The Longest Thread..... EVER!!!!

[AboveTheClouds]

one of the forums I post at we had a 5000 page thread.. they had to delete it it killed the bandwidth they said.

[Nitzer]

I cried when I saw the size of this piece... I just plain cried.

Darn you and the BOOMstick.

Har-har-har. :D

[Anonymous Last]

Har-har-har. :D


I'm not such a proud man that I won't admit it, round one goes to you.

Hooray!

I was hoping someone was going to affect moi.

Nicely done!

[Nitzer]

You're a good sport. http://www.edit-strike.nl/forum/phpBB2/images/smiles/sjoerule.gif

[nebbit]

Blobby, Blobby, Blobby :bawling:

[Tea Barking]

Flob a blob blib blob blib :dizzy:

[Zeiken]

i got no chauffeur to chauffuer me

[Anonymous Last]

Flob a blob blib blob blib :dizzy:

Flob a blob blib blob blib... Plop plop, fiz fiz, oh what a relief it is
pop pop (http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/lounge/2456/wavs/poppop.wav)

[Zeiken]

i got no server to serve my tea

[Anonymous Last]

Wooo Hoooo!!! I just got in trouble at work today for the words that came out of my mouth... again.

[7thson]

Thought I would mosey on over to the longest thread and see what I have been missing. I am so upset, what happened to the good 'ol "longest thread" days when there was actually nothing to talk about? Here we have all this serious stuff about tea and blobbies, and pops...sheshh we need more nothing to talk about. I will start off:

Remember the Neverending story? Well that was the best nothing I have ever seen.

[Tea Barking]

Flob a blob blib blob blib... Plop plop, fiz fiz, oh what a relief it is
pop pop (http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/lounge/2456/wavs/poppop.wav)


I feel like getting jiggy..

[allthatglitters]

Well here's a load of nothing for you: So I am sitting in my school's library (3 minutes later) and I discover that on Microsoft Word there's this thing called 'auto summarize', and that other students are using this to do their homework. Such as book reports and reviews and other junk. And I am thinking to myself that all this will lead to no where.

[nebbit]

Blibby where are you :bawling:

[Anonymous Last]

The last time I went to McDonald’s I got my usual: “Chicken” McNuggets Happy Meal (I tell them I have a kid in the car) with a diet coke, shamrock shake (No matter what time of year it is, I still ask for it) and McDonaldland cookies.

Everything was going splendidly until about halfway through my meal I realized one of my McNuggets was actually a chicken head! I felt as though I was about to loose my cookies (literally) so I ran into their lovingly maintained restroom just as fast as my feet could carry me and spread the wealth in the nearest stall. I’m guessing I passed out or something because I have no recollection at all for the next half hour of my life. When I came to, I awkwardly lodged into one of those yellow rolling bucket contraptions they use to mop the floors, which had been filled with ice. I felt a dull ache in my lower back and as I pulled up my pants (how had they come lose?) and staggered over to the mirror. Once there, I was thunderstruck to find scrawled across it, in what appeared to be BBQ sauce, “Welcome to the world of AIDS!”…barely stopping myself from passing out again, I caught myself on the edge of the sink and almost lost it when the fire of a thousand suns seemed to blaze across my back. As I turned sideways in front of the mirror, I was stunned to see that some sort of dime-store surgery had been performed upon me, and that, defying all medical logic, my spleen seemed to have been removed.

I lurched towards the door, looking, pleading, searching for sanity in this fast food world gone mad, and as my fingers attempted to grasp the presumably germ free handle to the restroom door, they were met with the cold steel reality of a bloody hook. I suppose I’m no worse for wear for the whole ordeal. I mean, the spleen is a vestigial organ, right? Irregardless (without the lack of regard) I came away from the entire experience with a trunk full of Monopoly pieces from their next contest, and except for some nagging headache which I’m attributing to spider eggs, a smarter man for having experienced it.

Needless to say, I’m all about the Wendy's these days....although, I now use the drive-thru, even though I'm pretty sure they **** ya.

[Diablo]

And now for some words of wisdom...

(A)

*A drink a day keeps the shrink away. (Edward Abbey)

*"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." (Douglas Adams)

*"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (Douglas Adams)

*"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." (Woody Allen)

*Half of the people in the world are below average. (Anonymous)

*Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. (Anonymous)

*On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" (Anonymous)

*Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. (Anonymous)

*"Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things." (Anonymous)

*Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore .... (Anonymous)

*Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence. (Anonymous)

*Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. (Anonymous)

*Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. (Anonymous)

*Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. (Anonymous)

*Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. (Anonymous)

*Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without. (Anonymous)

*I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (Anonymous)

*If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. (Anonymous)


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*Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. (Jim Backus)

*Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while. {after blatantly elbowing an Angolan basketball opponent in the Olympics}. (Charles Barkley)

*Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. (Dave Barry)

*Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. (Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry)

*All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. (Dave Barry)

*When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. (Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry)

*If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. (Dave Barry)

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it" - Yogi Berra

*"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!" (Yogi Berra)

*Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. (Ambrose Bierce)

*I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. (David Bissonette)

*The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. (Humphrey Bogart)

*"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." (Ray Bradbury)

*"The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing." (William J. Broad)

*Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once. (James Brown)

*I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -A. (Whitney Brown)


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*(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

*People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. (Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI)

*There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? -(Dick Cavett), {mocking the TV-violence debate}

*"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." (Rich Cook)

*"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge." (Edward Chilton)

*Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply

*The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. (William Clayton)

*I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. (Noel Coward, 1956)


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(D)

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. (Rodney Dangerfield)

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. (Rodney Dangerfield)

And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with. (Rodney Dangerfield)

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. (Rodney Dangerfield)

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for? He said .... Because you came home early. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as a friend. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could....but he pulled through. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can hide. (Rodney Dangerfield)

On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year... one kid tried to rip my face off! Now its different...when I answer the door the kids hand me candy. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get. (Rodney Dangerfield)

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me? He said... I don't know but your eyesight is perfect. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too! (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins! (Rodney Dangerfield)

I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. (Rodney Dangerfield)

*If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. (David Daye)

*Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ( Phyllis Diller )

*And that's the world in a nutshell -- an appropriate receptacle. ( Stan Dunn )


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(E)

*"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)

*"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." (Albert Einstein)


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(F)

*I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. (W.C. Fields)

*A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. (W.C. Fields)

*What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? (W.C. Fields)


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(G)

"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?" - Janeane Garofalo

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. (David Geary)

*When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. -From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in "Life In Hell'', by (Matt Groening)

*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)


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(H)

*Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. (Lisa Hoffman)

*"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." (John Andrew Holmes)

*"There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for." (Fred Hoyle)

*"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." (Max Frisch)


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(J)

*A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. (William James)

*Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. (Jarger)

*"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen)

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)


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(K)

*"Time's fun when you're having flies." (Kermit the Frog)

*Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. ( Henry Kissinger)


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(L)

*"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lehman (US secretary of the Navy)

*She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. (Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee)

*Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!! (Vince Lewonski)

*"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." ~ (Sophia Loren)

If you win a trophy greaty. But if you can fit one up butt,your amazing. (Stephan Loucks)


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(M)

*Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe (Jackie Mason)

*Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. (Montaigne)

*"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed." (Christopher Morley)

*Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. (David Moulton)


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(N)

*The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. -From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of (National Review)


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(P)

*One more drink and I'd be under the host. (Dorothy Parker)


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(S)

*After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." ( Ronnie Shakes )

*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man. (Socrates)


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(T)

*"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." ~~ Shirley Temple

*"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." (Kilgore Trout)

*"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time." (Edward P. Tryon)

*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Lana Turner)

*Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ( Mark Twain )

*Suppose you were an idiot....And suppose you were a member of Congress....But I repeat myself. (Mark Twain)


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(W)

*Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. (Tom Waits)

*I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. (Tom Waits)

*I am a deeply superficial person. ( Andy Warhol )

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?" - Bill Watterson (‘Calvin & Hobbes’)

*(Calvin and Hobbes): "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." (Bill Watterson)

*Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. (Mae West)

*My school colors were "clear". (Steven Wright)

*I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. (Steven Wright)

*I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing. (Steven Wright)

*My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, then forget it." (Steven Wright)

*I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time". (Steven Wright)

*Hermits have no peer pressure. (Steven Wright)

*Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. (Steven Wright)

*There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright)

*How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? (Steven Wright)

*The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year." (Steven Wright)

*What a nice night for an evening. (Steven Wright)

*When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!" (Steven Wright)

*Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? (Steven Wright)

*I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright)

*I live on a one-way dead-end street. (Steven Wright)

*It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. (Steven Wright)

*Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out. (Steven Wright)

*I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far." (Steven Wright)

*I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained. (Steven Wright)

*Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? (Steven Wright)

*When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. (Steven Wright)


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(Y)

*When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. (Henny Youngman)


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(Z)

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. (Catherine Zandonella)

*"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." (Carl Zwanzig)

*A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

*I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)


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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window! - Steve Bluestone

Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking fivemiles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we doesn't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneris

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.- Carol Leifer

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" - Jay Leno

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..." - Mike Binder

Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. - Roger Simon

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. --Oscar Wilde

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Beer is good food.

you don't like jail? naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. --Charles Bukowski

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.--A Wolverine is Eating My Leg

Put it back in the horse! --H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s, after he drank his first American beer at a bar.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier. -Anonymous Never accept a drink from a urologist. -Erma Bombeck

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial. -Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam"

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. - Dr. Leo Troy

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end". Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. -Tim Allen

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. -Dan Zevin

Never thrust your sickle into another's corn. -Publius Syrus

Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year-old daughter on your lap. -Anonymous member of a chain gang

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -G.K. Chesterton

Never use while sleeping. -Instruction on Conair hair dryer

Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" -Rita Rudner

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -Woodrow Wilson

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. -John Peers

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. -Geraldo Rivera

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon

Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors.

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."

-Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep." -Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results." -Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge

"It's like deja vu all over again." -Yogi Berra

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese" -Former French President Charles De Gaulle

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jack*ss, and I'm just the one to do it." -A congressional candidate in Texas

"It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody."

-Richard M. Nixon

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." -Everett Dirksen

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." -Samuel Goldwyn

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -John Wayne

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind." -General William Westmoreland

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." -Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder

Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place. - Billy Crystal.

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four

times; her intelligence, eight times. - Sanskrit proverb

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment. - Warren Farrell

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. - Anonymous

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

2. Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.

3. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

4. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

5. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

6. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

7. The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":

1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.feeding; and 4. mating.

-- Psychology professor in neurophysiology intro course

8. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde

9. What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960

10. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown

11. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

12. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams

13. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

14. Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

15. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

16. Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

17. Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students? A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.

18. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey

19. In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you. --Jack Handey

20. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." --Also Jack Handey

21. "Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates, what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates, how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates, hemlock is poison.'???????" -Socrates minutes before death

22. Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

23. Television is called a medium. This is because it is neither rare, nor well done.

24. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

25. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

26. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

[allthatglitters]

This is it. I've come to it. The defining moment in my life where I realize that all I know is useless, meaningless and a grain of sand compared to what there is to know. No vast stores of knowledge can save me, I have none. I read ALOT, but in reality I've read little compared to what there is to read. I go in day in and day out on with my life, content to know what the fight is going on about down the hall in school, but I make no concious effort to know and sympathize for fights involving hundreds of people half way across the globe. Sure I enjoy movies, but have I seen that many? No, I don't even know where to begin. I can look out my window and count 100 shades of green, but I have yet to see all of them in the world. I'll read about far out adventures, but I am yet to have my own. Some would say that forces around me have created this naive bubble that I live in. And although I posses no knowledge, I have the smarts to pursue it. I am going to pop the bubble. I know nothing and it scares me.

[mack]

Grasshopper, you are now ready to begin, for it is when you know that you do not know, that you have taken the first step of knowledge. :p

(how was that for old school karate movie wisdom?)

[jrs]

(how was that for old school karate movie wisdom?)


Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.....

[Anonymous Last]

Now paint the fence.

[Zeiken]

sadfllsfh;wefh

[Nitzer]

sadfllsfh;wefh

Yeah I had one too but the wheel fell off.

[AboveTheClouds]

Cigaretts and alcohol

[Anonymous Last]

sadfllsfh;wefh


Oh dear...it's all back to pops and buzzes and crackles I fear.

[Tea Barking]

I'm goin to jedi school.

[Anonymous Last]

I'm goin to jedi school.

Do not use the force for your personal masturbation needs.


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of
voices suddenly cried out in terror..."

[Zeiken]

Clerks X baby. yup. watchin it right now.

[nebbit]

Miss you blibbs :bawling:

[Anonymous Last]

Why do I feel that I work side by side with monkeys in white suits?

Slice of advice to the rest of my fellow MoFos.
Do not taunt your co-workers with a banana... I just got peed on!

[Tea Barking]

Do not use the force for your personal masturbation needs.


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of
voices suddenly cried out in terror..."


Well thats no fun :(

[Anonymous Last]

Well thats no fun :(


"You lost today, kid...but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
http://www.indy.stopklatka.pl/images/tworcy/tw_crusade07.jpg

Doesn’t it feel good to PayLess?

[Zeiken]

and now......

I would like to say something.

Zeiken's 1000th Post

Im happy.

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

[birdygyrl]

Go Zeiken......go Zeiken......go Zeiken.....

[The Taxi Driver]

congrats man

[Nitzer]

spoiler

[John McClane]

spoiler
OMG! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! How could you spoiler it for me. :)

[Anonymous Last]

May indiscriminate omni-directional sound waves cause you to void your horribly loosened stool at a most inopportune moment, you sad excuse for a human being.

Did I mention that I have Ruby Quartz Eye Glasses?

[nebbit]

Blibby :bawling: :bawling:

[Anonymous Last]

"Sorry, they melvined me."
http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/btbjheaven2.jpg



STATION!!!

[nebbit]

Blibby come home :scream:

[mack]

Is that a little face yelling, neb? :laugh:

[Equilibrium]

frattttt partyyyyy

[birdygyrl]

"It's been a hard day's night,And I've been working like a dog,
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log....."
But instead I'm right here, Insomnia I do fear,
And I'm feeling all right......

[Nitzer]

i dont really know much about video cards, and in my radeon 9800 pro theres this thing in options which says what you can set the AGP Speed to. right now it's off for me, but you can set it to 1X 2X or 4X. anyone know anything about this or whether ot not i should leave it as is or slide it higher? also theres this other option "fast write" what should i set it to off or on, and what is it in general. same thing for AGP Speed, what is it and what does it do?

[nebbit]

Blibbs http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sad/bye2.gif

[Zeiken]

uh.....yeah.....i think i know what the problem is.

Basically its a routing switch that controls the tangent module. In order to modify the specifications, all you really have to do is re-route the power console through the second input toggle, in order to reciplicate the problematic dongle. Just like any tangent module error, it also works to relocate the programming vector to a value less than 7. Ok?

[nebbit]

Blibby come home to MoFo http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00000715.gif

[allthatglitters]

The Oregon Shakespeare Festival was AMAZING. I had a blast. Thursday I saw 'Much ado about Nothing' which was modernized and set in the 1930's. Friday I was able to participate in a workshop dealing with the acting techniques used in 'Comedy of Errors' which was the matiness I saw that day. 'Comedy of Errors' was hilarious, also modernized, it took place in a 'Vegas' style Syracuse and all the scenes were in a casino. That night I saw 'King Lear' which was in the outdoor (Elizabethan) theater like 'Much ado Nothing. 'Twas the only Shakespeare play I saw in traditional style. Saturday for matinee I saw 'A Rasin in the Sun', which was wonderful. I bawled buckets almost in that one. And then the last play I saw was 'The Royal Family' which was so adorable and hysterical. All of them were very well done and I can't wait to back next year.

Other than plays, we just walked around, shopped, we "ran into" an all-boy's school a few times ;) I was sick for most of the trip, and on the way back on the bus I had the high honor of hearing Radio Disney......LIVE.:rolleyes: I never thought it was possible that you could butcher Britney Spears, but you can.

