The Longest Thread..... EVER!!!!

[nebbit]

Yup- so i just started eating cruelty-free meat. None of that processed crap that comes from those horribble horribble slaughterhouses. Its pretty good, too.

ummmm what is cruelty-free meat :confused:

[chicagofrog]

what is cruelty-free meat

the opposite of kosher meat?

[Anonymous Last]

ummmm what is cruelty-free meat :confused:

the opposite of kosher meat?

I think it's meat that you have to grow instead of killing it.


Unless you eat the meat alive...just like vampires.

[Garrett]

I think it's meat that you have to grow instead of killing it.


I got this beef tree out in my backyard, that's where I get my meat.

[Anonymous Last]

Remember Sam the Butcher?

[chicagofrog]

Remember Sam the Butcher?

http://www.samthebutcher.com.au/images/img_prod_ob1.jpg

:licklips: yummie!!!!!!

http://www.samthebutcher.com.au/

or didya mean the band?

[Anonymous Last]

http://www.samthebutcher.com.au/images/img_prod_ob1.jpg

:licklips: yummie!!!!!!

http://www.samthebutcher.com.au/

or didya mean the band?
http://www.timemachinetoys.com/smalls/sam.JPG
Nope, I meant the butcher on Brady Bunch. The guy who was bringing Alice the pork.

[chicagofrog]

Nope, I meant the butcher on Brady Bunch. The guy who was bringing Alice the pork.

OK!!
:up:
when i said you're mysterious... ;)

[gummo]

Oh my, someone is honking a very loud horn outside. I was wondering if there was some sort of emergency so I looked out and it is just some kids misbehaving. Shouldn't they be in school? Oh wait, school is over for the day. Well it is raining, shouldn't they be inside? There I just told them to go away and stop honking the horn. I feel sorry for the parents. Although I bet they don't put up with that at home. Times like these I wish I still lived in the country.

[starrdarcy]

perhaps you should show them a piece of your mind, go and rough them up!!!

[Garrett]

The guy who was bringing Alice the pork.

:rotfl:

[Zeiken]

ummmm what is cruelty-free meat :confused:
all the animals are raised on open fields, no cages or chains, and they are treated humanely, unlike all the meat packing plants that supply most of America. I've seen some sick stuff, people just kicking these animals, dragging them by the neck, clubbing them over the head. Its no good.

[chicagofrog]

yeah, my mother only buys frog legs made in France, since she read that the ones imported from Thailand have been torn from the poor frog still alive! (at least in France they hit them dead before cutting the legs)...(but then again, France has foie gras...)

[Anonymous Last]

yeah, my mother only buys frog legs made in France, since she read that the ones imported from Thailand have been torn from the poor frog still alive! (at least in France they hit them dead before cutting the legs)...(but then again, France has foie gras...)

I think my mom uses Shake & Bake.

[starrdarcy]

i have nothing to say, i guess that's why the call it "the longest thread"

[Anonymous Last]

i have nothing to say, i guess that's why the call it "the longest thread"

You mean that I should not post a pic of my free willy wonka hanging out?

Thanks!

[starrdarcy]

i guess so...

[Zeiken]

yuuuup

[chicagofrog]

apropos longest thread... where or who is the needle by the way??

[Anonymous Last]

apropos longest thread... where or who is the needle by the way??
Go take a look in the hay stack.

[chicagofrog]

thanx, i'll do that. my weekend promised to be boring anyway... ;-)

[Zeiken]

both my roommates have left for the entire weekend. I stoked
!

[nebbit]

yeah, my mother only buys frog legs made in France,.)

What do they make them out of :eek:

[Zeiken]

tofu

[jrs]

What site did you get that avatar from Nebbs?

[blibblobblib]

Here is a song
It's not very long
PLEASE, Sing Along!
The words are hard to get wrong,
So sing along.....now or die. (http://www.rathergood.com/lalala/)

[allthatglitters]

Have you ever looked at your mouse and wonder if it could magically become a real mouse what you would do?

[jrs]

Here is a song
It's not very long
PLEASE, Sing Along!
The words are hard to get wrong,
So sing along.....now or die. (http://www.rathergood.com/lalala/)


I love it. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[nebbit]

What site did you get that avatar from Nebbs?

Sorry jrs, I don't remember :(

[Zeiken]

"If you want to view paradise
simply look around and view it.
anything you want to, do it.
Want to change the World?
There's nothing to it."

[mack]

Interesting. A nice thought. :D

[Zeiken]

Willy Wonka

[John McClane]

Willy Wonka
Yes!! I knew it. :)

[blibblobblib]

I think Jrs is the only one who realised my little song was a link to another ditty.

[gummo]

am i really here?

[Nitzer]

Me+Photoshop=pwnage :D

http://img110.exs.cx/img110/369/dawn.gif

[nebbit]

Great stuff :D

[Zeiken]

What a wonderful day it is today!

[gummo]

i feel good. i feel great. i feel wonderful.

[Zeiken]

anyone read comics? I just bought a few new issues...stokage...

[birdygyrl]

anyone read comics? I just bought a few new issues...stokage...

I think they're called graphic novels now..........no more comics. :(

[blibblobblib]

I just spent the whole day uploading my entire music collection to my mini Ipod. Its so cool, its a small green one. i call it my BoogerPod.

Actually thats not entirely true, i also spent some of the day playing Mario Party 5 on the game cube with my mates. I was the little round ghost who looks like a big fat white booger....

Me thinks i may have a fetish with boogers no?

[allthatglitters]

You want to have sex with boogers? That sounds very green and kinky.

