The Longest Thread..... EVER!!!!

[jrs]

I intend to overtake this part of MoFo, as The Longest Thread Ever. So everyone tell me about your day, every detail and break it up over several posts, and be sure to bump. And have fun while you're at it. :cool:

[The Taxi Driver]

good luck with that....................wierdo ;)

[Yoda]

1:5,692 odds that Gummly mocks this thread openly.

[jrs]

:laugh:

[susan]

my day was disgustingly long....nice weather tho

[Equilibrium]

I like rain.

[jrs]

Spiderman 2 was sold out all day.

[The Taxi Driver]

lalallalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[The Taxi Driver]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[The Taxi Driver]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal ok im done with that.

[Equilibrium]

i Didn't get to see it either

[jrs]

Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa
Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa

[susan]

Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa
Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa

i always liked that song

we will try to see spidy this weekend

[Zeiken]

so anyways i says to christine that i would never, and i mean never go out with steven, and she says that im like, totally over him, because she thought that her cousin's boyfriend who used to be related to the pope, but i says to him i told him off, and im all like, Oh my god, she actually did it with him, but she totally blew him off and was like "I never did" but you know she did because she was wearing blue and only sluts wear blue. So later on mike tells me that she saw christine's neighbor who works at the black eyed pea kiss michelle gustava's sister, who, like, you know is, like, totally over her last boyfriend, who left her all alone when they were on that one date at six flags. Anyways my mom bought some non dolphin fresh tuna the other day and im like whatever mom. Whatever.

[Zeiken]

I

[Zeiken]

Like

[Zeiken]

Cheese

[jrs]

SPOON!!!

[Zeiken]

You call that a spoon? This.....is a spoon!!

:furious:

[jrs]

Ever see The Tick?

[Zeiken]

the series? Man alive, both the cartoon and the short lived live action series were both HILARIOUS. I would love to get them on dvd.

[jrs]

Then you'd know what I was getting at.

[Ezikiel]

Well today, I went to a friends, ate, was bored, had a headache, and felt depressed.

[Uncomfortable Silence.]

Well. I'd say I had a great day.

[Hondo333]

The Sh*test Thread..... EVER!!!!

[Tea Barking]

Or is it?
Answers on my boxer shorts.

[Equilibrium]

I dont want to go to worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

[7thson]

Does anyone know that here was really an invisible cloak made. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/3791795.stm

Although the picture in this add is real, at least if you can trust BBC News, the cloak still leave a little to be desired. I am sure advances will be made on this and maybe one day you will have to wonder if that stalker that is always bothering you has gone out and spent some ungodly amount to acuire this invisy cloak. I wish I had had one of these when I was in High School.

[uconjack]

Michael Myers said :
good luck with that....................wierdo

That old rule i before e except after c works pretty good except for a few words and weird is one of them. I've always wondered if someone spelled weird wrong on purpose just to be weird?

[Sedai]

Starkle Starkle little twink, who the hell I are you think????

[7thson]

If the statement "nothing is impossible" were true then it would therefore be impossible for something to be impossible, thus creating a paradox or a conundrum or some other word like that. The first ingredient of proof is thought, if you cannot think about it then how would you even know if it existed. So therefore if you think of something it does exist, even if on a weak level. This means that extraterrestrial leprechauns do exist and I prove once again to my self that I am right. No your not.

[The Taxi Driver]

That old rule i before e except after c works pretty good except for a few words and weird is one of them. I've always wondered if someone spelled weird wrong on purpose just to be weird?

i spelt weirdo wrong because im dumb :bawling:

[Equilibrium]

luncchhhh breaaaak

[Zeiken]

this is a great way to get your post count up. Oh, and congrats on the 200 post mark equilibrium.

[Equilibrium]

thanks..... You are Awesome Zeiken

[Zeiken]

thanks!

[The Taxi Driver]

im ashamed to say it but i just saw the original dawn of the dead for the first time. well it was great

[Equilibrium]

its nooon and i hve work in 30 minutes..and its the dreaded 1-9 shift...i hate that mother ****ing shift...

