the nothing thread

[7thson]

ich habben see frauline pantyline bent tea a key, vos the slose on the bundestpost?

[Zeiken]

Im giving up all this arduous excercise and work on the idyliic '6-Pack' you always see in magazines.

Im going to start working on 'the keg'...

[nebbit]

Im going to start working on 'the keg'...

http://bestsmileys.com/tropheys/3.gif

[Zeiken]

what i would give to watch The Lion King right now....

(huh?)

[SpoOkY]

Every week I adopt random phrases/words for short periods of time, it's almost second nature and all my close friends ignore it now. Just to give you an idea my random sayings for this week:

1) smam (a combination of smash and slam......yes i know it doesn't work)

2) Aleksy!!! (i've been shouting my friends name out in a silly voice whenever I see him at uni, then he turns around and yells Joely!!!! :p)

3) rar rar rar (it's another way of saying blah blah blah. e.g. Then we had this big discussion about my assignment; she said part of it wasn't even on the topic, I cited badly, spelling mistakes, rar rar rar....and then she changed my grade anyway)

4) That's gold! (A friend of mine started saying it and I've just picked it up)

5) Lame (used in the context of expressing annoyance with a single word, e.g. crap, darn, uuoooohNO!, ect..)

6) Ok this last one is really stupid but somehow caught on and I didn't start it. you can use it anytime and I'll just show you what it is with two examples (a) "C - well look now it's broken! J - "your face is broken". (b) "B - why are you so late all the time" K - "your face is late". It's just so stupid but makes me laugh for some reason.

[Zeiken]

man im hungry...and nothing to eat! Do i venture into town? It would be a 45 minute round trip to the nearest convenience store and back...is it worth it? Man my life is tough...

[chicagofrog]

some shame i'm not in your neighborhood to bring you nice lemony frog legs...

[gummo]

man im hungry...and nothing to eat! Do i venture into town? It would be a 45 minute round trip to the nearest convenience store and back...is it worth it? Man my life is tough...


Can you order a pizza where you live?

[Zeiken]

Can you order a pizza where you live?

Not after midnight. This town is ridiculous....

[7thson]

your face is ridiculous ;) (Blame Spooky)

[Zeiken]

I'll ridiculous your face!

[allthatglitters]

I am going to Yale this summer! Yay!

[7thson]

You face goes to college.

;)

[Zeiken]

I'll college your face at college. Face. err.....yeah....

;)

[Zeiken]

I am going to Yale this summer! Yay!

Hey thats great! Congrats!

[Aniko]

I am going to Yale this summer! Yay!

Congratulations Glitter! That's exciting news. Tell us more details about it...like...are you taking a specifc course(s)..or taking part in a group camp geared towards a specific topic..or.....???

[Zeiken]

I love rainy days- i get to wear my old-school trench-coat & hat!

[7thson]

Ash is a cool gal
She will makes things seem better
just listen to her

[BobbyB]

We had a tornado hit about 20 minutes north of Dallas county (That's where I live) and it killed three people.

I'm bored right now. I wish my cousin was here :(

[Zeiken]

Mr. 7th son,
make no mistake, my dear friend
I'll haiku your face

:D

[7thson]

Ok you win.......:)

[Zeiken]

Ok you win.......:)

Mua, HAHA! :laugh:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/friendly/4.gif

[BobbyB]

I'm going to try and watch Gladiator tonight. I hope it lives up to the hype

[nebbit]

I'm going to try and watch Gladiator tonight. I hope it lives up to the hype

:nope:

[7thson]

Depends if you mean the good hype or the bad hype.

Actually it isnt terrible, but not great either. At least IMO.

[BobbyB]

Well, looks like I'm not going to get time tonight. Everyone has told me it's incredible

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/oneofakind/11.gif

[7thson]

LOL at that smiley Nebs

[Zeiken]

i swear to the holy one above- this life is amazing- and living it brings a big :) to my face!

[Ash_Lee]

Boo!
http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/wiki/images/thumb/e/eb/270px-Maybug.jpg
Had one of these flying around my bedroom last night. I called him Hercules :D





He's dead now. It was a quick and noble death, squashed on my desk with a Tellytubby mug over a sheet of paper (well I don't want to get my mug dirty, do I?).

But seriously guys, I'm still a man, right? There's nothing un-manly about being scared of a bug...right? They always say the bravest thing you can do is admit your fears, don't they?




...don't they?


I swear he was the size of my thumb! I mean look at it! It could take your finger off!

[Caitlyn]

:laugh: ... that doesn't look like a fly so what in the heck is it?

[Ash_Lee]

It's an evil looking thing called a Maybug, and it's...aargh! I'm getting goosebumps looking at it. I don't know if it's a beetle or the result of man's destructive force on nature, but it's the most horrid looking insect I've ever seen.



He fought well, though. Right to the end.

[ash_is_the_gal]

i used to see May bugs around this time of year (May...) when I lived up in Massachusetts. i remember them being huge... but i never feared them... i had it in my head they were harmless. i don't even know if they are. are they?

plus, other than their size, they are not all that creepy to me... in the sense that, my nipples always stayed in tact.

[Caitlyn]

I looked them up and what I found basically said they are the same thing as a June bug... but most of those that I have seen look like this one:

http://www.mrx.no/albums/Bugs/Junebug03.thumb.jpeg

[Ash_Lee]

I looked them up and what I found basically said they are the same thing as a June bug... but most of those that I have seen look like this one:

http://www.mrx.no/albums/Bugs/Junebug03.thumb.jpeg
God, it's like insect artillery.