[gummo]

hehehe me likes green and kinky

[chicagofrog]

What do they make them out of :eek:

you mean, apart from real, natural, succulent frogs?
frog meat is :cool: especially with lemon slices... :licklips:
and this is a frog talking... ;)

[chicagofrog]

hehehe me likes green and kinky

:p hehe, that reminds me... what is green and kinky and jumps very far? ;)

[nebbit]

what is green and kinky and jumps very far? ;)


http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif

[chicagofrog]

http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001909.gif

how could you guess? ;) :p :D

[Anonymous Last]

:p hehe, that reminds me... what is green and kinky and jumps very far? ;)
http://www.nefarious-240z.com/Pub/kermit.gif

[blibblobblib]

"What is Love?
Baby Dont hurt me,
Dont hurt me,
No more."

[Anonymous Last]

"What is Love?
Baby Dont hurt me,
Dont hurt me,
No more."


"uoh oh...
Oh I don't know
what can I do
what else can I say
it's up to you..."

[gummo]

leprachaun porn

[r3port3r66]

Haddaway!

[undead_bunny]

Mmmmmmmm Ice! It's like solid water! :eek:

[Anonymous Last]

Mmmmmmmm Ice! It's like solid water! :eek:
Well let's not try to retain it. Okey dokey?

[Zeiken]

I think they're called graphic novels now..........no more comics. :(

nono....there's a very large and distinct difference between comic books and graphic novels.

[allthatglitters]

blurb

[Zeiken]

is that blurb about me?

[allthatglitters]

Does everything have to be about you? Or would you just like it too?

[7thson]

I have a lot of comics that I collected over the years, I do not collect them anymore though. I even liked Thor, heck if it ws a comic I usually liked it. I cannot read todays stuff, and I am sure there is some good stuff out there, but I will just settle for the movies for the time being.

[nebbit]

I will just settle for the movies for the time being.

:yup:

[chicagofrog]

http://www.nefarious-240z.com/Pub/kermit.gif

:D :D :D :rotfl:
how do you do that? guessing all of my sexual fantasies? ;)

[Anonymous Last]

:D :D :D :rotfl:
how do you do that? guessing all of my sexual fantasies? ;)

I'm just going to moonwalk slowly away from that question.
-see ya-

[chicagofrog]

I'm just going to moonwalk slowly away from that question

nono! moonwalk faster!! :p :D :) :cool: ;) :eek: :D

[Anonymous Last]

Anonymous Last- Fact #2

I'm not too much of a cook, though besides grilling and making a mean bowl of cereal, I can throw together a delicious spaghetti dinner!

You just reminded me of Jack Lemmon in The Apartment.


http://www.jurassicdvd.com/catalog/images/Apartment.jpg

[SamsoniteDelilah]

You just reminded me of Jack Lemmon in The Apartment.

[allthatglitters]

One day I will look at a wall and start talking to it.

[gummo]

As long as it doen't talk back I suppose there is nothing wrong with that.

[nebbit]

As long as it doen't talk back I suppose there is nothing wrong with that.

Walls Can't talk! :eek:

[gummo]

oh yes they can!

[Anonymous Last]

oh yes they can!

Yup, they sure can. Also the lights will hum at you because I don't think they know the words.

[chicagofrog]

Walls Can't talk!
oh yes they can!

trouble starts when they don't speak the same language as you... :eek:

[Garrett]

This panel wins:
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/9809/pool1.jpg

[Zeiken]

lol.
except it doesnt make sense. but lol.

[Anonymous Last]

I like the -Blam blam blam- part.

[Zeiken]

Oh, because i liked the whole naked-old people part.


;)

[Garrett]

I like the -Blam blam blam- part.

I liked the part where he says "DIE!"

[nebbit]

http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001798.gif

[allthatglitters]

Yawn--wednesdays are so much fun.

[Zeiken]

Breckenridge ski resort just got a foot of snow.And its supposed to snow through saturday. (You know im skipping my friday class to go. :) )

Stokage.

[Garrett]

It's a sad world. (http://www.citypaper.com/comics/story.asp?id=5137)

It's a kind of funny world, too.

[chicagofrog]

sad world... funny world... a very good music reference!
viva Donnie!!

[Zeiken]

a pen exploded
within my mental construct
ink oozing around

[Anonymous Last]

a pen exploded
within my mental construct
ink oozing around

Try not to get the nothing of your own ink existing on the impact of your own actions. It can be a messy desire and illusion. Can you fight it is the key...

[Garrett]

sad world... funny world... a very good music reference!
viva Donnie!!

I wasn't referencing anything.

[Anonymous Last]

I wasn't referencing anything.

Hey...you're a natural, go with it!

[Zeiken]

do you do kung fu?
perfection within being
and swift flowing kicks.


(sorry. Im watchin Kung Fu: The series, and i couldnt help it.)

[nebbit]

http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001792.gif

[chicagofrog]

http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/animations/ani/final.gif

[nebbit]

http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00001901.gif

[chicagofrog]

hei you!!!!!!!!!!!
(thanx Nebbs!)

[nebbit]

Hei You :D

http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons3/frog.gif

[chicagofrog]

Hei You :D


that's how much i'm happy to see you!
:
http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/animations/ani/sqfroga.gif

;)

[Anonymous Last]

I hate skunks!

[chicagofrog]

I hate skunks!

what dya mean?
http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00000084.gif

[Anonymous Last]

I had a problem with a skunk last night...

[chicagofrog]

http://download.smiliemania.de/smilies132/00000953.gif

[gummo]

I think **** happens for a reason

[nebbit]

I think **** happens for a reason

I Hope not ;)

[Anonymous Last]

***** happening does not taste good.

[Zeiken]

moo

[nebbit]

Baa Baa http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001948.gif

[Anonymous Last]

Hey Nebbs, have you any wool?