[The Taxi Driver]

i have 10 toes

[The Taxi Driver]

im double posting to contiribute to this being the longest thread. anyway your going to have to make a sh*t load of posts to catch up to the person above me thread. just to inform you ;)

[jrs]

True.....
I figured why not have fun, and see how long this can get. The title could have though been a little exaggerated :laugh: .

Anyone see the new Spiderman 2 game for X-Box / Playstation ???

[The Taxi Driver]

lol yea i like this thread. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[jrs]

Me too. wooooooo hooooooooooo!!!! :p

[7thson]

Is this the right place to post one's grocery list?

[jrs]

You may post anything you wish!!!!

[The Taxi Driver]

anyone see Eddie Murphy delirious. its pretty old but its one of the funniest thing i have ever seen. does anyone know if they are gonna put it on DVD.

[jrs]

They're putting out Raw soon, which was hillarious. :p BTW, I just came back from grocery shopping myself and I cut my left thumb.
:( . Boy it hurt at first .

[Equilibrium]

luuuunch breeeaaak

[jrs]

Lunch? Ain't it almost time for dinner man? I'm starving now that you mentioned it.

[Equilibrium]

well regardless i get an hour off from work..and its called lunch break..no matter what u do with it..if u called it what u ddi during it..itd be called sex break for me sometimes..LOL

[jrs]

My bad.....Hey, what ya' eating????

[Equilibrium]

I WAS eating crawfish fetuccini

[jrs]

How many sequels/prequels/ remakes can you name?

[Zeiken]

Can someone remind me to buy milk in exactly 714 days?

[jrs]

I'll try, though I need to win to win the lottery. That would buy me more than just milk.

[7thson]

soap

[jrs]

Nice and clean I am. :p

[Fall-from-Grace]

How bout them Expos. Oh wait...

[jrs]

Expos????

Go New York!!!!!!

[The Taxi Driver]

im not a fan of baseball. its basketball all the way.
GO KINGS
http://www.ticketsconcertssports.com/kings-logo2.gif

[uconjack]

If we are talking basketball, there really are only 2 teams, both from :

http://www.flagsrus.org/images/57004.jpg

[7thson]

razor blades

[Ash_Lee]

Cos this is my United States of Bovaria!

[The Taxi Driver]

sometimes i like to eat cheese but sometimes i dont.

[Equilibrium]

No work Today..:)

[jrs]

I like red.

[Equilibrium]

me blue

[jrs]

Wanna be updated? Go here (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=7804) :yup:

[Zeiken]

yay.

[Equilibrium]

thats jrs..nice to have a list like that in one spot
:)

[7thson]

12 Ribeye steaks

[Zeiken]

Is there a word in Klingon for cheese-steak?

[7thson]

yeah it is "Michkatta-Meckkkahtakaiya"

[Zeiken]

yeah it is "Michkatta-Meckkkahtakaiya"

Oh, ya see, i thought "Michkatta-Meckkkahtakaiya" meant Kansas, (the band, not the state.) My bad!

[7thson]

Carry on My Wayward Son

[Equilibrium]

4th of JulyyyYYYyYYyyYyyYYYYyyyyYYYYYyy

[jrs]

NBC (http://www.kingoftheroad.net/KARD_html/NBC_color_chimes.html)

[Equilibrium]

god i have work tomorrow

[Sir Toose]

I have orange shampoo and green body wash.


Also, I like robots.

[The Taxi Driver]

i went to the store and got pants but then i went home and they were ugly so i returned them.

[Equilibrium]

im about to go to woooooooooooorrrrrrrrkkkk

[The Taxi Driver]

i need shoes

[jrs]

My work shoes are a piece of sh*t.

[Tea Barking]

I cracked my nail on my nuts

[jrs]

I cracked my nuts with my nails.

[The Taxi Driver]

ouch

[Zeiken]

Im stoked- i have three days off of work, to do nothing but hike and hang out.

