy
11-20-04, 05:37 PM
:laugh: hehehe you guys are funny. lol lmao :rotfl:
Just so you don't think I am a huge slut... It was the bra I was wearing yesterday. It was layin in the bedroom and the bedroom is right by where the alarm went off. Oh and he was cooking bacon. lol
:skeptical::skeptical::skeptical::skeptical: I'm suspicious...
MM fact #5: I wear an angel around my neck everyday
:skeptical::skeptical::skeptical::skeptical: I'm suspicious...
:blush: why? honestly, I am innocent :modest:
chicagofrog
11-22-04, 08:45 AM
i'm now here............., who was cooking whom?
My boyfriend was cooking with me (apparently)
chicagofrog
11-22-04, 12:41 PM
i was just kiddin'... we all know what you both were doing...
Cabbage Head
11-22-04, 01:49 PM
Quick to the point to the point no FAKIN'
Cookin' emcee's like a pound of BACON!
Burnin' em if y'ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a.....
chicagofrog
11-22-04, 01:58 PM
when dya get published?
starrdarcy
11-22-04, 02:30 PM
starrdarcy Fact #3: I play Halo 2, HL2, Doom3, RCT3, SC4 in one day!
chicagofrog
11-23-04, 08:13 AM
starrdarcy Fact #3: I play Halo 2, HL2, Doom3, RCT3, SC4 in one day!
oh man, i really feel old, i don't even understand the youngsters' language nowadays, they talk in numbers! :eek:
Cabbage Head
11-23-04, 09:15 AM
CYMBAL, you butt nuggets! CYMBAL!
chicagofrog
11-23-04, 09:27 AM
einh? symbol?
blibblobblib
11-23-04, 09:37 AM
It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of brick. Most people think that brick is too soggy. I assure you, it is a shoe. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are numb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the possibility that all life is but a giant cake mold. But instead of delicious gooey cake batter, we are filled with raisins.
Interesting. Very interesting, tell me more. Or is there a place where i can subscribe to your thoughts?
starrdarcy
11-23-04, 03:05 PM
oh man, i really feel old, i don't even understand the youngsters' language nowadays, they talk in numbers! :eek:
Halo 2, Simcity 4, RollerCoaster Tycoon 3, Halflife 2, Doom 3
1 to the 2 to the 345
345 543 2 1 123
5
4
3
2
1
Cabbage Head
11-23-04, 04:02 PM
and a hi hat on a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
I think that the worst job in the world would be making minestrone soup.
Anonymous Last
11-23-04, 04:07 PM
Who is souped? I’ll slit his throat…
starrdarcy
11-23-04, 05:55 PM
now your just confusing, please decode those number !!SOMEONE!!!
Chef Brian
11-23-04, 10:14 PM
Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh? There's a lot more to it than you might think. It all starts with a large block of cheese. Just like everything starts with cheese. Then the chainsaw. You don't really need a chainsaw, but it's more fun that way. Of course, if the Jell-o gets moldy, the whole thing should be set aflame. And that's why you should never make assumptions. Because you make an ass out of you and... mumptions... So long, and thanks for the fish.
Anonymous Last
11-23-04, 11:08 PM
Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh? There's a lot more to it than you might think. It all starts with a large block of cheese. Just like everything starts with cheese. Then the chainsaw. You don't really need a chainsaw, but it's more fun that way. Of course, if the Jell-o gets moldy, the whole thing should be set aflame. And that's why you should never make assumptions. Because you make an ass out of you and... mumptions... So long, and thanks for the fish.
heh heh...Chef?
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