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Adam
(directed by Max Mayer, 2009)
[Exclusive DRUNK Review!]
Before going into this review, you should know that I am not actually drunk while writing this review. I was drunk watching the movie. That's my disclaimer. There is not really any false advertising. Onto the review....
Here we have a sweet little movie about a guy who has Asperger's Syndrome (Hugh Dancy as Adam), a form of autism that allows you to function better than an autistic person, yet you're still curiously odd, but at the same time, you can be pretty smart - a genius, in fact.
Anyway, the guy has a romance with his new neighbor, Beth (Rose Byrne). Meanwhile, I was having a romance with Captain Morgan.
Wow -- lemme tell ya -- that pirate knew how to steer my ship. It wasn't long before I had swallowed all of his hot, burning liquid...
And wound up drunk in the movie theatre!
See, I happened to sneak those little bottles of booze into the theatre by putting them in my pocket (stupid gender roles won't allow me to own a purse, where carrying such things would be easier!) and anyway, I drank them all, and by the time I was done, the audience had stopped watching Adam and started watching Adrunk!
It was the most fantastic movie ever. I can't really remember what happened after about thirty minutes into it, but I remember really rooting for Adam to get laid. Every time they said something that put Adam closer in the direction of a bed, I smiled real big and gave a big thumbs up.
A few times, I think I verbally congratulated Adam.
Anyway...
They do have sex! BUT THERE WASN'T NUDITY. Thank God, though. If Adam had been running around completely naked, I might have possibly been so openly turned on that the only person I'd be giving this review to is Pee Wee Herman. Though, Hugh Dancy really isn't my type, so I doubt that there, but you can never be sure when you're drunk ~ right, guys?
At the end of the movie, I applauded. It was like a new Star Wars movie was rolling its end credits. I was the only person in the theatre applauding it.
I heard that Adam was bad by my friend who went with me (and stayed sober). He was disappointed.
I can't remember most of the movie. But I had a good time!
NO STARS (it wouldn't be fair to rate this movie).
CAPTAIN MORGAN --
(directed by Max Mayer, 2009)
[Exclusive DRUNK Review!]
Before going into this review, you should know that I am not actually drunk while writing this review. I was drunk watching the movie. That's my disclaimer. There is not really any false advertising. Onto the review....
Here we have a sweet little movie about a guy who has Asperger's Syndrome (Hugh Dancy as Adam), a form of autism that allows you to function better than an autistic person, yet you're still curiously odd, but at the same time, you can be pretty smart - a genius, in fact.
Anyway, the guy has a romance with his new neighbor, Beth (Rose Byrne). Meanwhile, I was having a romance with Captain Morgan.
Wow -- lemme tell ya -- that pirate knew how to steer my ship. It wasn't long before I had swallowed all of his hot, burning liquid...
And wound up drunk in the movie theatre!
See, I happened to sneak those little bottles of booze into the theatre by putting them in my pocket (stupid gender roles won't allow me to own a purse, where carrying such things would be easier!) and anyway, I drank them all, and by the time I was done, the audience had stopped watching Adam and started watching Adrunk!
It was the most fantastic movie ever. I can't really remember what happened after about thirty minutes into it, but I remember really rooting for Adam to get laid. Every time they said something that put Adam closer in the direction of a bed, I smiled real big and gave a big thumbs up.
A few times, I think I verbally congratulated Adam.
Anyway...
They do have sex! BUT THERE WASN'T NUDITY. Thank God, though. If Adam had been running around completely naked, I might have possibly been so openly turned on that the only person I'd be giving this review to is Pee Wee Herman. Though, Hugh Dancy really isn't my type, so I doubt that there, but you can never be sure when you're drunk ~ right, guys?
At the end of the movie, I applauded. It was like a new Star Wars movie was rolling its end credits. I was the only person in the theatre applauding it.
I heard that Adam was bad by my friend who went with me (and stayed sober). He was disappointed.
I can't remember most of the movie. But I had a good time!
NO STARS (it wouldn't be fair to rate this movie).
CAPTAIN MORGAN --