The Longest Thread..... EVER!!!!

[Yoda]

No.

Next question.

[beelzebubbles]

She's hot!

I'm a gonna resurrect the beehive single-handedly! Who wants to help? No more flat hair for me, no sir!

[n3wt]

Im adding this post just to add to the longest post ever...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MCuLPwuUiV4/SVTqeNmD2WI/AAAAAAAAABM/HiT4A3MyMcQ/s400/PeterGriffinCrotchShotParisHiltonhavingsex.jpg

[jrs]

i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much. :p

[honeykid]

Badger Badger, badgers Badger's badger.

[beelzebubbles]

Batter, batter, batter, batter! Swing batter!

[honeykid]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IIZcw8bKo1M/SrNsWbyEeDI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/-kXSSMh6a2U/s320/mammeries.bmp
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/16/633913000393313740-mammeries.jpg
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/24/633684211733724133-youdothismyway.jpg

[n3wt]

F*** you Whale and F*** you Dolphin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebbzNapSiPk

[n3wt]

http://funnyhot.net/pics/funny-animals/funny-animals1.jpg

[eMilee]

ready for my unplanned saturday off..headed to go to a celtic fest and then a flea market. basically, get out off town before i get called into work!!!

[TheUsualSuspect]

I'm catching up on Flash Forward episodes.

Not a productive day.

[Classicqueen13]

She's hot!

I'm a gonna resurrect the beehive single-handedly! Who wants to help? No more flat hair for me, no sir!


I'm in ;)

[beelzebubbles]

Originally Posted by beelzebubbles http://www.movieforums.com/community/images/buttons/lastpost.gif (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=576546#post576546)
She's hot!

I'm a gonna resurrect the beehive single-handedly! Who wants to help? No more flat hair for me, no sir!


I'm in ;)

EXCELLENT! :up:

http://www.rockyourhair.com/beehive.jpg

[7thson]

http://www.orderintheskort.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Olivia-Newton-John-Grease1.jpg

[n3wt]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/luckmary/hair.jpg

[nebbit]

http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Amy_Winehouse/AmyWinehouse_Mazur_13777716.jpg

[honeykid]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/6391625/Blondie.jpg

[nebbit]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_64-fPthGj2k/RwvxX70ZPQI/AAAAAAAAAb4/OPEzR4iXfz0/s400/madonna2.jpg

[n3wt]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m305/matttt06/Family_Guy_Model_Misbehavior_2005_5.jpg

[nebbit]

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MissPiggyIYN.jpg

[n3wt]

http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqqcs2hnw01qz9qooo1_500.jpg

[Iroquois]

Over 2,000 replies so far and I haven't made a single one.

Until tonight...

*duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh*

[n3wt]

...:suspicious:

[beelzebubbles]

Is this where we go when we are bored out of our minds?

[honeykid]

http://firstrung.co.uk/dbimgs/Cliff_Edge_warning.jpg

[nebbit]

http://www.richardpettinger.com/funny/funny_road_signs/navigation.jpg

[7thson]

http://i7.tinypic.com/7x33uo7.jpg

[n3wt]

http://romunov.blogsome.com/images/badsquirrel.jpg

[n3wt]

If anyone has seen this episode you will know why this is funny :laugh:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/americandad/images/thumb/8/86/AmericanDad202.png/310px-AmericanDad202.png

[eMilee]

if a tree falls and no one is around, does it still make a sound?

[beelzebubbles]

if a tree falls and no one is around, does it still make a sound?


I heard that.

[n3wt]

Blah blah blah blah baaaaaa baaaaaa...

http://www.gan.ca/images/hooks/sheep3.jpg

[n3wt]

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs019.snc3/12641_212196527673_24609282673_4657656_7947265_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3365628&id=24609282673)

Im in two minds about this Cleavland Show buisness.

[honeykid]

if a tree falls and no one is around, does it still make a sound?

Very profound, Em. But the real question is; "If a man says something and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[eMilee]

yupp hk that man is totally wrong ;) hey i have my moments of being deep--just its rare as seeing a living dinosaur. barney doesnt count ;)

[honeykid]

Barney does count, I've heard him. :yup:

[7thson]

Barney ripped off the "This Old Man" song with his "I Love You" - Old man should sue.