[Zeiken]

Im stoked- i have three days off of work, to do nothing but hike and hang out.

Pfffft- You suck zeiken. I hate everything you have to say.

[Zeiken]

Pfffft- You suck zeiken. I hate everything you have to say.

Hey, i wish you would get off my back about it!

[Zeiken]

Hey, i wish you would get off my back about it!

What, pansy, you got something to say to me?

[Zeiken]

What, pansy, you got something to say to me?

Woah man- just calm down, i dont want any trouble.

[Zeiken]

Woah man- just calm down, i dont want any trouble.

Yo momma is a cow.

[Zeiken]

Yo momma is a cow.

Alright, thats it, HAVE AT YOU!

[Zeiken]

Alright, thats it, HAVE AT YOU!

Just try it you cowardly swine! Ha, Ho, Huh!

[Zeiken]

Just try it you cowardly swine! Ha, Ho, Huh!

Die pig-dog!

Im proud to announce that i've slain evil Zeiken. He's gone now.

[The Taxi Driver]

woah were u jus like fightin with urself. trippy :eek:

[Equilibrium]

lmao that was funny lol

[Zeiken]

Wait........what???

[jrs]

So Zeiken.....did you calm yourself down, or did yourself teach you a lesson and stop you from you from yelling at you? LOL

[Equilibrium]

Lol...

[nebbit]

Wait........what???

I hope it's not contagious, I don't want to fight with myself.http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/bonk.gif

[Equilibrium]

I'm about to go to work....

[The Taxi Driver]

if i were superman i would fly places

[Ash_Lee]

If I was the Hulk I'd get myself a better Tailor.

[Tea Barking]

If you was a seaman it would be a bit fishy

[Ash_Lee]

Fresh FISH! Fresh FISH! Fresh FISH!

[Zeiken]

if i was batman i would stop keeping young boys in my cave. Thats just creepy...

[The Taxi Driver]

if i was spiderman i would kill myself because im arachnaphobic

[Zeiken]

if i was princess leia i would invest in a sports bra.....or any bra for that matter..

[Ash_Lee]

If I was Darth Vader I'd get me a packet of Tunes. They come in 3 fruity flavours!

[Zeiken]

Because Darth Vader is just so fruity....

[Fall-from-Grace]

No he is.

[The Taxi Driver]

if i was a pair of shoes i would be adidas (the old school ones)

[Fall-from-Grace]

Pfff New Blance totally pwns you.

[The Taxi Driver]

do you know what your talking about man. The old school adidas are the coolest shoes. remember the run dmc song. that song is so true.

[7thson]

If today was the last day of my life I would hmmmmm what the heck am I doing here???????????????.cya!

[The Taxi Driver]

bye

[Equilibrium]

If I was Equilibrium, I'd be the happiest guy on earth. Oh wait....
:)

[Zeiken]

if i was equilibrium, i would give Zeiken more reputation points. Actually, if i was any mo fo, i would give Zeiken more reputation points. That fourth green block is lookin mighty tasty.

[The Taxi Driver]

i havent even tasted the second green block yet :bawling:

[Zeiken]

yeah, you still be suckin on that 1st one. But 2 is nice. 3 is a lot better, but there's a certain freedom having just one block. You dont have to worry about sounding like an idiot. :D

[The Taxi Driver]

im hungry

[Zeiken]

nice to meet you, im thirsty.

[angelwingsdevil]

if i was a pair of shoes i would be adidas (the old school ones)
yeah old school adidas!! You mean the Gazelles?

[Ash_Lee]

*reads own posts*
What's got into me:confused:

[jrs]

Ever watch people play poker on TV? .......It's boring as sh*t!

[Ash_Lee]

I look like John Lennon with long hair and red sunglasses.

[GeorgeStephanapoulos]

I like this game! This is fun!

[Ash_Lee]

Blues Brothers is fantastic.

[The Taxi Driver]

i wish i was the dude from the big lebowski

[birdygyrl]

I love bowling shoes...................... :nope:

[jrs]

I own my own bowling shoes.

