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Connor Macgregor Reviews...TWILIGHT...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So my friends i have arrived at the worst...the horrific...the ever terrible...Twilight. Lets begin with part 1.
Bella Swan has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, Bella never cared about fitting in with the trendy, plastic girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school. When her mother remarried and Bella chooses to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she didn't expect much of anything to change. But things do change when she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen. For Edward is nothing like any boy she's ever met. He's nothing like anyone she's ever met, period. He's intelligent and witty, and he seems to see straight into her soul. In no time at all, they are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance - unorthodox because Edward really isn't like the other boys. He can run faster than a mountain lion. He can stop a moving car with his bare hands. Oh, and he hasn't aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he's immortal. That's right - vampire. But he doesn't have fangs - that's just in the movies. And he doesn't drink human blood, though Edward and his family are unique among vampires in that lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. Somehow or other, they will have to manage their unmanageable love. But when unexpected visitors come to town and realize that there is a human among them Edward must fight to save Bella? A modern, visual, and visceral Romeo and Juliet story of the ultimate forbidden love affair - between vampire and mortal.
Where do i start. Well first of all the music sucks. It is meant to be potraying the feelings of the characters , but to be honest it doesn`t. It gets on your nerves and thats round about it. Secondly The Performances are all pretty crap. Kristen Stewart mumbles her lines like "...mamamamamamamama" and Robert Pattison comes and hes like "mamamamamama" and then Kristen is like "mamamamamamama" and so on and so forth. Also no chemistry between them whatsoever. They try but my god they suck. So does this story. Its dull and drippy and in the end just makes me sick.
Edward is just a mad control freak. Many people say "He just wants to protect Bella". ********. He wants to distant her away from everyone and keep Bella away from her friends (Who lets face it are arseholes) and her dad (Who is pretty cool). Yeah i don`t care what other people think , The Cullens are all pretty twisted people.
Overall Its crap , Dull , Terrible and just a waste of time. Want my advice...watch True Blood...its better.
Rating - 15% - D+
Connor Macgregor Reviews...TWILIGHT...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So my friends i have arrived at the worst...the horrific...the ever terrible...Twilight. Lets begin with part 1.
Bella Swan has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, Bella never cared about fitting in with the trendy, plastic girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school. When her mother remarried and Bella chooses to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she didn't expect much of anything to change. But things do change when she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen. For Edward is nothing like any boy she's ever met. He's nothing like anyone she's ever met, period. He's intelligent and witty, and he seems to see straight into her soul. In no time at all, they are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance - unorthodox because Edward really isn't like the other boys. He can run faster than a mountain lion. He can stop a moving car with his bare hands. Oh, and he hasn't aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he's immortal. That's right - vampire. But he doesn't have fangs - that's just in the movies. And he doesn't drink human blood, though Edward and his family are unique among vampires in that lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. Somehow or other, they will have to manage their unmanageable love. But when unexpected visitors come to town and realize that there is a human among them Edward must fight to save Bella? A modern, visual, and visceral Romeo and Juliet story of the ultimate forbidden love affair - between vampire and mortal.
Where do i start. Well first of all the music sucks. It is meant to be potraying the feelings of the characters , but to be honest it doesn`t. It gets on your nerves and thats round about it. Secondly The Performances are all pretty crap. Kristen Stewart mumbles her lines like "...mamamamamamamama" and Robert Pattison comes and hes like "mamamamamama" and then Kristen is like "mamamamamamama" and so on and so forth. Also no chemistry between them whatsoever. They try but my god they suck. So does this story. Its dull and drippy and in the end just makes me sick.
Edward is just a mad control freak. Many people say "He just wants to protect Bella". ********. He wants to distant her away from everyone and keep Bella away from her friends (Who lets face it are arseholes) and her dad (Who is pretty cool). Yeah i don`t care what other people think , The Cullens are all pretty twisted people.
Overall Its crap , Dull , Terrible and just a waste of time. Want my advice...watch True Blood...its better.
Rating - 15% - D+