[Zeiken]

All this bug talk is making me hungry...::yumm!::

[nebbit]

here is a picture, I took of a cricket, they were everywhere in Namibia :eek:

[Zeiken]

I have GOT to get me some easy mac or somethin for these late nights of studying...

[allthatglitters]

Congratulations Glitter! That's exciting news. Tell us more details about it...like...are you taking a specifc course(s)..or taking part in a group camp geared towards a specific topic..or.....???
I am part of a program, yes. I am taking Constitutional Law, Public Speaking & the Law and will be participating in Congressional worshops at night. 6 days a week. For an entire month. I am so pysched.

[nebbit]

I am part of a program, yes. I am taking Constitutional Law, Public Speaking & the Law and will be participating in Congressional worshops at night. 6 days a week. For an entire month. I am so pysched.

Oh Glittergirl you are so cute :kiss: You are a http://bestsmileys.com/stars/10.gif

[Zeiken]

I am part of a program, yes. I am taking Constitutional Law, Public Speaking & the Law and will be participating in Congressional worshops at night. 6 days a week. For an entire month. I am so pysched.

That really is amazing.

makes my schedule of movie watching and analysing seem kind of remedial, though...
:D

We're all so proud! :yup:

[ash_is_the_gal]

congrats glittery girl. i know how much you were looking forward to it! im glad it happened for you.

[allthatglitters]

Aww. Thanks everybody. I am terribly happy. I am still having a hard time believing that I got in, and I probably won't until I am actually there. I try not to think about it too much, although I have a lot to think about. . .

[Zeiken]

sometimes, when i think too much- my head starts to hurt. Thats when i go climb a tree and just wait for dinner. ;)

[ash_is_the_gal]

i haaaaaaate it when i am trying to carry a full load of clean laundry from the dryer to my bed... its practically impossible not to drop a sock... and you can feel it slip from one of your fingers and you hate the fact that a clean peice of laundry is now festering on the floor... you try to go back for it and end up dropping a couple pairs of undies, a t shirt... so you turn around and make a beeline for your bed. then you run back and try to pick up the scorned laundry. its too late for the three second rule. you spitefully pick it up and swear that there was another sock... where did it go?

[nebbit]

i haaaaaaate it when i am trying to carry a full load of clean laundry from the dryer to my bed... its practically impossible not to drop a sock...
Poor little sock, use a washing basket http://bestsmileys.com/cleaning/4.gif

[Zeiken]

Coke or Pepsi?

I go back and forth...

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinks/5.gif

[chicagofrog]

wow real pretty coke

[Zeiken]

Nebbs, just where do you get those wonderful toys? :D

[ash_is_the_gal]

some silly puns i discovered that i would like to share:

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw."

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

A princess gets her education one knight at a time.

[Ophelia]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/sweatyfrog/naramiss1.jpg

[Caitlyn]

This gave a me a couple of chuckles so I thought I would share:


LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER


Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

[Golgot]

you spitefully pick it up and swear that there was another sock... where did it go?

Through the portal (http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c22/matthewrosser/doodlecompo.jpg) of course ;)

[Zeiken]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[nebbit]

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

:goof: :laugh: :goof:

[Zeiken]

Me so hungy...

Its down to Subway or Supermarket Foccacia bread and coke...

[Xui Wan]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinks/5.gif aw so cute nebbs, seriously makes me want to be a coke drinker... LoL but I hafta say PEPSI...:p if any cola at all!!

Oh yes and 1 more thing... NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NADA NILTCH heh!!!!:p :modest:

[Zeiken]

Everybody should check out my new post on this thread:Here! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=328065#post328065)

;)

[Xui Wan]

Everybody should check out my new post on this thread:Here! (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=328065#post328065)

;) Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! where did you come up with that?? I mean so unique and quirky! I LOVE IT! LMAO:rotfl: :blush:

[Zeiken]

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!

Yes...well i am, in fact, a very brilliant person! ;)

[ash_is_the_gal]

i am starting to believe this Zeeeee... the kind of person i would want to hang out with!

[Zeiken]

You want to hang out? Lets go waste some time at the mall. Thats always fun.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/tvshows/1.gif

[allthatglitters]

I am attempting to make a list of all the things I must pack for this summer; now that I can say I am leaving in less than a month it doesn't seem too dorky too start thinking baout packing. I am also happy because school is out in two weeks and I just realized that today; I am also sad because next year is my last year in high school.

I am excited because I know that this summer will change my life. I knew some dreams do come true, but I never believed that my most hoped for dreams would.

[ash_is_the_gal]

i was at a karaoke bar last night and this young woman came in who i thought looked very much like Scarlett Johanssen... when she got up to sing i was hoping she'd sing "Brass in Pocket" by the Pretenders, just like Johanssen does in Lost in Translation, but she ended up actually having this really powerful broadway voice and did a song from the My Fair Lady soundtrack... and then later on she did an Elvis song. it was nice.

[Anonymous Last]

i was at a karaoke bar last night and this young woman came in who i thought looked very much like Scarlett Johanssen... when she got up to sing i was hoping she'd sing "Brass in Pocket" by the Pretenders, just like Johanssen does in Lost in Translation, but she ended up actually having this really powerful broadway voice and did a song from the My Fair Lady soundtrack... and then later on she did an Elvis song. it was nice.

Did you laugh at her also?