[eMilee]

why did the chicken cross the road??

http://www.nextnature.net/research/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/chicken3%7E.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.freewebs.com/chavbustersinc/Mr__Chav_by_vurtpunk.jpg

[beelzebubbles]

Here's a friend for Mr. Chav.

http://www.freewebs.com/outcrowduk/chav.jpg

[honeykid]

Love that, BB. Sticking with the chav theme.

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/chavopoly.jpg

[n3wt]

I think this is freaking awesome.

http://www.freewebs.com/peopleagainstchavs/met%20chav%20kill.jpg

[honeykid]

http://blog.metrolingua.com/uploaded_images/chavspotting_large-791151.jpg
Chavspotting

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1831/85/n5046868741_5730.jpg

[nebbit]

http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/sixtyptbuck.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.zepthedep.com/communities/5/004/005/918/455/images/4523271199.jpg

[n3wt]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs003.snc3/11056_180611191831_15480136831_2752335_3687294_n.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1605331&id=15480136831)

[honeykid]

http://www.angleroutfitters.com/cart/images/anglersGuideLg.jpg

[jrs]

I sooooo want this. LMFAO

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/2iu6xj.jpg

[n3wt]

http://greenandgold.uaa.alaska.edu/podcasts/pictures/birds.jpg

[n3wt]

http://toddand.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/simpsonszu.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.posteratati.com/jpg/F3/FILTH%20AND%20FURY%20JP%20A.JPG

[n3wt]

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/04/animalterm.jpg

[honeykid]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7415/bsdraculaxy1.jpg

[7thson]

http://shesoghetto.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chav.jpg?w=340&h=448

[n3wt]

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/a-emos-still-suck-15.jpg

[eMilee]

is there any rules to this thread?? or is it all mindless fun???

[nebbit]

Rules! :nope:

[beelzebubbles]

is there any rules to this thread?? or is it all mindless fun???

If you need rules refer to the first post otherwise let anarchy reign. I hope this post has been helpful. *bats eyes at eMilee in a flirtatious yet non-threatening, non sexual way*

[n3wt]

http://www.webundies.com/images/me006u2mr.jpg

[honeykid]

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/f/2008/210/7/1/Belly_full_of_Adventurer_by_nitroxvi.jpg

[nebbit]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00037/00037323.jpg

[beelzebubbles]

The shoes really make the outfit.

[n3wt]

...

that is all :yup:

[honeykid]

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00037/00037323.jpg

What do you think? Bet, dare or forfeit?

Speaking of which, what the heck is this all about?

http://menswaterpolo.calpoly.edu/images/wallpapers/september.jpg

And what's Prince Harry doing there?

[7thson]

http://entermission.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/2007/09/27/bozo5binternacional055d.gif

[beelzebubbles]

The Shoes Make the Man.

http://www.andrewfeiler.com/images/29.jpg

[honeykid]

And they've made those men evil. :yup:

[n3wt]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/kangaroo2AFP_468x693.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.wearejames.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/2-trolley-dollies.jpg

[honeykid]

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chocobacon.jpg
Yep, you're reading it right. Chocolate. Covered. Bacon. :nope:

[TheUsualSuspect]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY&feature=related

[n3wt]

http://pic.pbsrc.com/spacer.gifhttp://www.forumsextreme.com/images/Funny_Pictures_Halo_Coffee_Break.jpg

[eMilee]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-ymca-cat.jpg

[honeykid]

Have you realised that hardly anyone's mentioned the Tiger Woods story on this site. Judging by the media you'd think it was of global importance. I don't know if anyone wants to talk about it, but I think there's a few things I'd like to say about it.

1. Why does anyone think that a young, globally famous billionaire who, because of his job isn't home much, think it's news that he's cheated on his wife? IMO, it'd be more newsworthy if he hadn't. Young, globally famous billionaire who, because of his job isn't home stays faithful in spite of numerous temptations. That's news.

2. How have his PR people cocked this up so badly, the fallout I mean, if they've been covering all these affairs up for years?