I could not tell from this angle.

[gummo]

yes sir yes sir three bags full

[starrdarcy]

Go longest thread, i'm playing starcraft, nintendo 64 and using the forums all at the same time!

[Zeiken]

man- i really got into tea all of the sudden. Right now im drinking Mandarin Green Tea.
What teas do you like to drink?

[starrdarcy]

Coffee

[blibblobblib]

Well being an English Chap, i often find nothing beats a good ol' cup of PG Tips. None of this earl grey stuff. Maybe occasionally a cup of Lemon Tea, No milk of course. Tea for breakfast, Tea for Lunch and Tea for Dinner. What Ho. Chocs away. pip pip. Spit Spot etc etc...

[birdygyrl]

I like the "Earl Grey stuff...."

[Zeiken]

a friend of mine went to china on a mission trip or something, and brought me back a pack of 'real' green tea. I didnt even know what to do with it, it wasnt pre-divided into those little packages. :(

[Tea Barking]

I think i love you Zeiken :love:
I'm drinking english breakfast at the moment.
But i also drink pg tips and sometimes earl gray.
Might try the fruity stuff next, too much tea to try *drooool*
I'd love to go china and try thier tea, it's my lifes mission.

[Ash_Lee]

Baa Baa http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00001948.gif
If we were in Wales, that would be downright dodgy...

[gummo]

man- i really got into tea all of the sudden. Right now im drinking Mandarin Green Tea.
What teas do you like to drink?

Plain ol' Orange Pekoe. Red Rose is my favorite, Then Tetley.
However I usually just buy no name stuff. Except yesterday I bought Red Rose because it was on sale. Friends of mine drink Earl Grey which is OK, but I find that it tastes like Froot Loops. I take 2-3 sugars and milk. :)

[Ash_Lee]

Tetlea pyramid tea bags really aren't a gimmick as I used to think. It's better than the cheap supermarket types like the Co-Op or Tesco brands anyway, I always taste icing sugar in them for some reason...

Oh, and I have it black (no milk, no sugar). A pain to wash off the inside of the mug though.

[gummo]

Tetlea pyramid tea bags really aren't a gimmick as I used to think. It's better than the cheap supermarket types like the Co-Op or Tesco brands anyway, I always taste icing sugar in them for some reason...

Oh, and I have it black (no milk, no sugar). A pain to wash off the inside of the mug though.


Why did you think it was a gimmick? Just wondering cuz I don't know.

[Ash_Lee]

At the time it just seemed like another silly innovation to get more people to buy a product. Oops on my part...

[gummo]

Guess what???

I was complaining to my boyfriend about how we don't have a scanner and our digi cam sucks. He thought the same thing so now we are splitting on a new digi cam and scanner. There is a good deal in the Staples flyer. You get a digi cam with 3.2 megapixels, 3X optical, 5X zoom; also a 3in1 printer,scanner, and copier, it prints 18 ppm black, 13 ppm color and includes 4"x 6" photo paper and 64 MB memory card. All this is for $349.26 + tax. (Canadian) We are very seriously considering this deal. What we really want is the 5.3 MP with LCD screen for $499.50, but that is too expensive for us right now. We also want a scanner, so the first is the better deal. I can't wait to show you all old pictures....

[Zeiken]

I got a sweet deal on toilet paper the other day...

[Nitzer]

Discount paper = smelly fingers.

[Zeiken]

Smelly fingers = a lot of explaining to do.

[Nitzer]

http://www.hlfallout.net/forums/html/emoticons/on_14.gif

[Zeiken]

hey- all yous alls should check out live365. Bunches of free internet radio.

[r3port3r66]

Smelly fingers = a lot of explaining to do.

In the Army the teach you how to use just one square; and you know how thin that government TP is...

[chicagofrog]

In the Army the teach you how to use just one square; and you know how thin that government TP is...

now i understand the main purpose of a career in the Army! :p

[Anonymous Last]

In the Army the teach you how to use just one square; and you know how thin that government TP is...

In bootcamp I had to refer to that as Head Call Paper.

[starrdarcy]

today i got into a car crash...

[Zeiken]

and? you ok? is the car.......dead?

[Nitzer]

Omfg Hl2 Comes Out In Under 10 Hours W00t!!!!!!!!11

[2wrongs]

What does?

[Nitzer]

Omfg Hl2 Comes Out In Under 10 Hours W00t!!!!!!!!11

[2wrongs]

is that the stupid title or are you slangin' it up?

[Nitzer]

How DARE you call Half-Life 2 stupid! Screw you.

[Zeiken]

hey now....lets all play nice...

[Chef Brian]

How the heck was she supposed ot know Hl2 meant Half Life 2? I thought u meant Halo 2, and it was just some sort of dumb shortening.

Anyways, Starrdarcy- how'd u prang the car?

