What films would be funny if you watched in reverse

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If you watch jaws in reverse it's about a caring and helpful shark that gives limbs to disabled people and helps fix boats.


If you watch 127 Hours in reverse it's about a man who finds his arm in the desert and spends the entire film reattaching it.



Irréversible (2002)

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A taxi driver finds a young lady and sells her into a life of prostitution and sells his guns after he decides he doesn't need them, having rescued and resuscitated a handful of low level pimps. He slowly gains his sanity, breaks up with a campaign worker after she becomes offended that he wouldn't take her to a porno and then quits his job as a taxi driver in NYC to move back to the Midwest and join the Marines.
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Every heist movie is men with guns and big bags of money breaking into a bank, shoving it full of cash, and getting away. Then the bank opens for business.



Night of the Living Dead would be about a resurrected black man that wakes up in a house full of dead people when a posse of rednecks start shooting it. After he hides in the basement, the posse scatters but then a group of zombies come and start resurrecting the dead people in the house. The man starts kicking them out, including a blonde woman that then goes into a cemetery where she scares a lone zombie away from her father's grave but not before he resurrects her brother. They then get in their car and drive away.
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Alien - a human-sized alien being shrinks down, climbs in a dude's belly and eventually gets spat into an egg for safe-keeping.
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It'd be funny watching Nazis spill out of the Ark of the Covenant and then watch as Indiana Jones and the Nazis continually try to pass the ark off to each other like they really, really don't want it.
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In Seven, two detectives pick up a serial killer in a remote location, take him into the city where they release him so he could reattach the lead detective wife's head. The guy then goes on to fix the face of a disfigured woman, drag a man out of a whorehouse, reattach some flesh to an attorney's belly, and help an obese man puke lots of spaghetti before vanishing away.



It'd be funny watching Nazis spill out of the Ark of the Covenant and then watch as Indiana Jones and the Nazis continually try to pass the ark off to each other like they really, really don't want it.
All the Indy movies would involve Indy stealing artifacts from museums and hiding them in tombs.