[nebbit]

I like this game! This is fun!

This is a game, really ;)

[John McClane]

Just waiting for my special day to come around.

[jrs]

My special day came already....I have been waiting for it for 29 years.

[John McClane]

What was special about it?

[jrs]

Lets just say I found a gem.

[nebbit]

My special day came already....I have been waiting for it for 29 years.

Congratulations on loosing your virginity :D

[jrs]

Congratulations on loosing your virginity :D


Not yet Neb...not yet. :p

[nebbit]

Not yet Neb...not yet. :p

Good, I am glad you are not rushing into it. :p

[The Taxi Driver]

i ahd a corn dog for the first time last week and it as pretty good

[nebbit]

I haven't eaten meat for 30yrs :eek:

[jrs]

No meat = :bawling:

[7thson]

Gonna be here awhile...grap a weiner.

Original slogan for Oscar Meyer

[The Taxi Driver]

my brother is a vegetarian man i dont know how you guys do it.

[jrs]

I can never be a vegetarian. I thrive for meat.

[The Taxi Driver]

yeah i would bug out

[nebbit]

my brother is a vegetarian man i dont know how you guys do it.

Easy, I hate meat :sick:

[jrs]

What does the X in X-Box mean ?

[Equilibrium]

its a mutated N64...

[jrs]

Thats PS2

[nebbit]

I need some H2o http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage04/9.gif ;)

[uconjack]

Do you know what this is?

HIJKLMNO

[uconjack]

Formula for water.

H to O

[nebbit]

asking questions and then answering yourself :p

[Zeiken]

Mountain Dew is truly a beverage from the gods... :)

[jrs]

Do the Dew!

[Zeiken]

Yeah buddy.....24 fluid ounces of liquid caffine. yum.

[jrs]

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper to?

[Zeiken]

meow?

[Zeiken]

Im nearing my 400th post!

[Equilibrium]

hmmm you're ahead of me!

[Zeiken]

And here it is! Zeiken's allustrious 400th post. This is quite the event! Most people dont celebrate their hundreds', but hey, i figure we might as well have a bit of fun.
So, in honor of this magical event, i guess i should do something memorable.......umm..........


Yeah, so i think im in love with eliza dushku. Seriously. Sure, shes a bombshell, and everybody thinks she's amazing, but ya know when you get that feeling? ya know, when you would just to anything to bone her. Thats a special feeling, ya know? lol. Alright, that was a little out of taste. But wait....this is the longest thread ever, nobody cares. In that case, here is my official proposal to Eliza Dushku-

Eliza, my love, in case you happen upon this small little internet hangout, i want you to know that im in love with you! :p I close my eyes, and imagine us on a beach, as the moon illuminates the breaking waves. I will take you in my arms, dip you down, look deeply into your dark, wonderful eyes- and once again profess my undying love for my one true souldmate! There is no word in klingon for the emotion that im feeling- and i dont believe that the tounges of elves, dwarves, or man can fully express how i feel! Would you please have sex----errr........would you marry me?
-Zeiken
Oh- and one more thing. Snootch to the Nootch.

[Equilibrium]

donnie darkkoooooo

[nebbit]

And here it is! Zeiken's allustrious 400th post.

Yeah, so i think im in love with eliza dushku. Seriously. Sure, shes a bombshell, and everybody thinks she's amazing, but ya know when you get that feeling? ya know, when you would just to anything to bone her. Thats a special feeling, ya know? lol. Alright, that was a little out of taste. But wait....this is the longest thread ever, nobody cares. In that case, here is my official proposal to Eliza Dushku-

Eliza, my love, in case you happen upon this small little internet hangout, i want you to know that im in love with you! :p I close my eyes, and imagine us on a beach, as the moon illuminates the breaking waves. I will take you in my arms, dip you down, look deeply into your dark, wonderful eyes- and once again profess my undying love for my one true souldmate! There is no word in klingon for the emotion that im feeling- and i dont believe that the tounges of elves, dwarves, or man can fully express how i feel! Would you please have sex----errr........would you marry me? .