[Hail To The King]

The entire Evil Dead synopsis in a nutshell (coconut shell that is):

Am I insane? I wouldn't necessarily say I'm crazy, only because I've heard the voices and battled the godless things in the woods. Though I'd have to be crazy to believe..it all started with that damn book. The Necronomicon Ex Mortis, roughly translated - The Book Of The Dead.
Bound in human flesh and inked in blood it contained bizarre burial rights, prophecies and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living.
Professor Raymond Knowby unearthed the book and brought it to this remote cabin for study. He awoke something dark in the woods, something evil... it got the professor..and then, it came for me.
It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.
The professor's daughter, Annie, helped me fight the evil by reciting passages from the necronomicon. It worked..big time!
The girl died and I got a first class ticket to the 12th century where I lead a castle against an army of the dead.
They used passages from the book to get me back home - to Dearborn.
Even got my old job back and I met a great gal, Jenny, assistant manager of arts and crafts.
It was going great, then the nightmares began. Jenny thought I was crazy, but agreed to help. She thought it would be a good idea to return to the cabin - face my fears.....bad idea....
My evil self returned and sought to become all powerful with the book under his command. I chased him to ancient times, back to meet the screwhead that wrote the damn book.
Evil Ash thought he was a real bad-ass. Good, bad. I had the shotgun.
After ventilating my less than flattering doppelganger I returned to Dearborn with Jenny, only to find the Necronomicon had been issued in paperback and the evil was awakened once again.
Knowby's old chum Professor Eldridge had aquired the book and a powerful summoning stone that made him the lord of the dead. So it was up to yours truly to clean up the mess again. For free. Again.
So, what choices did I have? I suckerpunched Eldridge and his minions into the abyss and spake the words to deliver me to a time before the events of late. A long time before...Dorothy had it easy when all she did was click her heels...now I'm in ancient china, I think. Or is it Japan?
Some sicko wants the summoning stone to defeat some Gang called Khan or something...something tells me I can't count on him to help me get back to my time...and the Evil needs another reminder why I'm the king, baby. :cool:

[Hail To The King]

How DARE you call Half-Life 2 stupid! Screw you.

Whoa there. Nobodies screwing anyone! Without my permission...
I gotta say HL was cool, I didn't get into it as much as UNREAL TOURNAMENT though. HL2 looks decent enough, I'll give it a try anyway.
Right after I tire for BF1942....which would then leave me to tire of AVP2, after which I have to tire of Unreal....THEN I'll try HL2 ;)

[Anonymous Last]

Screw you

Play nice kids!

[chicagofrog]

screw you

reminds me of my job...

(1)
TERM screw fastener

Reference Wüster:Machine Tool 1968

Note {NTE} UDC:621.882.2
(2)
TERM screw fastening

Reference Wüster:Machine Tool 1968

Note {NTE} UDC:621.882.2
(3)
TERM threaded fastening

Reference Wüster:Machine Tool 1968

Note {NTE} UDC:621.882.2
(4)
TERM screw

Reference Wüster:Machine Tool 1968

Note {NTE} UDC:621.882.2



(1)
TERM skrue

Reference Prof.T.Wannheim,Technological Consulting Service
(2)
TERM bolt

Reference Prof.T.Wannheim,Technological Consulting Service



(1)
TERM Befestigungsschraube

Reference Wüster:Werkzeugmaschinen 1967

Note {NTE} DK:621.882.2
(2)
TERM Schraube

Reference Wüster:Werkzeugmaschinen 1967

Note {NTE} DK:621.882.2


Definition κοχλίας για τη συναρμολόγηση εξαρτημάτων.Συνήθως έχει κεφαλή και σπείρωμα κυλινδρικό ή μερικώς κωνικό(λαμαρινόβιδα,ξυλόβιδα)

Reference ΒΑΣ.ΦΙΛΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ,Χημικός-Μηχανικός
(1)
TERM κοχλία σύσφιξης

Reference ΒΑΣ.ΦΙΛΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ,Χημικός-Μηχανικός
(2)
TERM σπείρωμα σύσφιξης

Reference ΒΑΣ.ΦΙΛΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ,Χημικός-Μηχανικός



(1)
TERM tornillo de unión

Reference CSIC
(2)
TERM tornillo de sujeción

Reference CSIC



(1)
TERM kiinnitysruuvi

Reference Saksalais-suomalainen konepajatekniikan sanasto
(2)
TERM ruuvi

Reference Saksalais-suomalainen konepajatekniikan sanasto


Definition vis mâle servant à lier deux pièces ensemble; elle est le plus souvent munie d'une tête. Le filetage d'une vis d'assemblage est soit entièrement cylindrique, soit partiellement conique (vis-taraud, vis à bois)

Reference Wüster:Machine-Outil 1968
(1)
TERM vis d'assemblage

Reference Wüster:Machine-Outil 1968

Note {NTE} CDU:621.882.2
(2)
TERM vis

Reference Wüster:Machine-Outil 1968

Note {NTE} CDU:621.882.2



(1)
TERM vite di fissaggio

Reference G.Marolli,Diz.tecnico,Firenze,Le Monnier,1968



(1)
TERM bevestigingsschroef

Reference Kluwer's Universeel Technisch Woordenboek Duits-Nederlands,G.Schuurmans Stekhoven(ed.),1e dr.,1980,Kluwer Technische Boeken BV,Deventer/Antwerpen



(1)
TERM parafuso de montagem

Reference M.Junqueiro Assist.Conv.Fac.Eng.Porto


Definition utvändigt gängad cylindrisk kropp, avsedd för fastsättning, hopfogning, kraftöverföring eller överföring av rörelse i sin längdriktning

Reference SS-ISO 1891.-1982
(1)
TERM skruv

Reference SS-ISO 1891.-1982

[2wrongs]

How the heck was she supposed ot know Hl2 meant Half Life 2? I thought u meant Halo 2, and it was just some sort of dumb shortening.

That's what I was asking, Nitz. Geeze. You even shortened it wrong. You should put HL2. Not Hl2. :rolleyes:

Thanks for clarifying Chef!

[blibblobblib]

ChicagoFrog, your job looks very strange. Are you an Alien? or perhaps some other higher being/frog? It looks like your typing in tongues.