[mack]

I never thought it was possible that you could butcher Britney Spears, but you can.

Take a number and get in line girl! :D Oh.....let's say....number 75,390? And that's my low estimate.....

[Anonymous Last]

"Crammed with clams!"...are you expecting clams?

[Nitzer]

Woo-hoo! I have 4 green boxes! I want more! You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, people: they won't let me! One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, to write more quality posts and threads, but they won't! They won't let me live! Oh God, WHY WON'T THEY LET ME LIVE!

[Anonymous Last]

It's those TV networks, people:

http://www.taste.de/A/rubriken/kino/Spielberg/images/ps_poltergeist.JPG
Who's here? The TV people.

[nebbit]

Blobby I miss you http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sad/sadwalk.gif

[Diablo]

Anyone at all go to SMSS, Cobourg East, or Cobourg West?

[Zeiken]

nope! but i sdfghjk

[nebbit]

Blibby :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[Ash_Lee]

Your avatar looks like my dog when he was a puppy.



He's dead now...

[nebbit]

Your avatar looks like my dog when he was a puppy.



He's dead now...

Sorry to hear about your doggie, my avatar is just like my 14yr old dog, Oliver. :D

Blobs :(

[Nitzer]

Did you guys know that we are the 176,871th most visited site on the internet? There's only like 176,870 sites that are considered better than us (pfft) and we need to change that ...tomorrow.

[Diablo]

Yeah, but were the number one, non-porn related, site on the web. So yay! cause you can't beat porn…

AND THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH POST!
"cel-e-brate good times... c'mon!"

[John McClane]

Yeah, but were the number one, non-porn related, site on the web. So yay! cause you can't beat porn…

AND THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH POST!
"cel-e-brate good times... c'mon!"
Yea. Ya-hoo. Ya-hoo *with an unenthusiastic tone* ;)

Seriously, congrats.

[Nitzer]

omg 7\-\i$ is my t3h l337 384th p0st give m3 REP!!!1111

[John McClane]

omg 7\-\i$ is my t3h l337 384th p0st give m3 REP!!!1111
Ok....I can see he's snapped.

[Nitzer]

http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/1623/students/simon/chainsaw.jpg

[allthatglitters]

So thats the last time I put a straw in the dishwasher...

[nebbit]

We miss you Blibby http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/sad/crying.gif

[Diablo]

Does... does this look like a Q to you???

[Anonymous Last]

Oh, I read that... I just haven’t the foggiest what it means, I don't speak amoeba.

[nebbit]

Does... does this look like a Q to you???

ummmmm :yup:

Blibby :(

[Mark]

Is my mic on?

[Diablo]

I totally took a nasty spill on my bike down a hill... and it was sweet.

[birdygyrl]

I took totally a nasty spill on my bike down a hill... and it was sweet.

Did you land on your feet? :D

[Mark]

I took totally a nasty spill on my bike down a hill... and it was sweet.

The MTV generation is officially evolving into the Jackass generation.

[Diablo]

Look for my plea on the matter, you'll see.

http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=193983#post193983

[HellboyUnleashed]

^i agree. people who listen to stuff they play on MTV got caught up in JACKASS and thought hey lets do it and as long as we dont get hurt it will be cool. how much u think those guys on JACKASS get paind for being stupid on bikes or carts? alot.

[Zeiken]

yeah. dumbasses. err.....jackasses.

[jrs]

The MTV generation is officially evolving into the Jackass generation.


I vote VH1 ! :cool:

[Anonymous Last]

The MTV generation is officially evolving into the Jackass generation.



I did not want to blame MTV for people causing much damage to themselves due to Jackass! I was tempted to blame it on the rain (that was falling, falling) but that seemed rather shortsighted of me. Then I thought perhaps I should blame it on the stars (that do shine at night) but that seemed somewhat disingenuous...but I gotta blame it on something gotta blame it on something.

http://www.munichx.com/sehen/bilder/jackass_t1.jpg

[Zeiken]

I blame it on the return of swing music.

[Garrett]

I blame it on video games.

[John McClane]

I blame it on the monkey with the blue banana. :)

[Anonymous Last]

What ever you do, don't put the blame on you...

[blibblobblib]

Nebby, you have been good. Your tears that you have cried for my absence have been gratfefully acknowledged and have touched me deep. If i could drink every one of those precious tears and bathe in their salty/stingy goodness i would. Perhaps i would even bottle them and flog them as cheap alternatives for Tommy Girl, but alas this is all out of my reach at the moment.

But one day...one day...

:kiss: :)

[nebbit]

Awwwwwww :blush:

[Zeiken]

Aww thats special.

Like- hallmark special. No, really, i mean it.

[allthatglitters]

Quick- what rhymes with 'else'?

[Nitzer]

brown

[allthatglitters]

No really I am writing a poem and I really need something that ryhmes with 'else'.

[HellboyUnleashed]

I don't know if any word in the Dictionary does but have fun with that. Whoa what happened to talking about your day in this thread. My day sucked. I had a major test and then i had to sit thru some seminar over a book that I hated. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate Andvanced classes, crazy teachers....

[allthatglitters]

Nevermind, I just changed the word, sounded better without it anyway. You hate your classes? that sucks. I love all my advanced classes, I enjoy learning, and I love the people I get to learn with. Maybe I am lucky, some people go to school to hang out with their friends, i get to go to school and learn with my friends. I dislike Spanish, but I am getting used to it.