[chicagofrog]

http://www.gloriasalt.com/blog/wp-content/images/24sept05frogright.jpg

[gummo]

i'm bored and depressed

[nebbit]

i'm bored and depressed

:kiss: http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gif http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gif http://bestsmileys.com/hugging/1.gif :kiss:

[Xui Wan]

i'm bored and depressed aw :( dont be sad! I missed you! heh smile gummo :D mwah!!!
oh and nothing nothing nada niltch and zip....

[Blister]

1000th Post!

[gummo]

Thanks Nebby and Xui....I feel better today :) I went to a bunch of yard sales. Shopping cheers me up...I found a bunch of LPs, books, tapes, CD's, DVDs, video tapes and a t-shirt.

[Anonymous Last]

i'm bored and depressed

You're bored/depressed? Through the whole body? So help me great God on steel-reinforced snow shoe crutches... please give her the power to fill her shot glass and smash it empty on her unhappiness, so that a smile may shine big. Appreciate this one, cause i'm not a praying kind of fella.

And to think a few moments ago I was considering on pummeling you. (Not really true for those of you MoFos whole hearted and filled to the brim with concern... If any. I would never think of hurting Sarah at least not on the lips. But gummo better smile or the up-comins' of pummel is coming her way... gawd dammits!)

Is this what you want? Is this really what you want? Think about it!
....I feel better today I went to a bunch of yard sales. Shopping cheers me up...I found a bunch of LPs, books, tapes, CD's, DVDs, video tapes and a t-shirt.
Ooooooooh! I'm looking for one of those gloves that hawks land on or a mogwai (with that cool ass Asian box that comes with it). Keep a shopping eye out on one of those for me. I'm a righty... but I'm not picky.

[Ash_Lee]

I went to casualty yesterday to get my hand looked at after I fell on it on Thursday evening. A friend jumped on my back, I lost my balance, we took a tumble.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/ash_lee392/28-05-2006000157.jpg

Yeah, we were drunk :blush:

[nebbit]

I went to casualty yesterday to get my hand looked at after I fell on it on Thursday evening. A friend jumped on my back, I lost my balance, we took a tumble.

Yeah, we were drunk :blush:

I broke my nose once when I had toooooo much to drink http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/4.gif

[Ash_Lee]

Nebbs, you're a disgrace :p




;)




Typing hurts.

[nebbit]

Typing hurts.

Hope you are better soon :yup:

[7thson]

I broke my nose once when I had toooooo much to drink http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/4.gif



Oh do share the details darling, sounds like a good one...:D

[Ash_Lee]

Hope you are better soon :yup:
:)


And I agree with 7, we need more details!

[ash_is_the_gal]

i have a headache... and i lost at poker.

[nebbit]

And I agree with 7, we need more details!

Its not that great,

I was at a girlfriends, she kept filling my glass up,http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/10.gif so it is all her fault :mad: well at least i am blaming her ;D When i arrived home my little doggie was very excited to see me http://bestsmileys.com/dogs/4.gif i bent down to pat him and i fell face first onto the tiles http://bestsmileys.com/falling/5.gif as my hsb helped me up blood was poring from my nose and my nose was splattered all over my face http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/5.gif the plastic surgeon that repaired it couldn't stop laughing when i told him how it happened http://bestsmileys.com/lol/14.gif are you both happy now that i have bared my soul to you ;D

[7thson]

are you both happy now that i have bared my soul to you ;D

Well yeah I feel good about it...:) ;)

[jrs]

I Will Survive (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA)

[Zeiken]

I Will Survive (http://youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA)

:rotfl:

[nebbit]

Love it jrs :laugh:

[Zeiken]

Now if only they would make the same video with Saddam or Osama- then i rekon it might be a bit more popular...but still... :rotfl:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif

[Eyes]

I'm so proud of my dumbest idea ever. It is my only thread that has become self-perpetuating. :)

[Zeiken]

My dumbest idea ever involved a pound of salami on rye....
Not exactly self-perpetuating...

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/lights/1.gif

[Zeiken]

i hate these lonely early morning hours...

[ash_is_the_gal]

i hate those too...

with all the lonely people in the world, we should all match up and eliminate all the negative feelings.

[Zeiken]

That sounds wonderful. Let's set up a world-wide friend network, so no one every has to be alone if they dont want to. ;)

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/talking/5.gif

[Zeiken]

Sunny saturday!

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/sun/1.gif

[Zeiken]

yeah- thats about right! Headin out to chill in the sun- and tonight? LASER TAG...MuaHaHa

[birdygyrl]

Rainy Sunday...........good day to stay in and watch movies!

[Zeiken]

Cold monday- good day to catch up on work. But i'll probably get stuck singing along to disney toons again...

what can i say? they're catchy...

[7thson]

The last time I had a Sunday without having to do some kind of work was................................. uh cant remember heh oh well least I get to eat good food on Sundays.

[Zeiken]

oh yeah- so its still sunday for you suckers....Muahaha! I live in the future...

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/vampire/2.gif

[7thson]

oh yeah- so its still sunday for you suckers....Muahaha! I live in the future...




Yeah well that means you age faster n stuff.:babbling: :babbling: :babbling:

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/clocks/8.gif

[birdygyrl]

Cold monday- good day to catch up on work. But i'll probably get stuck singing along to disney toons again...

what can i say? they're catchy...


Its a small world after all.
Its a small world after all.
Its a small small world.

[Zeiken]

Its a small world after all.
Its a small world after all.
Its a small small world.