[Anonymous Last]

ChicagoFrog, your job looks very strange. Are you an Alien? or perhaps some other higher being/frog? It looks like your typing in tongues.

No...he's a protocol droid.

[chicagofrog]

No...he's a protocol droid.

OK, i'll try and translate that one!! ;)

an Alien, me? one thing in common is i'm green, but not so small for my age.............

[blibblobblib]

Ahh your a machine. Now i understand. Ive never met a machine before. Hello.

[chicagofrog]

Ahh your a machine. Now i understand. Ive never met a machine before. Hello.

hello! ;) :) :)
(but i'm not a machine, i've got feelings...)

[Ash_Lee]

I am...a Machine!
Dun dun dundundun, dun dun dundundun...

[2wrongs]

hello! ;) :) :)
(but i'm not a machine, i've got feelings...)
I'll call you Gigalo Joe?

[Anonymous Last]

I'll call you Gigalo Joe?
What does he know?

[2wrongs]

He knows how to please a lady.

[chicagofrog]

I'll call you Gigalo Joe?

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Gigalo_joe (http://)

... but i'm not (really) paedophilic :p

[2wrongs]

I can't see that attatchment

[chicagofrog]

i know, hence the editing...

[starrdarcy]

How DARE you call Half-Life 2 stupid! Screw you.
Go Nitzar! HL2 rocks, i already got it, heh heh...

[Zeiken]

he's a protocol droid.

Can you speak Bachi?

[Chef Brian]

Damn this 28.8k dial up at work- in the time I posted about 10 people posted. But to keep the thread going, I'll leave this post here and continue with the funkiness.

[allthatglitters]

My 1000th post. As I write this I begin to think if I've sold my soul to the devil, then I realize that I already did when I first picked up a mouse seven years ago. My thumb hurts.

[Chef Brian]

Ah, 1000 posts. The time when a n00b becomes a 1337 h4X0r.

Not really, but it's fun to think about it, isn't it?


I... hate you.... :P

[nebbit]

I hate using my husbands computer :(

[chicagofrog]

I hate using my husbands computer :(

and i hate using my computer as if it were my wife... :( :eek:

[starrdarcy]

I hate not having the internet

[Ash_Lee]

:suspicious:

I hate not having broadband

[Anonymous Last]

I hate the assmimes who live across the street from me.

[gummo]

I hate the word "hate"

[Ash_Lee]

"Dislike Intensely" then?

[starrdarcy]

Or maybe "The most Dislike" i don't know...

[Zeiken]

a bug flew into my eye,
and it wasnt a very good time.

[2wrongs]

a bug flew into my eye,
and it wasnt a very good time.
At least it wasn't your mouth. Nothing is worse than picking bug parts off your tongue. :sick:

[Zeiken]

Im glad i havnt had to expierence that...

[Anonymous Last]

Im glad i havnt had to expierence that...

Knock on wood, Zeiken, knock on wood.

[gummo]

a bug flew into my eye,
and it wasnt a very good time.


for you or the bug?

[r3port3r66]

Well if it was a Volkswagon...Zeiken!

[Chef Brian]

I hate it when bugs fly into the mouth, too. Especially flies, when u think about where they've been... x_x

[Sinny McGuffins]

It's worst when they crawl into your ear.

[Zeiken]

ewwww..

[nebbit]

My Computer is back up yeaaaaaah http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mememe.gif :D :D

[chicagofrog]

I hate it when bugs fly into the mouth, too. Especially flies, when u think about where they've been... x_x

i don't mind.http://allaboutfrogs.org/gallery/visitorart/more/clipfrog.gif

[2wrongs]

I hate it when bugs fly into the mouth, too. Especially flies, when u think about where they've been... x_x
This is really gross but I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person? Do they...*gulp* eat something off of us?

[chicagofrog]

[QUOTE=2wrongs] I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person? QUOTE]

all you need is love
i'm sure flies appreciate the Beatles too!

[blibblobblib]

This is really gross but I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person? Do they...*gulp* eat something off of us?Apparently, almost every single person has at least one freckle on their body, because as it turns out, Fly poo stains human flesh because of the acidity in it. They only look like little freckles but apparently everyone has them. If you ever have the wonderous experience of seeing some fly poo, like on a white plate for example, theyre just little brown spots, little poopy spots. I for example have absoloutly loads of freckles, my back arms and shoulders are so freckly....i dont really know why im admitting to this. It seems im a massive piece of Fly ***** rag :(

[chicagofrog]

Apparently, almost every single person has at least one freckle on their body, because as it turns out, Fly poo stains human flesh because of the acidity in it. They only look like little freckles but apparently everyone has them. If you ever have the wonderous experience of seeing some fly poo, like on a white plate for example, theyre just little brown spots, little poopy spots. I for example have absoloutly loads of freckles, my back arms and shoulders are so freckly....i dont really know why im admitting to this. It seems im a massive piece of Fly ***** rag :(

einh? you mean pretty redheads had their whole body covered with fly poo??
oh really?
poor Julianne Moore, i used to love yr freckles!

[Anonymous Last]

[QUOTE=2wrongs] I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person? QUOTE]

all you need is love
i'm sure flies appreciate the Beatles too!

Maybe 2wrongs was taking it back to the Rouge?

[SamsoniteDelilah]

This is really gross but I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person? Do they...*gulp* eat something off of us?
They plant tiny flags for their respective countries.