[Ezikiel]

I guess you could call me one of those kids who "hates" school, and I really do. I think school is pointless, I've learned enough. College is already a definate out, I'm definately not going unless it's film school. My grades are slipping lower and lower, why? Because I just don't give a damn about school anymore. I used to be one of the smartest kid in the class not more than 4 years ago, well I guess everything changes. I also hate the way school's use their learning ways, as Kubrick said it best:

"I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by using fear as the basic motivation. Fear of getting failing grades, fear of not staying with your class, etc. Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker."

[Nitzer]

Well you think what you think, but you aren't going to get rather than being a janitor uinless you graduate and go to college.

[allthatglitters]

Ezikiel- if you wanna get into a good film school your going to have to show some chops in the grade arena. Don't be stupid, just do the work, I think your too smart to be flipping fries.

[Garrett]

Well you think what you think, but you aren't going to get rather than being a janitor uinless you graduate and go to college.

I know several people that own businesses but never went to college alternatively, I know several people that went to college but are working at McDonald's or some other fast food joint.
Your statement is somewhat true, but it's also a little bit of an exaggeration. There are exceptions to every rule.

I think your too smart to be flipping fries.

I think you mean "flipping burgers".

[allthatglitters]

I think you mean "flipping burgers".

Oh yeah that's what they do- sorry I haven't been to a fast food restruant in a LONG time and it's late. :p

Eziekiel- just do what you can, but don't not do anything you'll regret not doing later.

[Ezikiel]

:rolleyes: You know, NOT going to college does not automatically mean I'm going to be flipping burger's for my life's work.


Eziekiel- just do what you can, but don't not do anything you'll regret not doing later.
Yeah, and if I do attend a college, I'll probably regret wasting my time there.

[allthatglitters]

Suit yourself. I think for some people college just isn't for them. I on the other hand adore school and am not too anxious for it too end. I am sure you'll turn out just fine.

[Anonymous Last]

Do whatcha like, down at the Globe.



To anyone within sight of my words:

homaging is not an adjective!

Also, chlamydia is not a flower.

That is all.

psssssssst- ...did she give it to you with tomato soup?

[birdygyrl]

No soup for you!!!!

[allthatglitters]

ahhh soups sounds really good right now

so does catsup

[Anonymous Last]

Brainless people think ketchup could pass for a veggie.

[birdygyrl]

Brainless people think ketchup could pass for a veggie.


This comes to you from the Ketchup Advisory Board at Lake Wobegon.

[Anonymous Last]

This comes to you from the Ketchup Advisory Board at Lake Wobegon.

Ketchup! It has... it has an advisory board?

Call me befuddled and color me replaced!

What the devil?

[birdygyrl]

Ketchup! It has... it has an advisory board?

Call me befuddled and color me replaced!

What the devil?

Its from a show on National Public Radio called "Prairie Home Companion" by Garrison Keilor. He has some of his skits sponsored by the "Ketchup Advisory Board" as a joke.

[MovieMaker5087]

Wow... just discovered this thread... tells you where I've been...

[nebbit]

... tells you where I've been...

Didn't you die in episode V1 http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/jedi1.gif

[Zeiken]

love that smiley, nebbs. love it.

and no, he didnt die, at the last moment he transferred his essence in to a thangorian snare beast from rygall VII, thus activating one of the lost Khaadgalla Crystals, which in turn enabled the sith lord to live on.

I await your return, my master....

[undead_bunny]

Ummmm This thread is weird.....

Well, here's my day so far,

I woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and came on here. What will I do next? Is the suspence killing you??? :p

[Nitzer]

And yet another green box joins its fellow comrades under Nitzer's hall of fame.

[Garrett]

Why can't we all... just ignore the phallic implications of bananas?

[nebbit]

Why can't we all... just ignore the phallic implications of bananas?

Bananas are phallic :eek:

[Anonymous Last]

Ummmm This thread is weird.....

Well, here's my day so far,

I woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and came on here. What will I do next? Is the suspence killing you??? :p


My heart quakes and my testes contract just to think of it...

Yo.

[7thson]

My heart quakes and my testes contract just to think of it...

Yo.
Contracting testees are like carpenters who hide in snowbanks.

[gummo]

Contracting testees are like carpenters who hide in snowbanks

What??

I am glad I am a woman

[Garrett]

What??


http://www.red-colored.org/lazysod/saywhatagain.jpg

[chicagofrog]

uhh............ ( )...., yesterday nite, i slept.

[Anonymous Last]

Contracting testees are like carpenters who hide in snowbanks.

Dear god...it is a snowbank, and I got a ticket to ride- I got a ticket to ride- I got a ticket to ride- and I don't care.
I used to like it when the red carpet rolled out but now I'm open to any color...
My new interests is when carpenters hide their tools underneath the
prom dress!
How on earth did that slide through the entire process? I'm...well, I'm incredibly confused.

hold me! Please hold me!

[Nitzer]

I've been listening to this for the last 2 hours... I just can't stop... http://gprime.net/flash.php/magicaltrevor

[Nitzer]

I once again have 5 rep boxes (after certain someone gave me bad rep for no reason whatsoever) Thanks Slay!

[Diablo]

Man... I got a bad build up of flem... oh god... *hArC-hA-aUg-Gu*... never mind.

[Richard Hell]

Brainless people think ketchup could pass for a veggie.

Shucks and here I though it was a fruit....

[Anonymous Last]

I bet I'd make a mean stew...which is not to say I want any of you miscreants eating me.