3. Does anyone else find it strange that the endorsements are being pulled? This is one of those situations where I find I'm hopelessly naive. While I know that image is everything, I thought that he got all this money because he was the best golfer in the world and was black. Not because he was a clean living, married man. Usually I'm the cynical one, but I find this very odd.

4. If he'd been a proper billionaire he'd never have been caught, because he'd have been driving off in A PROPER CAR and not a boat on wheels. Idiot.

5. Thanks to the 'overly' stringent law courts over here, we've been spared the rumoured naked pics/ video of Tiger. Though, of course,the letter says "A letter from the lawyers accompanying the injunction contains a statement that "this Order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist." which, of course, implies that they do. God bless the wig wearing, baffled old men.

[7thson]

My take on Tiger: He is a fool, a cheat, and a sad person. OTOH: Is it my buisness? Nope. I think this should be handled between his family and himself and I want no part of it.

[Caitlyn]

I mentioned something about Tiger in the shout-box when his wife kept turning the police away when they were trying to interview him because I thought it was totally ridiculous they hadn't already interview him... regardless to what was behind the crash, he still crashed and was apparently well enough to go home... and the cops shouldn't have given a rats arse who he was and interviewed him...

I also posted a link to a youtube Chinese news report in the shoutbox about the event... mainly because I thought, if it was an actual news report, I might start watching their news instead of ours as it was much more entertaining... :p:

As to the endorsements being pulled... it doesn't surprise me... companies want their spokesperson to have a relative good rep... and Tiger's is shot to hell now...

As to what I think about all of it... his sex life isn't any of my business as long as it's by mutual consent between adults... however, his wife should be held accountable for her actions the day of the wreck... she should have nailed him before he made it into the SUV... he could have hit a kid or someone walking their dog when he wrecked...

[n3wt]

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/dishing/briticecream.jpg

[beelzebubbles]

Tiger will probably get more endorsements in hornier countries. This is merely a bump in an otherwise charmed life. By the way, I for one did not have sex with Tiger. Who else can say the same?

[n3wt]

I have just realised that Beelzebubbles is the name given to Blackadders cat in the first season Of blackadder, awesome choice of names mate :yup:

[beelzebubbles]

I have just realised that Beelzebubbles is the name given to Blackadders cat in the first season Of blackadder, awesome choice of names mate :yup:

Dammit, I thought I made it up.

[n3wt]

Never lol yeah I was watching one of the later episodes of blackadder in series one, where he is in court for being a "Witch" and the prosecuter is crazy saying that he speaks to his cat, bamed bubbles. He later goes on to call the cat Beelzebubbles :laugh: Have you seen any episodes from Blackadder?

[beelzebubbles]

Oh sure! My favorite is the Regency Blackadder with Hugh Laurie as the Prince Regent. Rowan Atkinson almost looks attractive in the Regency ones. Almost. Though I do enjoy the Elizabethan Blackadder for Miranda Richardson's daft performance as Good Queen Bess and the lady who places her idiot nurse.

[honeykid]

Personally, I think series 4 "Blackadder Goes Fourth" is the best one.

Caitlyn, is this the re-enactment you were talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo

If so, you're right. I saw that on HIGNFY (a satirical panel show over here) last week and I thought it was fantastic.

Adding to the thread. After Nayim, Beckham and the others, there's another name to add to the "... from the halfway line" club, that you'll see over and over again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Wz5sPHcrA&feature=topvideos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tn4VcEkfc&NR=1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgqs1_Wa0V8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_3wHJ395X0&feature=related

[Caitlyn]

Caitlyn, is this the re-enactment you were talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo

If so, you're right. I saw that on HIGNFY (a satirical panel show over here) last week and I thought it was fantastic.



Yeah, that is pretty much the same one... :D

[n3wt]

Oh sure! My favorite is the Regency Blackadder with Hugh Laurie as the Prince Regent. Rowan Atkinson almost looks attractive in the Regency ones. Almost. Though I do enjoy the Elizabethan Blackadder for Miranda Richardson's daft performance as Good Queen Bess and the lady who places her idiot nurse.
Blackadder series 3 is hilarious I love all the blackadder's tbh Im a huge fan I remember watching them on tv when I was younger lol What I found with Miranda Richardson was that she was great in Blackadder 2, Queenie is one of the great charactors in the series but if you see her in Blackadder back and forth, Queenie just isnt Queenie its quite devastating tbh she just doesnt get the voice right or even the way she acts. I know its been quite some years since Blackadder series 2 but I would of thought she could of made more of an effort.