That is close to obsession, you stalker you, congratulations. :D

[Zeiken]

That is close to obsession, you stalker you, congratulations. :D

Oh- i see, your just a little jealous-, i suppose you want me to change Eliza with Nebbit?

[The Taxi Driver]

good job zieken but looks ike im winning the race to be the 64th memeber to hit 500 posts.

[Zeiken]

oh,

[Zeiken]

are

[Zeiken]

you

[Zeiken]

now?

[John McClane]

I"m Going To King Aruther!!!!

[Fall-from-Grace]

I"m Going To King Aruther!!!!

Sounds like a Rip Off of King *Arthur* :)

[Zeiken]

What, youy havent heard of the mighty Aruther?

[Equilibrium]

luncchhhhh breeeaaakkkkkk

[John McClane]

Sounds like a Rip Off of King *Arthur* :)
Take it back!!!! :)

[Zeiken]

422

[John McClane]

422
Don't count. ;)

[jrs]

Holy Shnikees!
I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor,
And I'm dancing like I've never danced before.
I'm a maniac, maniac at your love,
And I'm dancing like I've never danced before

[John McClane]

Holy Shnikees!
I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor,
And I'm dancing like I've never danced before.
I'm a maniac, maniac at your love,
And I'm dancing like I've never danced before
Really? Aww, how nice.

[The Taxi Driver]

i see how it is zieken. your going to make one word posts to try and win.

[The Taxi Driver]

tsk

[jrs]

Phhht.

[Zeiken]

Phhht.

Did you just scoff at me? DID YOU JUST SCOFF AT ME?!!??! EVIL ZEIKEN..........emerging from the darkness.........AHHHHHHHH!

[Equilibrium]

Dammit, where is she/?

[jrs]

Did you just scoff at me? DID YOU JUST SCOFF AT ME?!!??! EVIL ZEIKEN..........emerging from the darkness.........AHHHHHHHH!


Neither...just wasting space. :p

[Zeiken]

Control......control.....i must learn to control.........ahhh......grrr..........meow.........

Ahh. we Think we supressed the demon. But remember, we hates it when it scoffs at us....filthy mofo's..

[Equilibrium]

Control......control.....i must learn to control.........ahhh......grrr..........meow.........

Ahh. we Think we supressed the demon. But remember, we hates it when it scoffs at us....filthy mofo's..
LOLOLOLOL

[jrs]

Can you say the alphabet all in one as a word?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Zeiken]

Can you say the alphabet all in one as a word?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Didnt big bird do a song about that??

[jrs]

:yup:

It's the most wonderful word I have heard. :p

[Equilibrium]

:yup:

It's the most wonderful word I have heard. :p
trhat and supercalfragalisticexpialidocious

[jrs]

Bet you cant say supercalfragalisticexpialidocious 5 times fast. :eek:

[Equilibrium]

No, but i can say ToY Boat out loud really fast.

[jrs]

what about pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?

[Zeiken]

Why are there there so many songs about rainbows?

[jrs]

"It's not easy, bein' green"

[Equilibrium]

what about pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?
I can do that too.
Can you swing ur left arm ina circle motion to the front..and ur right arm in a circle motion to the back?

[Equilibrium]

at the same time that is..

[jrs]

no....could you wrap both your lgs around your neck and walk on your hands?

[Equilibrium]

no....could you wrap both your lgs around your neck and walk on your hands?

Nope...im not the flexy type...

[Zeiken]

i can stare at a wall nonstop for hours. I know, im talented.

[Equilibrium]

i can stare at a wall nonstop for hours. I know, im talented.
Oh, I talk to it.

[jrs]

I belong to the 20th Century Fox Press Web Site

[Zeiken]

Oh, I talk to it.

Behold...the true master..

[jrs]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought yought you were talking to me. :laugh:

[Equilibrium]

Oh I'm sorry, I thought yought you were talking to me. :laugh:
hmmm..