[nebbit]

So, how are the fur balls ;)

[Anonymous Last]

So, how are the fur balls ;)

I suggest you try some with CREAM!

[Ash_Lee]

Interesting thought...

[Anonymous Last]

Interesting thought...

Where are my manners? I have to see if there are enough for all 6,700 of us.

[Ash_Lee]

Cream and fur balls for all!

[Zeiken]

eeewwww......cream..............ick...

[nebbit]

What :eek:

[Ash_Lee]

You know you want them.

[chicagofrog]

uh, why is that the longest thread ever?
????????
???????
??????
?????
????
???
??
?

[Anonymous Last]

What :eek:
G’day cobber! It's a nice smooth plonk and it goes down sweet.
I give it away at the female factory...in order to spit the dummy for the nasty squaters.


You know you want them.
It's the flavor of the month!

[Ash_Lee]

I'll get started on the marketing...

[chicagofrog]

can i order in Euros?

[Ash_Lee]

Heavens, no! We deal only in Rupees.

[Anonymous Last]

Heavens, no! We deal only in Rupees.
I spent my last rupee on a Deku Sheild and a hook shot.

[Zeiken]

I spent my last rupee on a Deku Sheild and a hook shot.

one rupee for a Deku Shield and a Hook Shot? Whats the catch?

[nebbit]

For those who have asked, I don't know if my avatar is posh spice as there was no tag with it. :D

[Anonymous Last]

one rupee for a Deku Shield and a Hook Shot? Whats the catch?

Were you looking for one?

Sorry!


Chin up, we'll get through this together.
For those who have asked, I don't know if my avatar is posh spice as there was no tag with it. :D
We will call it Neb Spice!

[jrs]

For those who have asked, I don't know if my avatar is posh spice as there was no tag with it. :D


I had a massive crush on Posh Spice. The group faded away but your avatar ............ :love: :p

[chicagofrog]

yeah, makes me feel like
http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/frogmate.jpg

:laugh:

[The Taxi Driver]

I had a massive crush on Posh Spice. The group faded away but your avatar ............ :love: :p

i used ot have a crush on her too

[Ash_Lee]

yeah, makes me feel like
http://www.backyardnature.net/pix/frogmate.jpg

:laugh:
Party at Frog's place!

[chicagofrog]

kinky, innit?

[Anonymous Last]

*knocks at the door*

Where's the Dead Man's Party?

Can we ask for more?

[Ash_Lee]

Happy 1000th post by the way...

[chicagofrog]

yeah, a #1000 post, now THAT would deserve a party, with a mix of frogs and tigers and... Ashleys? :D

[Anonymous Last]

Happy 1000th post by the way...


Thanks, I could not have done it without you and the rest of the board.
I mean this from the bottom pit of my blackened heart and it tingles right now. It would have sucked if I posted it all by myself and without any of you around.

*hears a huge empty echoe as everyone leaves the thread.*

[chicagofrog]

[QUOTE=Anonymous Last]Thanks, I could not have done it without you and the rest of the board.QUOTE]

ohhhhh :kiss: now that's a romantic tiger we have here! :D

i just learned that:

1. Female tigers become sexually mature at about three to four years of age.


2. Male tigers become sexually mature at about four to five years of age.

:)

[Anonymous Last]

Thanks, I could not have done it without you and the rest of the board.

ohhhhh :kiss: now that's a romantic tiger we have here! :D

i just learned that:

1. Female tigers become sexually mature at about three to four years of age.


2. Male tigers become sexually mature at about four to five years of age.

:)


No more Dicovery Channel for you. Or songs by The Bloodhound Gang!

[chicagofrog]

don't scratch!

[Anonymous Last]

don't scratch!
As long as they thought to pace themselves, and satisfy eachother in 32 second increments, with 5 minute respites, they’d be fine.

Listen to your pal Mr. Last, he knows a lot about scratching and harems.

[Ash_Lee]

Favourite Chat-up line...
Bond. James Bond.

[Zeiken]

The first ski area opened today here in colorado. Glorious day!

[Nitzer]

Just three more rep points and i'll have double what I would have if I subtracted a thousand from a thousand and twenty five and multiplied it by ten.

[nebbit]

7thSon look what I bought yesterday at last http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/blob1.gif

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/flashgordan.jpg

[Diablo]

Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate...
Peter: ..what the hell does RANT mean?

[Anonymous Last]

7thSon look what I bought yesterday at last http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/blob1.gif

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/flashgordan.jpg


I have a new respect for you.

*happy tears*

[Tea Barking]

I'm disapointed with that film, noone actually flashes anyone!?
I tell everyone i meet this fact, and the strangers in the street that i tell have the nerve to tell me to fook off you weirdo.
But a nice docter gave me some pills and a nice white coat, which was nice.

[Anonymous Last]

I'm disapointed with that film, noone actually flashes anyone!?
I tell everyone i meet this fact, and the strangers in the street that i tell have the nerve to tell me to fook off you weirdo.
But a nice docter gave me some pills and a nice white coat, which was nice.
I’m more sorry than words could ever hope to convey.

[Zeiken]

I’m more sorry than words could ever hope to convey.

Oh, dont be. That nice man gave me pills too. I no longer have any expression or enthusiasm, but i do enjoy crumbling up the white pills and then mixing them with crumbled up blue ones, and every other wednesday i get two extra neon ones. And the coats are so cozy!

