Good christ. You may need an arcade unit to support the weight
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I snagged 3 months of Gold and tried out the GTA heists on 360...
In many ways my favourite bit was just checking out the content that's been added over the last year. This wee bug was loads of fun...
It can fit down narrow alleys normally the preserve of bikes & peds alone. Great for evading hordes of cops even in the puny vanilla version
Heists themselves are even more bogged down in the standard lobby lull & 'find people who aren't complete morons' malaise than usual. The new cut scenes are all cool, but they do make the process even longer. (People dropping out because you're not skipping the scene, when you can't skip it the first time you play that heist, shows you the kind of thing you're up against here).
When I
did manage to get through a few set pieces they were kinda promising though. Lots of potential for insane set pieces and cartoon collaboration, and for things to go horribly wrong of course. Plenty of soft restart points meant failing in a fun way was often fine though. Could definitely do with some non-troll types with mikes to really get the best out of it, but it's got something. That's if they escalate the jobs in the way I think they might.
*EDIT* Also, the money helps... Part of the reason I stopped playing GTA online was, aside from the lack of objective, there was a premium on fun. Every time you fired your weapon, whether in open play or a game-mode, it cost you (in that you'd have to buy the ammo back in most cases. And the more fun the weapon the more costly). It was good in some ways - everyone wasn't just leaving sticky-bombs everywhere, but there was definitely a heist-shaped hole as far as earnings were concerned. Now they're here I'm chucking daft devices about with much more abandon, and saving up for even sillier ones, not to mention thoroughly ludicrous vehicles. (You still have to watch you don't splurge all your cash, but it's more of an enjoyable weather eye rather than a fear you'll have to stop firing your gun at all). Tis better