NO! I was thinking more along the lines of:

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

[Xui Wan]

nothing doesnt even begin to cover it nada niltch nothin zip nope... seriously though... :(

You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
Now can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

another catchy disney tune....
oh wait!! that movie is in a vault somewhere...
not so catchy....:p

[ash_is_the_gal]

things i am definitely not looking forward to, but will be happy to see them done (finally!):

1-giving my room a thorough cleaning this weekend (no dirty underwear on the floor, no hair from my hairbrush strewn around the wastebasket, no more cds about to be stepped on, no more piled up DVDs on my bookcase... clean sheets!!!

2-buying my sister-in-law her baby shower gift.

3-the baby shower.

4-spending time trying to find all my insurance papers and making a cute little folder for them and trying to actually find a home for them in my petri dish of a room.

5-spending far too much time waiting for someone that left me hanging a few days ago... and spending far too much time alone.

[chicagofrog]

i wish i had nothing to say...

[ash_is_the_gal]

i wish i had nothing to say...

i don't believe that for a second.

[7thson]

i wish i had nothing to say...



Wishes are like fishes...so I hear.

[ash_is_the_gal]

Wishes are like fishes...

slippery and made in schools?

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/fish/9.gif

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Nebbs, I think that fish is having a stroke... :/

[allthatglitters]

Just a Bit of Nothing

I know, I know. I often hijinx this thread (and many others) with my random self-absorbed thoughts, but this post my dear MoFo friends is for all of you.

I was thinking about how much I've grown up since I joined here. I was freshman, and now I am a day away from being a senior. And I was thinking about how grateful I am that I had a place to test "growing up" at. I've ventured in and out of here, and who knows the last time I talked about movies, but still; I may not have done the actual "growing up" here (in cyberspace), but I have, if that makes any sense.
So my dear MoFo's (the ones I "know", not whoever just registered), I wanted to say thank you. Thank you for giving me a place to be.

[jrs]

It's a pleasure having you around at MoFo Glitter. You are one true outstanding addition to this ever-growing movie loving community. :D

[nebbit]

Awwwww Glittergirl :kiss:

[chicagofrog]

Wishes are like fishes...so I hear.

i like raw wish! :p

[gummo]

We need a "something thread" besides this "nothing thread" cuz I have something! I am woohooing cuz I am going to a Revolting Cocks/Ministry concert tonight. Me so excited. I am scared I might get thrown into a mosh pit though. I'm gonna try my hardest to avoid it.

[HymanRoth]

I kno this is the nothing thread, but this is the exact opposite, have you guys check this out yet? def a good show, they replay it on MTV every now and again and they also some extras on MTV's overdrive site, I def recommend giving this show a try

[Anonymous Last]

I kno this is the nothing thread, but this is the exact opposite, have you guys check this out yet? def a good show, they replay it on MTV every now and again and they also some extras on MTV's overdrive site, I def recommend giving this show a try

I just want MTV to bring back the cartoons.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/lastlynony/The_Maxx_Group-s.jpg http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/lastlynony/FotoMTVsBeavisandButt-head.jpg http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/lastlynony/aeon.jpg

[Caitlyn]

I want my MTV.... the one I grew up with that is....

[7thson]

Video killed the radio star, but what killed the video star?.......Internet?

[Zeiken]

Video killed the radio star, but what killed the video star?.......Internet?

No no, silly. It was Saddam and Osama. Dont you watch the news? Maybe you should consider reading the newspapers a bit more. All we have to do is listen to the media, and the answers will come to us!
;)

[Ash_Lee]

YES!! Wimbledon doesn't start til June 26 - 3 days after my last exam! I was worried for a minute I might miss a few games. Go Murray, do it for Dr House!

[Eyes]

ahh, it fell to the second page

quick, we need more NOTHING

[7thson]

How many of you out there have a "movie" purse?

[birdygyrl]

Do you mean the one where we smuggle things into the theatre like food? If that's what you mean then yes I have one.........or two.

[Zim Zim Zoom]

How many of you out there have a "movie" purse?

Oh yes, and I always make sure I wear my hoodie with the pockets inside to hold the sodas;)

[SamsoniteDelilah]

How many of you out there have a "movie" purse?
I used to have a movie trenchcoat. I could have smuggled in a 7 course meal under that thing.

[Odd Thomas]

Who came up with this thread idea--George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld?:p

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/tvshows/1.gif

[allthatglitters]

I am home now. It feels good to be home, even in this horrid, hellish heat. My month in Connecticut was there for the briefest of moments, and then I was back at home doing the same things I was doing right before I left. The first night I was back I lay awake in my bed thinking, "The last time I was in this bed I knew nothing of what I know now. The last time I was in this bed, I fell asleep wondering what I would know the next time I slept in it. And what I thought I was going to know and what I thought I was going to experience is so much different than what I actually know now."

It went by so fast, as time often does. I wouldn't change anything that happened, or more accurately, didn't happen. It went by fast, but I still feel as if so much has happened that it will take me a year to digest it all.

I actually believed that my trip would be an end to all my waiting. An end to the agony of not knowing whether or not I was cared for. But I am slowly realizing that my definition of being cared for is not the same as his. I made a decision that might seem painful and foolish to others. I am going to keep waiting. Not without hope though, no, I have quite a bit of hope. I wait now only because he's given me the hope of more. And it may sound like I am being led on--believe you me, the thought has crossed my mind-- but I am not. So I am making the choice and I am making the rather hard choice of putting aside what I want right now for the hope of later. And I am making this difficult choice not because I can't see myself without him, but because I don't want myself without him.

[nebbit]

Nice to have you back Glittergirl :kiss:

[AmandaSparks]

I was driving through Bowling Green the other day and saw two kids walking along wearing black trenchcoats. As I pulled up beside them my roommate rolled down the window and said "I'm Batman" to them and then we drove off.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/ghost/1.gif

[birdygyrl]

Hey Nebs.......how ya doin'?