[Anonymous Last]

Oh, dont be. That nice man gave me pills too. I no longer have any expression or enthusiasm, but i do enjoy crumbling up the white pills and then mixing them with crumbled up blue ones, and every other wednesday i get two extra neon ones. And the coats are so cozy!


I cut up my package and crumble up the white pills with broken drywall and sell them in the hood with a lean smile to Pimpdashizzle's fellow ghetto dwellars. -Word-

I gots the Mots!

[Zeiken]

mmmm....kettle korn and sobe...

[acidburn]

Maybe this should just be called a random babble thread, It's oddly intruiging...

[7thson]

7thSon look what I bought yesterday at last http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/blob1.gif

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/flashgordan.jpg
If possible my respect for you has increased tenfold;)

[Anonymous Last]

Maybe this should just be called a random babble thread, It's oddly intruiging...


I like that name.

RANDOM BABBLE THREAD

[nebbit]

:babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling: :babbling:

[Zeiken]

yay! Go smilie Go!

[Nitzer]

One more point and I'll have 500!

[Zeiken]

congrats on 500 man. I remember just the other day i hit 1,009. I had never expected to get to 1,009. 1,008, sure, but 1,009? i was pretty proud of myself that day.

:)

[chicagofrog]

Hi Acidburn!
i'd say quod me destruit me nutrit!

[acidburn]

Hi Acidburn!
i'd say quod me destruit me nutrit!

hello there!! funny the day you comment,I change my signiture!!

[chicagofrog]

oh, you can always try to translate yr now loooong signature into Latin!! ;-))

[Anonymous Last]

That's no slip of the tongue, that's a speech impediment!

*Irretrievable 2 seconds*

[chicagofrog]

and me were thinking tigers DO NOT talk...

[Anonymous Last]

and me were thinking tigers DO NOT talk...
You would think that. It's getting me too shut up, now that's the trick.
I've said it once before and I'll say it again...sometimes a brother just gotta think outside the litter box, yo.

[chicagofrog]

sometimes a brother just gotta think outside the litter box, yo.

ooooh, twas sooo cozy in my litter box... ;)

[Zeiken]

somebody stole my box...
:(

[Anonymous Last]

somebody stole my box...
:(

Houston, we have a problem.

[Zeiken]

Oh, OH GOD! THERE IS A PROBLEM! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! AHHHHHH!

[Anonymous Last]

Oh, OH GOD! THERE IS A PROBLEM! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! AHHHHHH!

You'll be OK!

http://www.visualcomedian.com/underwear.jpg

[Zeiken]

oh man

[Zeiken]

Sunday morning- i think i'll do some laundry...
(just in case you care)

[chicagofrog]

anybody here has more of those laundry stories???? :-)

[Zeiken]

I got another one involving a duck and a chineese finger trap, but i dont think the mods will let me post it here. Its much too...........eeevvviiilll....

[Zeiken]

Alright- alright, im not about to let the 'Nothing Thread' pose a threat to us.

Anyone been playing the new grand theft auto lately? It friggin fantastic...

[gummo]

miami?

[gummo]

haha i mean vice city?

[Anonymous Last]

Alright- alright, im not about to let the 'Nothing Thread' pose a threat to us.

Anyone been playing the new grand theft auto lately? It friggin fantastic...
I think Sedai has.

[SamsoniteDelilah]

Are we going to divide up in to "Longests" and "Nothings" like the Sharks and the Jets?

[John McClane]

Anybody played the Sims 2? It is awesome.

[gummo]

I have watched someone play the sims 2.

[Zeiken]

Are we going to divide up in to "Longests" and "Nothings" like the Sharks and the Jets?

*snap, snap, snap*

[7thson]

The world needs more people like the SB,....yet at the same time they need less.......Lord I am stuck in a.....well a something?

[allthatglitters]

See why I love high school so much? I get to do crazy things like maiming pan dulce in English class, and then naming it after Homestar's best friend and a very significant but hardly seen character in Macbeth. Folks I give you PomPom Fleance: enjoy.

[birdygyrl]

See why I love high school so much? I get to do crazy things like maiming pan dulce in English class, and then naming it after Homestar's best friend and a very significant but hardly seen character in Macbeth. Folks I give you PomPom Fleance: enjoy.


You are one crazy chicklet!! ;)

[Nitzer]

See why I love high school so much? I get to do crazy things like maiming pan dulce in English class, and then naming it after Homestar's best friend and a very significant but hardly seen character in Macbeth. Folks I give you PomPom Fleance: enjoy.

That looks... delicious! :p

[Zeiken]

You.....made that....all...by yourself? uh.......Thats great...kiddo.....

[allthatglitters]

Of course I made it, not all by myself though. Its a rather long story but it starts with mi amigos and I naming it PomPom Fleance the reincarnated buddha monk bread version of PomPom (as seen on homestarrunner.com) and ends with us giving it to our Ap World teacher for her birthday. The people who like pan ducle kept on taking chunks out of PomPom, even though I am sure it was lead poisoned due to the massive amount of pencils we stuck in it. All in all, PomPom Fleance has become an icon.

[Zeiken]

Thats super!

[nebbit]

Of course I made it, not all by myself though. Its a rather long story but it starts with mi amigos and I naming it PomPom Fleance the reincarnated buddha monk bread version of PomPom (as seen on homestarrunner.com) and ends with us giving it to our Ap World teacher for her birthday. The people who like pan ducle kept on taking chunks out of PomPom, even though I am sure it was lead poisoned due to the massive amount of pencils we stuck in it. All in all, PomPom Fleance has become an icon.