[honeykid]

But she's not Queenie in Blackadder Goes Fourth, n3wt. She plays Nurse Mary Fletcher-Brown. She's no more Queenie than Stephen Fry is Melchett.

[n3wt]

na mate not blackadder goes fourth, blackadder back and fourth, it is a specail that was on skyone.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212579/

[n3wt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWgomGl53VE

[honeykid]

Oh that. Sorry mate. I didn't like that at all.

[jrs]

Man Calls 911 Over Incorrect Sandwich (http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/topstories/news-article.aspx?storyid=115369&catid=15)

[honeykid]

http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/riding-in-cars-boys-500x363.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHFPNWVE8CfwT82EmqYfTiVpwWFMg
http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/BrittanyMurphy3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGYCJ6F5Wo5TOKZqhrPxAHRWmrqgQ

[n3wt]

http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/christmas/funnypictures/funny2.jpg

[honeykid]

This is quite a long thread, but it's not the longest yet.

[jrs]

This is quite a long thread, but it's not the longest yet.

Well obviously the purpose of the thread got lost somewhere in the mix. This thread was on some other board 5 years ago and it was a big hit. it was extremely long. So I thought I'd try it out here.

[beelzebubbles]

Give it time, boys.

[honeykid]

With the exception of the rather boring leotard girl, from 1:24 onwards it's comedy gold... If you like that sort of thing... Which I do. :D I'll take this over Lost or Prison Break any day of the week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE_d0DA9yuc

I'm guessing you don't do a lot of things with Alan Collier... Y'know, like acknowledge him in the street. :D

The guy after him, David Bacon, is he having a fit or something?

Why do I think that Sylvia Murphy would've been a nightmare girlfriend? Anyone else think she's living with cats now?

I know you don't really get a good look at him, but does anyone else think Emmanuel AD looks like a bald Eddie Murphy? Maybe it's because you don't get a good look at him that I think that.

Look at the prizes!! :rotfl:

[7thson]

honorificabilitudinitatibus

[beelzebubbles]

Why do I think that Sylvia Murphy would've been a nightmare girlfriend? Anyone else think she's living with cats now?


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Signed,

Miffed Cat Owner

[honeykid]

lol... Aw. :kiss:

Did you watch the video though? If not, take a look and you might see what I mean... There again, maybe you are Sylvia Murphy. :suspicious:

[jrs]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

[beelzebubbles]

hapax legomenon

[jrs]

ploxy domologonyptagon

[beelzebubbles]

Ding Dong Dell
Pussy's in the well.

[jrs]

Are you ready kids?
I said, "Are you ready?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants

[Abhinav789]

Are you ready kids?
I said, "Are you ready?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SpongeBob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants


I like Spongebob, well kinda, atleast I used to!! Btw how many posts left to make this the longest thread ever because I have seen longer threads!

[honeykid]

Thousands and thousands.

[jrs]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll176/yescomm/funny/funny-01.jpg

[honeykid]

I've never wanted to stroke a kitten more in my life. :D

[7thson]

http://www.mychemicaltoilet.com/mrbowie.jpg

[nebbit]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbVpWUqsOzU/Ss4-8mEdP9I/AAAAAAAAAW0/vAaxA-TC5xg/s400/david_bowie_ziggy_stardust.jpg

[beelzebubbles]

Faux Bowie
http://www.filmfestivals.com/images/velvet.jpg

[honeykid]

http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.kprifm.com/images/43238.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGlxycpviyIf3NQcvkRyH2S6v7ogA

Hey, at least it's not a pic of Drew.

[honeykid]

I think I've just found every Star Wars fan's next birthday present.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/zz3eadbe2a.jpg

Below is the link for the whole line.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/09/cool-stuff-adidas-originals-star-wars-collection-2/

[beelzebubbles]

Honeykid that post looks spamalicious.

[n3wt]

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk49/grasshopperkel/bah_humbug.gif

[beelzebubbles]

Newt, why didn't you put that image in your Merry Christmas thread?