[nebbit]

Hey Birdygyrl I am well, life is good :D How about you? :kiss:

[birdygyrl]

Can't complain........bout to leave the office and head home for some chow. Talk to you soon....... ;)

[nebbit]

Have a nice evening :D

[Ash_Lee]

http://www.psychoholiday.com/uploader/files/56/b0ad5c9b371a7375c455fbe7ddb8d770.gif

[7thson]

Do you mean the one where we smuggle things into the theatre like food? If that's what you mean then yes I have one.........or two.

Yeah thats it, guys arent so lucky if they arent going with a girl, and even then trying to talk the girl into putting a large bag of boiled peanuts, a bowl of chili, and a six pack in her purse is tough. So i Have my own movie purse that I pack and just get the girl to carry it, sometimes I have to have my brother wear a wig, but hey we save at least $20.;)

I have thought about it though.

[Mysterious Poet]

Yeah, I always carry my oversized purse on movie days. Just enough to hold the Cherry Twizzlers, Box of Nerds, Goobers, and a bottle of pop. I never bring in cans cuz I hate to pop the top in the theatre it makes to much noise.

[kinukinu]

One time I brought home made bananna waffels to watch da vinci code and when I started eating them, they were cold and tasted like rubber. *Note to self* Do not bring home made bananna waffels.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/10.gif

[Eyes]

my my my, the things that appear here in my absence...

[7thson]

Well I see that "nothing" has happened in this thread recently...:)

[Eyes]

Well I see that "nothing" has happened in this thread recently...:)

yea, just a whole lotta nothing.

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/sparkle/1.gif

[Ash_Lee]

http://www.psychoholiday.com/uploader/files/266/yada%21.gif

[Eyes]

http://www.psychoholiday.com/uploader/files/266/yada%21.gif

what happened to her arms?

[Eyes]

no, seriously... what the hell happened to her arms, it's kinda freaking me out now.

[shirble]

ew. Slightly worse is the one of her attempting to tapdance or something, on Youtube. God, imagine her trying to chase after you.

Sorry, that was slightly mean. But god it still terrifies me. I am very glad she's not a zombie.

[Eyes]

okay, not I am just plain disappointed, I leave for, okay well, like a year, but the nothing thread falls to the fifth page??


oh, and what'd I miss?

[Ginny Weasley]

eww thats disgusting whats wrong with rich people. pretty soon there gonna start paying $3000 for a fresh turd
I wouldn't be suprised. :)

[Eyes]

I wouldn't be suprised. :)
:rotfl:

[nebbit]

:kiss:

[gummo]

The Goddess Bunny!!!! woowoo! If you are fascinated by the Goddess Bunny, check out Shaye Saint John!!! http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/

[Eyes]

.

[gummo]

.

I wonder if I will be the only one to 'get' this post...;p

[nebbit]

Gummy girl :kiss:

[Ash_Lee]

We've just had news that my younger sisters best friend may have cystic fibrosis. The results are 6 weeks away but it looks pretty definite.

[Escape]

Pride......something that always annoys me.

[Caitlyn]

We've just had news that my younger sisters best friend may have cystic fibrosis. The results are 6 weeks away but it looks pretty definite.



I sincerely hope they are wrong and that she will be okay.... let us know what the results are.



And no Gummo, you're not the only one who got that post.... ;)

[gummo]

I hope everything turns out okay with your sis's bestfriend.



I have an itch that is itching to be itched.

[Ðèstîñy]

Yes, sorry to hear that. I hope all works out to be OK.

[Movie_watcher_18]

i dont know where else to post this so...

i like this guy in my school and he doesnt like me:bawling:

[nebbit]

i like this guy in my school and he doesnt like me:bawling:
Aww sweetie, I am sorry :kiss:

[Movie_watcher_18]

but whenever he walks by myclassroom, he always looks at me

[nebbit]

Weeeeell you never know :yup:

[Movie_watcher_18]

im a loser though, and hes...well he doesnt like to date 1 girl for 2 long

and hes like popular

[nebbit]

im a loser though, and hes...well he doesnt like to date 1 girl for 2 long

and hes like popular

Now stop that right away, you are not a loser :yup: I don't think I like him if he only likes popular girls :nope: he sounds like a player who will only break your heart :yup: work on getting over him and go for quality :yup:

[Movie_watcher_18]

i want to(kinda)

[nebbit]

i want to(kinda)
I know what you mean :yup: it is hard, you are worth more than to just be one of his casual girls :yup:

[Ash_Lee]

We've just had news that my younger sisters best friend may have cystic fibrosis. The results are 6 weeks away but it looks pretty definite.
Right, the results took a while but so far it looks good, there are no signs of cystic fibrosis from the tests they did :)

Now my aunt is sick. Initial tests don't show any tumors or lumps, bumps, or anything too serious, but she's still having problems with her vision and looks anaemic.

Just gotta hope for the best really. Again.

[nebbit]

Right, the results took a while but so far it looks good, there are no signs of cystic fibrosis from the tests they did :)

Now my aunt is sick. Initial tests don't show any tumors or lumps, bumps, or anything too serious, but she's still having problems with her vision and looks anaemic.

Just gotta hope for the best really. Again.

I hope things come out ok for your Aunt :yup:

[fantastica]

yyyeeaaaahhhhhh

[Mrs. Darcy]

...and then cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus begin!"