What :goof:

[allthatglitters]

Only a few are priveleged to understand the meaning of life that PomPom Fleance emulates efortlessly in all his mexican sweet bread glory. Unfortunately, enlightenment of that sort is only given to precious few, at the moment the number is three.

[nebbit]

Only a few are priveleged to understand the meaning of life that PomPom Fleance emulates efortlessly in all his mexican sweet bread glory. Unfortunately, enlightenment of that sort is only given to precious few, at the moment the number is three.

Oh :goof:

[allthatglitters]

Oh :goof:

Clearly you're one of them.

[OG-]

You're*




:)

[allthatglitters]

Thanks OG :) I am always needing correcting *mumbles something about not having enough coffee*

[OG-]

Not a problem. :)

Coffee is gross. Drink Bawls.

[allthatglitters]

How dare you! The only reason I am alive is because my mother introduced me to coffee at age 5.

[Nitzer]

Not a problem. :)

Coffee is gross. Drink Bawls.

Best. Drink. Ever.

[OG-]

Bawls (http://www.bawls.com/) is the greatest thing to happen since things started happening.

[Nitzer]

Too bad it's like 2.25 a bottle :(

[allthatglitters]

You've all been brainwashed by starbucks.

[Nitzer]

Nope :nope: Bawls is better than anything that year old coffee producing company will ever make.

[allthatglitters]

Sure it is, but that is only because Starbucks is without a doubt the nastiest crap I've ever tasted in my life.

[Nitzer]

Sure it is, but that is only because Starbucks is without a doubt the nastiest crap I've ever tasted in my life.

Tru dat.

[allthatglitters]

Okay its been a blast being on these pages for more than 4 hours, but I really need to get my work done, it is due in less than 24 hours and I've got alot of murders to cover.

[OG-]

Quiter.

[Nitzer]

Okay its been a blast being on these pages for more than 4 hours, but I really need to get my work done, it is due in less than 24 hours and I've got alot of murders to cover.

That beats my record.

[Zeiken]

Man- I'm multitasking like a pro here. Forums, Rush Hour 2, phone, AIM, and downloading music all at the same time. Bow down, all! ;)

[nebbit]

Bow down, all! ;)

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/worship.gif

[Anonymous Last]

Anything less, would be uncivilized.

[chicagofrog]

Tyler Durden did tell us about the decline of civilisation...

[Anonymous Last]

Tyler Durden did tell us about the decline of civilisation...
"People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden."
You are not your posts...You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

http://www.albany.edu/~km4671/isp361/Pics/FightClub.jpg

[chicagofrog]

You are not your posts...

i do have to reply though... i'm so scared of staying by my :eek: 666th post!!!
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Bistro/1368/satanagram.gif

[Zeiken]

mmm.....cheetos...

[starrdarcy]

go longest thread!!!

My day, eat, sleep in, have *** with my girlfriend, and play x-box!!!

All in under 24 hours!

[Nitzer]

I had 592 rep points and 6 green boxes. Now i have 634 points and still 6 boxes. Shouldn't I have 7? Or is there some mistake.

[gummo]

My day, eat, sleep in, have *** with my girlfriend, and play x-box!!!


sounds like a glorious day!

[Equilibrium]

hi.

[nebbit]

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage10/14.gif

[chicagofrog]

My day, eat, sleep in, have *** with my girlfriend, and play x-box!!!


you lucky you! congrats! me too, i ate and slept and... :( well, OK, i played some X stuff without a box... :rolleyes:

[starrdarcy]

And somewhere out there a mod or admin is shaking his/her head...
I wonder if i could run for co-mod one of these years? I think not!!

[Garrett]

hi.

Hi. What have you been up to?

[Zeiken]

ya E, hi.

[Sinny McGuffins]

I had 592 rep points and 6 green boxes. Now i have 634 points and still 6 boxes. Shouldn't I have 7? Or is there some mistake.You'll probably get an answer if you post it in The User Reputation System (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=4673) thread.

[Zeiken]

I had 592 rep points and 6 green boxes. Now i have 634 points and still 6 boxes. Shouldn't I have 7? Or is there some mistake.

it goes up to 200 points per green block for a while. Then it goes up to 300 points per green block, and, as far as i know, it keeps going up.

[allthatglitters]

'Tis like the energizer bunny, 'cept the nergizer bunny keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

[Zeiken]

and on

[allthatglitters]

Just have to get the last word in don't you?

[nebbit]

Last word ;)

[Garrett]

Right here.

[nebbit]

Where http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/dontknow.gif

[Tea Barking]

Over there >>>

[Anonymous Last]

What the devil?

Looks like we are scraping the bottom of the bowl.

*high lights everyone's name*

[Zeiken]

Yup- so i just started eating cruelty-free meat. None of that processed crap that comes from those horribble horribble slaughterhouses. Its pretty good, too.

[starrdarcy]

then i have the last word! Hahahahah!!!

...no

[Anonymous Last]

then i have the last word! Hahahahah!!!

...no

Let's not get tough now. ok?

http://www.xmission.com/~boatinfo/images/sr/shred1.jpg

[starrdarcy]

me tough? Ok...

[nebbit]

Let's not get tough now. ok?

http://www.xmission.com/~boatinfo/images/sr/shred1.jpg

Is that you Non? ummmm errrrr nice :p

[Zeiken]

Pepto bismol.....my savior in the land of college food...