[honeykid]

http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://static.flickr.com/67/153631212_d8a885c1bc.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGiD_WZHeBcl0xkUf1364RLOL_E_w

[jrs]

http://browsei.com/upload/Pictures/storage/sexy-sand-beach-sculpture-nude_big.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/2mdgawn.gif

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/frontend_bouncescrat2s8s.gif

[jrs]

:p

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/nophoto.gif

[Iroquois]

This isn't the longest thread ever. I want my money back.

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/19.gif

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/Untitled-1.jpg

[jrs]

This isn't the longest thread ever. I want my money back.

Well then lets make it that way ;)

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/image001jpg_1.jpg

[Iroquois]

That'll be the day.

http://www.usgennet.org/family/bliss/images/john_wayne.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/Untitled2.jpg

[jrs]

:rotfl:


http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/l_8667566c525ad6f3628bac0fbe1d6789.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/moron1.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/105qo7q.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/10ho938.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Misc/HappyThursday.jpg

[jrs]

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/funnygirl2.jpg

[jrs]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff238/alexmi16/sandcastlehate2.jpg

[jrs]

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc350/greengreengrassofhome/Amberandthepenguin001.jpg

[jrs]

http://i50.tinypic.com/4qj0gp.jpg

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Avatars/cats17.gif

[jrs]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd184/jason_1973/Avatars/383.gif

[honeykid]

http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.6x7world.com/SA/SA-BRAZIL-RIO-SPECIAL%2520EVENTS-Big%2520Yellow%2520Jesus%2520-%2520Wallpaper.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFOzmO4KyARuZ6Vwyp4x3wcUcZTCQ

[honeykid]

Happy Easter Everyone

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239740/Its-New-Years-Day--Easter-eggs-appear-shelves-Tesco.html

[eMilee]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff118/MfromOz74/found%20on%20the%20net/funny.jpg

[eMilee]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff118/MfromOz74/found%20on%20the%20net/118eb5e8.jpg

[eMilee]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff118/MfromOz74/found%20on%20the%20net/stupid.jpg

[beelzebubbles]

http://rohanmanoharlovetobe.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/taxi-driver-you-talkin-to-me-5000052.jpg

[eMilee]

http://colbertnation.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/colbert_report/videos/season5/05019/cr_05019_03_v6.jpg

[honeykid]

What the Hell is that? ^^^ :confused:

[honeykid]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/07/article-1241060-07C9B4D0000005DC-111_634x650.jpg
NASA satellite picture of the UK yesterday.

[7thson]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__EzFEHn2YBI/SjDBm2k6IkI/AAAAAAAABDI/toc1jNnk0IY/s1600/feet-shoes.jpg

[jrs]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2eqf77t.jpg

[jrs]

http://i45.tinypic.com/29go689.jpg

[jrs]

http://i46.tinypic.com/26272iv.jpg

[jrs]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2eukcuq.jpg

[jrs]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2n6g9jp.jpg

[jrs]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2mdffrk.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.elle.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/elle/beauty/hair/celebrity-hair-transformations/drew-barrymore/3422268-2-eng-US/Drew-Barrymore.jpg

[jrs]

http://i47.tinypic.com/k3vviq.jpg

[jrs]

http://i36.tinypic.com/19lh54.jpg

[jrs]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2b8yl4.jpg

[jrs]

http://i38.tinypic.com/fctn5z.jpg

[jrs]

http://i37.tinypic.com/sff1o2.jpg

[jrs]

http://i33.tinypic.com/xmu8mx.jpg

[jrs]

http://i36.tinypic.com/21aikh2.jpg

[honeykid]

http://www.essentialbond.com/graphics/pv03.jpg

[honeykid]

Remember, it's not that they're perfect, they just have better photoshop technique than you do. :D

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/01/10/6d69da2ddb0de46/34a03cc46b.jpg
http://stilettorevolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MADONNA-PHOTOSHOP.jpg

http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/25/celebrities-before-and-after-photoshop/
http://current.com/1n8hm4c

[n3wt]

Cheese...