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/IMA/S488~Where-the-Wild-Things-Are-Posters.jpg

[mark f]

When I used to substitute teach in elementary school, that was easily my fave book to read to the kids when they were sitting on the rug. I loved to "ROAR HIS TERRIBLE ROAR" and get the kids scared and laughing at the same time. That book is a treasure.

[Mrs. Darcy]

I teach 5th grade, and I still read that book to the kids every year.

It is terrific. :)

[Iroquois]

http://www.monsterdistributes.com/300_wide/bro-town_300w.jpg

Robert - "According to the famous book, where are the Wild Things?
*BUZZ*
Valea - "Up your arse, Robbie?
*LOL*
Robert - "I need you to be more specific."
Valea - "Up your arse...hole?
*LOL*

Now let's see if anyone gets what show this is from.

[nebbit]

http://www.monsterdistributes.com/300_wide/bro-town_300w.jpg
Now let's see if anyone gets what show this is from.

http://bestsmileys.com/signs16/3.gif

[Iroquois]

MORNINGSIDE 4 LIFE

http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/news2007/entertainment_celebrities/brotown_288_020207.jpg

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs15/3.gif

[Mrs. Darcy]

Let's keep our fingers crossed for clear skies today in Southern Cal. We've had to cancel our recess for the kids so they won't breathe in particulates, and I've been stuck indoors with them all day. Not right, so not right. Can't. Take. Much. More...

[nebbit]

ummm, well, nothing :goof:

[Iroquois]

El Topo is a strange, strange, strange, strange movie.

Did I mention how strange it was?

[Movie_watcher_18]

whos all glad that Cia is gone? and not coming back??

[nebbit]

Who is Cia??? :)

[Movie_watcher_18]

the girl who talked about nothing but High School Musical!!!

[Memnon]

hmmmm.... if you go by this thread, there's a whole lot of nothing going on... :)

[7thson]

there's a whole lot of nothing going on... :)


quite a bit like my sex life...yay....:frustrated:

[nebbit]

the girl who talked about nothing but High School Musical!!!
Oh don't know her :nope:

[Tatanka]

Did you know that if you were able to view your friend in a spaceship going down into a black hole, you would never see them disappear into it, even though they did?

[jrs]

Did you know that if you were able to view your friend in a spaceship going down into a black hole, you would never see them disappear into it, even though they did?

That's why it's called a Black Hole

[Mrs. Darcy]

Look! You can buy the killer rabbit from Monty Python on ThinkGeek.com.

I'll be buying one for my friend for the holidays...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/monty_python_rabbit.jpg (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/zoom/)

[Caitlyn]

Look! You can buy the killer rabbit from Monty Python on ThinkGeek.com.

I'll be buying one for my friend for the holidays...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/monty_python_rabbit.jpg (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/778d/zoom/)


Very cool! I know someone I can buy one for too... :D

[Memnon]

I've been shopping at Think Geek for quite a while... great place to find really fun stuff... including a cylon snowman for... PowderedWater I think it is (that has the cylon kitty avatar). I bought one one those, and the USB Christmas tree for myself... heck, I've bought all sorts of things from there...

[Movie_watcher_18]

Like the film The Exorcist? Want a life sized spooked out Regan (Linda Blair) to creep the wee-wee out of your pals? Well, you need the animatronic horror filled Regan robot thing!
It features a head made from latex with custom made eyes. She also comes with a 2-channel wireless radio and receiver to control her head and eyes which can be controlled from 100ft away! This horrifying thing plugs straight into your standard plug socket on the wall, so you can make her convulse and roll her eyes. It's a must-have for horror fans... especially the ones that like to play blood curdling jokes on their pals.

http://www.bayraider.tv/images/exorcist.jpg (http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/exorcist.jpg)

[mark f]

Pretty cool, but her head looks way too small compared to her "bod". Maybe this is a combo Exorcist/Freaks goodie? If so, I know plenty of people that would work for. Do you know if Regan has any appendages?

[Bill]

It has been a while since I posted here.

[jrs]

.

[Tatanka]

Ever see an exploding comet with the naked eye? You can see Comet Holmes right now and for the next few weeks in the constellation Perseus (it's the dim and fuzzy cotton-ball looking smudge next to the brightest star in Perseus). Just go out side and look up an hour or two after nightfall. Go here (http://spaceweather.com/images2007/05nov07/skymap_north_holmes.gif?PHPSESSID=qtqqr782r3u6rjhmtn22j4ge94) for a map of where to look in the sky. Try binoculars too!

It went from a magnitude 17 to a 2.5 in a day (about a million-fold increase in brightness) and no one really knows why.

Go here (http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/home/10775326.html) for a good article on it.

[Mrs. Darcy]

Good Morning,
Good Morning,
It's great to stay up late
Good Morning,
Good Morning to you!

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/redir?src=image&clickedItemURN=http%3A%2F%2Fcelluloidheroreviews.com%2Fimages%2Fsingin-in-the-rain.jpg&moduleId=image_details.jsp.M&clickedItemDescription=Image Details

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/4.gif

[gummo]

lol drunk nebbsy? I wish I could party with you sometime! Come to Canada soon! We'll hit up all the bars and I'll show you a good time :)

[Caitlyn]

lol drunk nebbsy? I wish I could party with you sometime! Come to Canada soon! We'll hit up all the bars and I'll show you a good time :)


I almost pulled your sidewalk stunt last night but ended up on my rump instead.... :D

[7thson]

I think we should all have a MOFO get-together here in sunny FLA. YAY!!!

