The WTF Thread

Poo-pourri

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However, the sad thing is I already know that if I tell my sister about this, she'll be ordering one quicker than light.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

I find the poo-pouri more disturbing than the woman leaving mean notes for fat kids on Halloween. People just don't surprise me like they used to.

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Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
-Daniel, There Will Be Blood

After the *ahem* c---t signature...

P.S. Please egg my house, car, pets, mailbox, and anything else you can think of.

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"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer" ~ Comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)

It would have been funnier if the mean Halloween note included a diet recipe on the back.

K-Mart Christmas commercial for Joe Boxer.

That was kind of awesome, I have to admit.

I despise K-Mart, but I love that commercial. It's just extremely unfortunate that it's a K-Mart commercial.

What the Hell does that mean? If they claimed they could create a substitute for a heart, I might be able to see that. (it just needs to pump blood to the entire body)

But I don't understand what 3d printing is...

3D printing - Wikipedia

I just saw that commercial today. It's pretty funny, especially the guy at the end.

... with goosebumps.

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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I would literally pay a woman to walk around in public carrying this.

Some women do, but not as a purse.

I wouldn't be that surprised if they made Ben Affleck a gay Batman. It's bound to happen to the caped crusader eventually. I don't think there is a comic storyline where he actually comes out, but there are plenty of hints.

EDIT: Or at least bisexual. I guess Bruce needs a lady around his arm as well.

This isn't a real comic book or anything, but it's hilarious. Glad I found it so quickly.

[Possible malware image removed]

Nope, I just made that up. If the movie has enough scenes of Affleck and Cavill doing suggestive things, fanboys and fangirls everywhere will go wild...

They could put a little dance number in. That would make it memorable.

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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

Something I found on a religious person's Facebook.

I don't understand what's going on here and there are animals with bigass wings.

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