[honeykid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40764000/jpg/_40764779_giggs.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00378/Paul_Scholes_378778a.jpg
http://www.arenabola.com/data/2_6736_Michael_Carrick.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01565/wayne-rooney_1565817c.jpg

http://www.footy-boots.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/tevez-man-city-billboard.jpg
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[bitnipply]

um hi?

[bitnipply]

no wait i take that back, hello?

[bitnipply]

no no no, howdy?

[bitnipply]

uh i can't seem to get this right, hola?

[honeykid]

Well helllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo thhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[TheUsualSuspect]

If Filmmakers Directed The Super Bowl. (http://slatev.com/player.html?id=64790979001)

[honeykid]

I remember those days, y'know, when the Raiders could tackle. Anyway, some fun for my American friends. How true they are? I couldn't tell you, but some are quite funny.

NSFW

http://www.holytaco.com/if-us-state-flags-were-honest

[n3wt]

http://www.rbs6nations.com/images/news/ShaneWilliams1.jpg

http://www.lukasgamble.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/shane_williams.jpg

http://www.rbs6nations.com/images/news/MartynWilliams-PAPhotos.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/4/21/1240323320155/British-Lions-Martyn-Will-011.jpg

http://www.leandrolottici.eu/news/uploads/LeeByrne2.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01123/lee-byrne_1123625c.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40945000/jpg/_40945563_wales_tackle2.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44447000/jpg/_44447139_byrne_tackle_416huw.jpg

[honeykid]

There's a lot of denial going on in those pics, n3wt. ;) :D

[n3wt]

http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg

[honeykid]

LOL... Some John Terry jokes.

At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.

What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

John Terry's wife found out he was seeing someone on wash day. In the laundry basket there was a "Home" kit.....an "Away" kit....and a "Playing Away" kit.

Ashley Cole was pulled up by the old bill speeding again. Policeman-"did you know you were doing 103 mph in a 50mph limit?"
Ashley Cole-"yes officer, but I just got a text, John Terry's car is parked outside my house!"

Fabio Capello phones Wayne Bridge and says "I've just spoken to John Terry and he's lost the captain's armband.......do me a favour and have a look under your bed for me.

JT has signed up to star in a new TV show. It's called Other
Footballers'
Wives.

So JT was sleeping with Wayne Bridge's girl. Poor old Wayne - he wasn't
even first choice with his missus.

It's a good thing JT doesn't bring all his girlfriends to watch him play
every match. Abramovich would have to increase the capacity of Stamford
Bridge by 20,000.

So JT has been caught stealing another man's girl. I bet his old mum
will
be so proud he's learned something from her.

Somebody bought me a box of Terry's All Gold. I was shocked to find new
chocs called French Fancy and Cheat Cluster.

What have Wayne's ex-missus and the 2008 Champions League final goalpost
got in common? They've both been banged by JT.

The England team have voted for Terry to keep his place in the World Cup
squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him
left behind.

(To the tune of Lord Of The Dance) "Chelsea, wherever they may be,
"Don't
leave your bird with John Terry.
"Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, "And he'll get your
missus
up the duff!"

Variation:
Chelsea, wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry'
.........His dad deals coke and his mum steals tea, and he cried when he missed a penalty

Did you know JT has scored 28 times at the Bridge? Nah, nor did Wayne.

What's John Terry's favourite song? Under The Bridge.

Wayne sent his missus a replica of his willy made from Cadbury's
chocolate. But she refused it, saying she prefers Terry's!

Bridge refuses to play for England while John Terry's captain...let's
hope he starts cheating with Heskey's missus too.

[n3wt]

http://www.seaturtle.org/blog/mtiwari/cart.jpg

[TheUsualSuspect]

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/wC/roger-ebert-jaw-cancer-photo-esquire-0310-lg.jpg

[7thson]

?!@#$%^&*()_

[TheUsualSuspect]

uuhhhhhh.....what?

http://infobeautiful.s3.amazonaws.com/timetravel_960.gif

[jrs]

http://i48.tinypic.com/ff7lsj.jpg

[7thson]

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-3/roger-ebert-2.jpg

[n3wt]

http://www.srl.caltech.edu/HEFT/images/campaign/04fall/Roswell/that%20silly%20government.JPG