Flirting with Disaster 2/22/16
by Iroquois
What follows is a comedy of errors that sees Stiller, Arquette, and Leoni travel all over the country following up lead after lead to apparently amusing results. ...
Pee-wee's Big Adventure 2/15/16
by Iroquois
The humour in Pee-wee's Big Adventure tends to be broad and family-friendly; while that isn't necessarily an obstacle to a film being funny, none of the jokes ever really seem to land. ...
Grabbers 2/14/16
by Iroquois
It is at this point that the island's alcoholic chief constable (Richard Coyle) comes up with a foolproof plan - get everyone on the island drunk enough to ward off alien attacks and keep them contained within the island's solitary pub. ...
Piranha 3D 2/10/16
by Iroquois
Of course, people who have made the decision to actually sit down and watch Piranha 3D know that they're not supposed to get much in the way in a layered plot or compelling characters - they just need to not be too annoying as the film speeds through its mercifully brief 90-minute running time. ...
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 2/05/16
by Iroquois
With the possible exception of the first film, the Twilight films tend to be rather poorly-paced affairs that often spend their first half or so following the characters as they meander around the picturesque (if perpetually overcast) Pacific Northwest setting, with only the occasional scene of fore... ...
Ghosts of Mars 1/31/16
by Iroquois
The decision to have Natasha Henstridge's clean-cut (but hetero!) heroine describe the film's events to a mostly-female tribunal is overshadowed by the scene's general redundancy, while the extent of the so-called matriarchy involves a handful of throw-away references to lesbianism in the middle of ... ...
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 1/23/16
by Iroquois
It practically feels like an epilogue as it finally resolves the love triangle that drove the last two or three films by having human protagonist Bella (Kristen Stewart) marry her vampire boyfriend, Edward (Robert Pattinson), which understandably doesn't sit well with unfortunate werewolf Jacob (Tay... ...
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 1/13/16
by Iroquois
Just like New Moon, Eclipse has the odd moment that threatens to redeem the film; however, such moments are ultimately lost in the fray as the film sacrifices potentially decent characterisation for the sake of some ultimately underwhelming action scenes and the same weak romantic plotline that make... ...
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 1/12/16
by Iroquois
That's without counting the ways in which the film does start to get bogged down in its main plot, which primarily consists of Bella hanging around her small town with friends and occasionally becoming privy to certain truths involving the local Native American population; while this does make the f... ...
Overboard 1/12/16
by Iroquois
Though Hawn cannot remember her identity, she still retains her same snobby personality and thus the film gleans most of its comedy from her struggling to adjust to Russell's good-ole-boy lifestyle, which includes looking after his feral sons and his dilapidated homestead. ...