[nebbit]

lol drunk nebbsy? I wish I could party with you sometime! Come to Canada soon! We'll hit up all the bars and I'll show you a good time :)
I could only come in your http://bestsmileys.com/sun/3.gif season. as I hate the http://bestsmileys.com/cold/15.gif

[Ðèstîñy]

I think we should all have a MOFO get-together here in sunny FLA. YAY!!!

I was born in Tennessee, I grew up in Florida, and I'm back in Tennessee. Yeah, let's pick some place else. I should try something new. ;)

Oh, and yes, may it be warm. Suntan warm!

[Mrs. Darcy]

http://www.stereoscopy.com/3d-images/eye-blink.gif

[7thson]

I was born in Tennessee, I grew up in Florida, and I'm back in Tennessee. Yeah, let's pick some place else. I should try something new. ;)

Oh, and yes, may it be warm. Suntan warm!

As long as it is within 250 miles, I am there.;)

[nebbit]

I'm in :yup: When? :) So i can save http://bestsmileys.com/money/7.gif for my http://bestsmileys.com/fun/1.gif

[Tatanka]

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/rainbow/1.gif

[Mrs. Darcy]

In a poetry mood today, so a little Robert Frost is in order...

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Robert Frost

[Mrs. Darcy]

I'm re-reading 'Salems Lot, and King had a great sentence I have to share. It's like poetry.

"Corey Bryant sank into a great forgetful river, and that river was time, and its waters were red."

So good!

[Tatanka]

I'm getting ready to re-format my hard drive. Lawd, hep me.

[Lennon]

I'm in :yup: When? :) So i can save http://bestsmileys.com/money/7.gif for my http://bestsmileys.com/fun/1.gif
don't forget the parachute... that could be bad

[nebbit]

http://bestsmileys.com/signs12/1.gif

[Ash_Lee]

You know, there's nothing wrong with saying that you love kids, as long as you're not specific.

For example, you can't say "I love 12 year olds"


Thanks for listening.

[Stephany]

Well, I like the robert frost poem lol

[nebbit]

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-10090.gif

[MovieMaker5087]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/MovieMaker5087/1200444769430.jpg

[SouthernZombie]

Can't stop

[mc-yui]

what is this..just dropping buy..after reading a thread about me..lol
nice title "the nothing thread".:D

[nebbit]

http://planetsmilies.net/kaos-cactus-smiley-6093.gif

[Tatanka]

"You will not believe these recipes are so low in sugar. Not only would I eat these desserts myself, I'd be proud to serve them to my guests." James Decker, Certified Executive Chef, The Lakes Golf and Country Club
http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/c/06/f5/3a/96_7.JPG

[Cloverfield_33]

Hy guys, how are we today?

[nebbit]

http://planetsmilies.net/ill-violated-dead-smiley-1662.gif

[Tatanka]

Duke Energy is currently in your neighborhood performing tree pruning maintenance in an effort to provide you with the most safe and reliable electric service available.

[Swedish Chef]

Well, HERE (http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html) are a few hundred synonyms for male masturbation, ranging from completely unfunny to moderately amusing. Courtesy of World Wide Wank (http://worldwidewank.com)

My favorite: Answering the Bone-A-Phone :up:

[Mrs. Darcy]

I thought all the guys on here would want to know that here in L.A., men are going to their stylists and asking for the Javi-hair Bardem haircut from No Country For Old Men. Seems it's way cool right now. Be sure to post pics when you get yours... ;)

[Iroquois]

Anyone else notice how much Solid Snake in MGS4 and Pike in The Wild Bunch look like each other?

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/572/mgs4solidnp8.jpg

http://videodetective.com/photos/037/001591_11.jpg

[nebbit]

http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8861.gif

[mc-yui]

http://planetsmilies.net/tongue-smiley-8861.gif


http://planetsmilies.net/alien-smiley-140.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

[kcurrin]

Looks like a robot to me.

[nebbit]

http://planetsmilies.net/music-smiley-7524.gif

[jamaine12]

I'm just wondering why there are so many banned user here in this forum?:rolleyes:

[Caitlyn]

I'm just wondering why there are so many banned user here in this forum?:rolleyes:


I didn't see very many in this thread who had been banned... but if memory serves, of the ones I did see, they were spammers....

No one has ever been banned from Movie Forums without a very good reason.

[meatwadsprite]

murdle beach

[Swedish Chef]

Courtesy of: Steve, Don't Eat It! (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php)





Imagine a cute little silkworm all snug in his cocoon. Perhaps his name is Arthur.

He rubs his tiny hands together and thinks, "Finally. Tomorrow I get my wings!" Arthur drifts off to sleep with dreams of floating across a summer breeze... until he's unceremoniously slapped in a can, now destined to float through the intestines of a dumbass named Steve. (Cue: comical trombone.)

And so begins Steve, Don't Eat It - Vol. 9.

Someone recently told me they don't eat peanut butter because the FDA permits it to legally contain a certain amount of insect parts. This person might not want to buy a can of Silkworm Pupas. The amount of bugs in here is downright wacky.

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/can300.jpg

The writing on the can is all in Korean. It just so happens that I have a Korean aunt who was happy to provide a translation.

The big red letters say "Bun Dae Ki" or "Silkworm Snacks." Apparently "Snacks" is a very powerful word. It's all you need to transform any putrid item into a fun new treat. The next time you see some kid go two knuckles deep in his nose and then consume the treasures within, don't be grossed out. He's just enjoying some Booger Snacks!

I won't bore you with every word on the can, but I'll hit the highlights...