[2wrongs]

Apparently, almost every single person has at least one freckle on their body, because as it turns out, Fly poo stains human flesh because of the acidity in it. They only look like little freckles but apparently everyone has them. If you ever have the wonderous experience of seeing some fly poo, like on a white plate for example, theyre just little brown spots, little poopy spots. I for example have absoloutly loads of freckles, my back arms and shoulders are so freckly....i dont really know why im admitting to this. It seems im a massive piece of Fly ***** rag :(
WHAT?! I've never heard that! That's disgusting! :(

[chicagofrog]

They plant tiny flags for their respective countries.

apropos flag, how dya find this Californian one?
http://www.the-flag-center.com/store/images/CALIFORNIA%20FROG%20FLAG.jpg

[2wrongs]

i'm sure flies appreciate the Beatles too!
My quote is from Moulin Rouge. Remember the Elephant Love Song? It's a medly of popular love songs; I love that soundtrack.

[starrdarcy]

Today i just got laid off from my job, damn, i'll have to start looking for another...

[chicagofrog]

sorry to hear that! :(
http://allaboutfrogs.org/picts/morph4.gif

[starrdarcy]

yeah, i didn't like McDonalds anyways, perhaps i'll reapply. But after i recover my little mess up yesterday...

[Anonymous Last]

yeah, i didn't like McDonalds anyways, perhaps i'll reapply. But after i recover my little mess up yesterday...

Did you ever read my McDonald's post?

[SamsoniteDelilah]

sorry to hear that! :(
http://allaboutfrogs.org/picts/morph4.gif
Is that a pic of you?
Nice flag, by the way.

[starrdarcy]

Did you ever read my McDonald's post?
NO... I never read the post

[Anonymous Last]

NO... I never read the post

You should it will make you bite your ankle...just kidding it sucks and it's boring. You would have a better time wiping finger nail crust from your eyes.

[Zeiken]

AL's gettin close to 2,000.......we're all doomed...

[gummo]

Have you ever suddenly snapped-to and said wtf, where am I? And literally have no idea what the hell is going on?

[allthatglitters]

No. But I do have these big huge blank periods in my life.

New U2 song is on.

[Anonymous Last]

No. But I do have these big huge blank periods in my life.

Just as long as you don't make your boyfriend go to the store to buy what you need.

[Zeiken]

I hate the new U2 song. Its the beginning that gets me....uno, dos, tres, catorce!

[Chef Brian]

[QUOTE=2wrongs] I've always wondered what flies do when they land on you. What do they do? Why land on a person?
To have sex with your skin.........

[chicagofrog]

Is that a pic of you?
Nice flag, by the way.

i wish it were. tis a soulmate.

yep this flag is much better than the officially recognized one.
http://www.the-flag-center.com/store/images/CALIFORNIA%20FROG%20FLAG.jpg
:up:

http://www.california-flag.com/california/california_flag.gif

:down: well, OK, not so bad, but still...

[2wrongs]

To have sex with your skin.........
nuh-uh.
you're just bein' nast-tay.

[Zeiken]

"so there i was, in Sri Lanka, formerly Sri Lan, trying to find 500 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wouldnt go on stage...."

[starrdarcy]

nuh-uh.
you're just bein' nast-tay.
No, he's just being funny. This is the longest thread... ever!

[Zeiken]

...ever....

except of course word association...

[Anonymous Last]

It's not how big the thread is... but how we post in it.

[Zeiken]

Exactly.

[Zeiken]

We probably have more words than the word association thread anyway.

[Anonymous Last]

We probably have more words than the word association thread anyway.

...and way more foreplay!

[Zeiken]

and sexual innuendo out the wazoo

[2wrongs]

...and way more foreplay!
*giggling*
heh heh
he said "foreplay". I've never read the discription of this thread...why was it started? I shall go on a quest to know the answer.

ONWARD!

[Anonymous Last]

*giggling*
I shall go on a quest to know the answer.

ONWARD!

She has so much energy...

let's be quiet and observe what she does next. Shhhhh!

[2wrongs]

*panting and out of breath*
here's what I found out:
"I intend to overtake this part of MoFo, as The Longest Thread Ever. So everyone tell me about your day, every detail and break it up over several posts, and be sure to bump. And have fun while you're at it. "
So in a nutshell...this thread and it's purpose are totally right on track as far as being overly analytical and obnoxious.
*whew*
Success!

[Anonymous Last]

Somebody poke her with a branch and make her do it again.

[2wrongs]

:laugh:
I don't think I've posted this many little, laughing, faces before you came to MoFo.

[Anonymous Last]

:laugh:
I don't think I've posted this many little, laughing, faces before you came to MoFo.

Somebody has to clean all those little things up you know.

[starrdarcy]

Somebody has to clean all those little things up you know.
Your having waaaaaaay to much fun, I want it on the action!!!:rolleyes:

[Anonymous Last]

Your having waaaaaaay to much fun, I want it on the action!!!:rolleyes:

It's Friday! Everyone join in on the action. I see that even Sam finally came out & made it to play here today!

[SamsoniteDelilah]

It's Friday! Everyone join in on the action. I see that even Sam finally came out & made it to play here today!
Yup, had to come see what you were up to. :)

[Charismasloverno5]

Yay, I can finally join in on Something!!!

[gummo]

I have a belly ache..

[Anonymous Last]

I have a belly ache..Well, get it out woman!

[gummo]

how???? help!!!!!!!!

[2wrongs]

is it the kind of belly ache where you feel barfy? :(

[gummo]

nope, just an ache right now but i felt barfy last night and took gravol.

[Anonymous Last]

how???? help!!!!!!!!
You have to say, "Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho ... "

[Zeiken]

"and thats what its all about"

[2wrongs]

You have to say, "Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho ... "
Meka leka hi, meka chanie-ho.