[jrs]

Hmmmmm......

[Equilibrium]

Whats going through your mind?

[jrs]

Alot of things.......anything you want to know?

[Equilibrium]

Will you Mar...nvm.

[Zeiken]

I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain..

[jrs]

Eenie Meenie Minee Mo...

[Equilibrium]

He picked me...

[Zeiken]

Is it safe? Is it safe?

[Equilibrium]

Its never safe 'round here.

[jrs]

"I see dead people"

[Equilibrium]

You must be looking at yourself in the mirror then.

[jrs]

:rolleyes: ha...ha

[Zeiken]

Hey Cow

[jrs]

hey now

[Zeiken]

hey-na-na

[jrs]

I thought that I heard someone say now
There's no time for running away now
Hey now! Hey now

[Equilibrium]

Lol

[nebbit]

Oh- i see, your just a little jealous-, i suppose you want me to change Eliza with Nebbit?

What :eek: I am a married woman, and very, very, trustworthy. :D

[Equilibrium]

What :eek: I am a married woman, and very, very, trustworthy. :D
Thats not what i heard.

[nebbit]

Thats not what i heard.

Then it is a lie. :yup:

[Zeiken]

The person above is is.....oh.....wait....

SHINYPANTS!

[The Taxi Driver]

zieken did some major posting overnight i have been slacking

[Zeiken]

Ay, that i did, but only to the avail of the rest of MoFo. congrats again on 500 posts!

[jrs]

I'm off of work early :D .

[Equilibrium]

Im off today altogether :)

[jrs]

I just got Butterfly Effect on DVD. :D

[The Taxi Driver]

is that movie good? and zieken thanks

[Zeiken]

Butterfly effect is pretty good. i was surprised with Kutcher's performance.

[jrs]

Be Bop a Lula

[birdygyrl]

Butterfly effect is pretty good. i was surprised with Kutcher's performance.

I may have to take your word for it.......I wasn't impressed with the reviews.

[jrs]

I loved the movie. The story, characters and the whole shabang. :cool:

[Zeiken]

I may have to take your word for it.......I wasn't impressed with the reviews.

You mean we're actually supposed to heed the advice of those critics? I always thought the movie review section was just for laughs.... :D

[Zeiken]

Yeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
4 green blocks baby. What now? WHAT NOW? hahaha!

[jrs]

You're highly revered man! Woo-Hoo! :p

[birdygyrl]

Just wait til you get to five :cool:

[Equilibrium]

ahhhh talk!

[susan]

I may have to take your word for it.......I wasn't impressed with the reviews.

i liked it..it was different..i have the dvd with the alternate ending but i haven't seen it yet...let you know when i do

[Zeiken]

Just wait til you get to five :cool:

5 wont be that great, because it is still just 'Highly revered'. I wish there was another status in there.

[jrs]

6 or higher is the best to get. ;) From revered to .....just WOW!

[Zeiken]

i thought i remember yoda saying that he was going to add different status to reach at 5 and up, so its different at every block. that would be sweet. maybe even take it a step further and have different colored blocks or something. Is there a limit to the number of blocks?

[Equilibrium]

Zeiken you have another block! Good job. :)

And I still have half ur blocks, with more than half the mosts you have. They obviously like you more than me. :(

Its ok though, you're the best Zeiken!

[jrs]

i thought i remember yoda saying that he was going to add different status to reach at 5 and up, so its different at every block. that would be sweet. maybe even take it a step further and have different colored blocks or something. Is there a limit to the number of blocks?


Ever since I had 6 I was just...wow and still am with 8. No, there is no limit on the amount of blocks, Caitlyn and Lordslayton keep gathering more and more.
With it different at each block/ different colors....yes that would be cool.

[Zeiken]

Youve got a respectable collection of green blocks too, jrs. (and everyone on this thread likes you better)

[jrs]

...and everyone on this thread likes you better

Oh stop that....it all has to do with good rep. The more you get, then you will be up there too. ;)