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/burst_on_can150.jpg

Any words in an oval demand attention. The yellow oval on this can says "High Protein - Great side dish when drinking alcohol." I imagine this came from the silkworm marketing team when faced with the nagging question "Who the ****'s gonna eat this?!" The answer: DRUNKS!

On the back of the can is a list of bullet points. One of them is: "Warning! Some people may be allergic to silkworms, and get blotches or break out from eating the contents of this can." Luckily I can't read Korean, so I'm good.

Sadly there is no "Serving Size" listed-- ruining my hopes that the serving size might be zero.


Alright, I've stalled as long as I can. It's time for me to get pupified...


http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/opencan300.jpg


I found it odd that the pull-tab was actually on the bottom of the can, until I realized this is just a time-saver for people who'd rather open it right over the garbage.

Below is a "beauty shot" of just one of the 106 pupae found in the
can. Mmmm. Is it me, or does that penny suddenly look delicious?

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/penny_pupa2.jpg


http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/pile150.jpg

The silkworm pupas gave off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang.

These little guys only cost me 79 cents. That's a mere 0.7 cents per pupa. Quite the bargain... for a can of dead, turd-like moths... in their own gravy... why God... WHY??


The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make 'em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I'd say mission accomplished!

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/fancy350.jpg

With pinky extended, I chose an an extra pupy one and popped it in my mouth. The silkworm pupas didn't have a strong flavor. In fact, they had the somewhat familiar flavor of bad canned peas. With just a hint of mildew. Overall, not terrible.

But what caught me off guard was the crunchy cocoon. Silk my ass. This was like chewing on tiny bones. The good news is I was immediately distracted by the unexpected squirt of briny liquid that shot out into my mouth. A little heads up would have been nice. (Am I right, ladies?)

Having gotten the tasting out of the way, I decided to conduct a miniature pupa autopsy. Armed with an X-acto blade I carefully tried to peel away the cocoon to see what I could find. What I found was, I have the knife skills of an epileptic monkey.

The cocoon just gave way to a mushy pile of moth guts. Or as I like to call them, Moth Gut Snacks!


The best I could hope for was a clean split, right down the middle. Which is ironic, because this type of cut is referred to as a "butterfly." (See, cuz it's a caterpillar... and the cocoon with the... thing... Look I didn't say it was funny, I said it was ironic. Get off my back, alright? What did I do to you?!)

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/split200.jpg

That X-Acto would go so nicely across my wrists just about now.

All of this reminded me of something I had seen in one of my sons' board books. After a bit of searching I found it in the next to last page of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar."


http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/cocoon400.jpg


At the end of the story the little guy emerges as a beautiful butterfly and the transformation is complete.

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/butterfly400.jpg

Please note the hole in the page. That was chewed there by my son. I used to think he did it because he was teething. Now I know he was just trying to eat the butterfly, and he takes after his daddy. That's my boy!

Alright, I'm gonna go get loaded. Who am I to disobey an oval?

But before I do, I've been feeling bad about our pal Arthur. Since he gave his life in the name of Steve, Don't Eat It, I thought it would be nice to give him the gift of flight after all.

http://www.thesneeze.com/art/pupapix/arthur350.jpg

Go Artie, go! Fly and be free!

[Mrs. Darcy]

word

[witts]

Fly for the heavens, Arthur.
Whoever it is you pray to knows you deserve it:
He's like (excuse my slightly racist tendencies) a young black child, escaping from the crushing tightness of the ghetto, drug dealings, possible hits, and guns & murder & crime to become a lawyer.

Kudos, Artie.

[7thson]

Other than this one word - "speechless"...I am speechless.

[witts]

I wasn't exactly speechless.
But Korean food tins are always a good laugh, if you translate them literally.

From E-Tales: The Best And Worst Of Internet Humour

On a Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the chain with your hands or genitals.

-------------------------------------------

And now..
The moment absolutely nobody has been waiting for..
Stolen directly from a book:
The Best Ways To **** With Telemarketers

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you've just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

2. If they start by asking you "How are you today?" ask "Why do you want to know?" OR reply with "Well, I'm glad you asked. My dog just died, my arthritis is acting up, and nobody these days seems to care.." When they start trying to sell you things, just keep inventing problems.

3. Works well if you're a guy:
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm Judy with XYZ Company.
You: (wait a few seconds) What are you wearing?

4. If a dry-cleaning company calls you, ask:
Can you get out blood?
How about human blood?
How about goat blood?!

5. Say "no" over and over again. Vary the tone of each one, and keep it up till they hang up.

6. Tell the telemarketer you work for the same company, and are in fact in the next cubicle.

7. If you're in the middle of dinner, tell the telemarketer to hang on. Put them on speakerphone, put the phone down next to the table, and continue with dinner. Eat loudly, talk loudly.

8. Answer the phone. As soon as you realise it's a telemarketer, put the phone down, wait a few seconds, and then scream OH MY GOD, NOOO!

9. Ask them to fax you the information, and make up a fake number.

10. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a practical joke.
"Cmon, Leon! Cut it out! Seriously, how's your mum?"

11. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

12. Tell the telemarketer you are under home arrest, and ask them to bring you some beer.

And, finally:

13. Tell the telemarketer:
"Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably warn you, I'm completely naked right now."


Enjoy!
Note: I have actually tried some of these. They work, so well.

[Caitlyn]

Courtesy of: Steve, Don't Eat It! (http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php)



Just about all the ancient cultures dined on insects/bugs and many were and still are considered a delicacy - they're still on the menu in a lot of countries today.

Survival training courses teach people to eat them... I have a friend who says locus taste just like butter... :D

[Iroquois]

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