[gummo]

You have to say, "Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho ... "


ok I will try that

Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho

[Zeiken]

aye, a fine plate o' mashers, nuttin better

[gummo]

what are mashers?

[starrdarcy]

I'm wondering as well... Zeiken fess up!!!

[Nitzer]

Mashed potatoes?

[Zeiken]

Yup. Mashers=mashed potatoes. (As they call them in Scotland.)

And now a could add a banger or two to them mashers, aye. ;)

[7thson]

up in the attic dies a weak pretty princess

opposites attract flies

[Zeiken]

gobblegobble....

[Nitzer]

What kind of a word is "snurtle"? curse you Shakespeare!

[Zeiken]

duh....a 'snurtle' is a sleepy turtle. Read it again, it makes perfect sense.

[Zeiken]

Oh god i am bored.

And what can i do to quell the boredom? THE LONGEST THREAD EVER!!! hahA!
So i'll tell a story...



Once upon a time there was a young man named Phil. Phil lived in a small fishing town on the coast of Ireland with his father, Phil Sr., and his mother, Ira. Day in, and day out, Phil would help his father with the family fishing business, ensuring the financial stability of his family.
But Phil was restless. Phil's heart had no room for fishing; it was crammed with thoughts of love, and far-away Cocktail Bars. Ever since he was a child, Phil had looked away, hoping to one day be able to follow the aspirations of the heart. But Phil could not. Phil was stuck. Phil was unhappy. This is where our story begins.
So Phil went down the hill to Clancy's Pub, to have a few drinks, and wash away his misery. Six or Seven Guinesses later, Phil found himself even more agitated that he was before. This was due to the fact that Phil began to see things next to him at the bar. He saw a Pirate, an old pirate, smelly and tattered. He saw a chicken with a monocle, smoking tobacco from a tobacco pipe. He saw a small dish of complimentary nuts, wherein somebody decided to ash their cigar. For some reason the chicken and the pirate became obsolete, and he grew more and more enraged at this soiled nut dish. Could someone have possibly mistaken that dish for an ash-tray? Was it the pirate? was it..........THE CHICKEN??
Phil jumped up in anger, fists ready to fly, and said "Aye, ya nut-soilin' sack-o-poultry! Put em up! Show me whatya got laddy!"
And to this, the chicken scoffed a mighty scoff.
"Sometin wrong, laddy? Ya some sort 'a....chicken?" Phil said.
"Nobody calls my chicken a chicken, nyar!" Said the Pirate.

to be continued...

[allthatglitters]

Oh god i am bored.

And what can i do to quell the boredom? THE LONGEST THREAD EVER!!! hahA!
So i'll tell a story...



Once upon a time there was a young man named Phil. Phil lived in a small fishing town on the coast of Ireland with his father, Phil Sr., and his mother, Ira. Day in, and day out, Phil would help his father with the family fishing business, ensuring the financial stability of his family.
But Phil was restless. Phil's heart had no room for fishing; it was crammed with thoughts of love, and far-away Cocktail Bars. Ever since he was a child, Phil had looked away, hoping to one day be able to follow the aspirations of the heart. But Phil could not. Phil was stuck. Phil was unhappy. This is where our story begins.
So Phil went down the hill to Clancy's Pub, to have a few drinks, and wash away his misery. Six or Seven Guinesses later, Phil found himself even more agitated that he was before. This was due to the fact that Phil began to see things next to him at the bar. He saw a Pirate, an old pirate, smelly and tattered. He saw a chicken with a monocle, smoking tobacco from a tobacco pipe. He saw a small dish of complimentary nuts, wherein somebody decided to ash their cigar. For some reason the chicken and the pirate became obsolete, and he grew more and more enraged at this soiled nut dish. Could someone have possibly mistaken that dish for an ash-tray? Was it the pirate? was it..........THE CHICKEN??
Phil jumped up in anger, fists ready to fly, and said "Aye, ya nut-soilin' sack-o-poultry! Put em up! Show me whatya got laddy!"
And to this, the chicken scoffed a mighty scoff.
"Sometin wrong, laddy? Ya some sort 'a....chicken?" Phil said.
"Nobody calls my chicken a chicken, nyar!" Said the Pirate.

to be continued...

Luv-you have many fine qualities, but tellings stories that make sense just isn't one of them. you did make me laugh though, so that should make you happy.

I must know though--Is the Pirate going to defend his chickens honor? If so, how? Where are the girls in your story? Clearly the lack of feminime heroism is going to contrast with the obvious reason that the first five letters in chicken is Chick.

[Zeiken]

Luv-you have many fine qualities, but tellings stories that make sense just isn't one of them. you did make me laugh though, so that should make you happy.

I must know though--Is the Pirate going to defend his chickens honor? If so, how? Where are the girls in your story? Clearly the lack of feminime heroism is going to contrast with the obvious reason that the first five letters in chicken is Chick.



gimme a break- i wrote it out of boredom. Off the top of my head.
And i made no hint as to the sex of the Pirate OR the Chicken, so actually, i am a bit insulted at your sexism.



;)

[nebbit]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//elefant.gif

[chicagofrog]

Meka leka hi, meka hiney ho

you should send that to the Translation Game thread!!
(a bit advertizing doesn't hurt, does it??)

[starrdarcy]

gimme a break- i wrote it out of boredom. Off the top of my head.
And i made no hint as to the sex of the Pirate OR the Chicken, so actually, i am a bit insulted at your sexism.



;)
Don't take the comments here to seriously.

[blibblobblib]

Im very bored also, and Zeikens writing extravaganze has spurred me onto the land of creativity myself. so lets play a game. Its called the The Pointless Poncy Way of Saying Things Game. Basically, i'll describe an action, like turning the hoover on and doing some hoovering, but i'll say it in a poncy way, and you have to guess what the action is. OH THE FUN. If none of you decide to play thats fine......until my sweet revenge.

As her all powerful fingers slid along the beige worktop like a dolphin sliding across the dancing moon of a summer nights surf, they touched the slender green ledge, enforcing their infinite strength upon it, till its resisting force could withstand no more and buckled under the pressure of those feminine digits. In the time it takes for a universe to explode with infinite magnificance, and the grace and deadly beauty of the power of mother nature's core, the coiled serpants begin to writhe and humm. At first they withstand the force of the pulsing life that flows through their twisted interiors, but slowly, oh so slowly for them, they glisten and shimmer in the manipulating heat of the chamber. Brighter....brighter! As their fire burns, their helpless captives form a relationship with these coiled serpants. As the gods of heat make it burn and glow brighter, so do they, changing colour and texture as the coils of calamity enflict their buring loins on their prisoners. the heat grows, the fire glows until, just as that force on the ledge begun all the pain and flavour, it relents at this power and in the blink of an eye, and the power of the infinite, the coils retreat, the ledge explodes, and the captives are free'd. Higher and faster, gaining all the height and speed to reach the furthest stars. In their freedom they feel the sadness of all mortal subjects for they know they have been sent soaring into their heaven where they meet their fate. But down below, Slowly, oh so slowly, the coiled serpants grow dimmer...and dimmer...waiting.

[starrdarcy]

Im very bored also, and Zeikens writing extravaganze has spurred me onto the land of creativity myself. so lets play a game. Its called the The Pointless Poncy Way of Saying Things Game. Basically, i'll describe an action, like turning the hoover on and doing some hoovering, but ill say it in a pncy way, you have to guess what the action is. OH THE FUN. If none of you decide to play thats fine......until my sweet revenge.

As her all powerful fingers slid along the beige worktop like a dolphin sliding across the dancing moon of a summer nights surf, they touched the slender green ledge, enforcing their infinite strength upon it, till its resisting force could withstand no more and buckled under the pressure of those feminine digits. In the time it takes for a universe to explode with infinite magnificance, and the grace and deadly beauty of the power of mother nature's core, the coiled serpants begin to writhe and humm. At first they withstand the force of the pulsing life that flows through their twisted interiors, but slowly, oh so slowly for them, they glisten and shimmer in the manipulating heat of the chamber. Brighter....brighter! As their fire burns, their helpless captives form a relationship with these coiled serpants. As the gods of heat make it burn and glow brighter, so do they, changing colour and texture as the coils of calamity enflict their buring loins on thie prisoners. the heat grows, the fire glows until, just as that force on the ledge begun all the pain and flavour, it relents at this power and in the blink of an eye, and the power of the infinite, the coils retreat, the ledge explodes, and the captives are free'd. Higher and faster, gaining all the height and speed to reach the furthest stars. In their freedom they feel the sadness of all mortal subjects for they know they have been sent soaring into their heaven where they meet their fate. But down below, Slowly, oh so slowly, the coiled serpants grow dimmer...and dimmer...waiting.
WOW! Great bit, keep it up! I like your use of words...:D :D

[allthatglitters]

Im very bored also, and Zeikens writing extravaganze has spurred me onto the land of creativity myself. so lets play a game. Its called the The Pointless Poncy Way of Saying Things Game. Basically, i'll describe an action, like turning the hoover on and doing some hoovering, but i'll say it in a poncy way, and you have to guess what the action is. OH THE FUN. If none of you decide to play thats fine......until my sweet revenge.

As her all powerful fingers slid along the beige worktop like a dolphin sliding across the dancing moon of a summer nights surf, they touched the slender green ledge, enforcing their infinite strength upon it, till its resisting force could withstand no more and buckled under the pressure of those feminine digits. In the time it takes for a universe to explode with infinite magnificance, and the grace and deadly beauty of the power of mother nature's core, the coiled serpants begin to writhe and humm. At first they withstand the force of the pulsing life that flows through their twisted interiors, but slowly, oh so slowly for them, they glisten and shimmer in the manipulating heat of the chamber. Brighter....brighter! As their fire burns, their helpless captives form a relationship with these coiled serpants. As the gods of heat make it burn and glow brighter, so do they, changing colour and texture as the coils of calamity enflict their buring loins on their prisoners. the heat grows, the fire glows until, just as that force on the ledge begun all the pain and flavour, it relents at this power and in the blink of an eye, and the power of the infinite, the coils retreat, the ledge explodes, and the captives are free'd. Higher and faster, gaining all the height and speed to reach the furthest stars. In their freedom they feel the sadness of all mortal subjects for they know they have been sent soaring into their heaven where they meet their fate. But down below, Slowly, oh so slowly, the coiled serpants grow dimmer...and dimmer...waiting.

Magnifico! Is your female heroine turning on the electric stove?

[blibblobblib]

Magnifico! Is your female heroine turning on the electric stove?
OOooh you are close ATG, close indeed. Keep guessing!

[allthatglitters]

OOooh you are close ATG, close indeed. Keep guessing!

Turning on the oven? Which makes more sense since i just re-read the chamber part. . .

[blibblobblib]

No, still close, the answer to what you seek is in the writing, look closer!

[allthatglitters]

A toaster prehaps?

[blibblobblib]

A toaster prehaps?
BINGO! Congratumalations ATG, Rep is on its way to your warm green-dotted heart. You found your answer.

[starrdarcy]

I'm not sure, i give up already...