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As I previously mentioned earlier on a separate thread, for my birthday I received a collection of 50 of the cheesiest and most hilarious sci-fi movies ever made, and I just think it might of been the greatest gift I have ever received. The first film I decided to watch from this collection was Laser Mission, which was more of and action movie than because there are no actual lasers in the entire film, but it was still cheesy and hilarious regardless. This film has enough cheesy one-liners, terrible actors, and terrible dialog to make any fan of so bad it's good movies call it an instant classic.
The film follows the late Brandon Lee as Michael Gold as he tries to rescue a brilliant laser scientist played by Ernest Borgnine from the KGB, who are trying to use his knowledge to create a laser weapon that will destroy the United States! Gold is helped by the professors' daughter played by Debi Monahan, and the two take out multiple military goons as they fight there way to the evil Colonel Kalishnov. Based on that plot description alone, you should already know exactly what kind of movie Laser Mission is. The funniest part of this entire movie is the terrible dialog. After Michael Gold crashes through a roof of a family eating dinner he say, "I just stopped by to say... bon appetite!" and this had me in stitches. The entire movie had be laughing, from the terrible acting, to the terrible editing, to the terrible editing, to the multiple plot holes.
Laser Mission was definitely a great time, and I will probably watch it again along with the other 49 movies left on the DVD collection. This movie was absolutely hilarious and I would recommend this for anyone who like movies like The Room, Birdemic Shock and Terror, or any of the Godzilla movies I reviewed before . This might have been one of the worst movies I have ever seen, but it was also probably one of the best movie watching experiences I ever had.
LASER MISSION
As I previously mentioned earlier on a separate thread, for my birthday I received a collection of 50 of the cheesiest and most hilarious sci-fi movies ever made, and I just think it might of been the greatest gift I have ever received. The first film I decided to watch from this collection was Laser Mission, which was more of and action movie than because there are no actual lasers in the entire film, but it was still cheesy and hilarious regardless. This film has enough cheesy one-liners, terrible actors, and terrible dialog to make any fan of so bad it's good movies call it an instant classic.
The film follows the late Brandon Lee as Michael Gold as he tries to rescue a brilliant laser scientist played by Ernest Borgnine from the KGB, who are trying to use his knowledge to create a laser weapon that will destroy the United States! Gold is helped by the professors' daughter played by Debi Monahan, and the two take out multiple military goons as they fight there way to the evil Colonel Kalishnov. Based on that plot description alone, you should already know exactly what kind of movie Laser Mission is. The funniest part of this entire movie is the terrible dialog. After Michael Gold crashes through a roof of a family eating dinner he say, "I just stopped by to say... bon appetite!" and this had me in stitches. The entire movie had be laughing, from the terrible acting, to the terrible editing, to the terrible editing, to the multiple plot holes.
Laser Mission was definitely a great time, and I will probably watch it again along with the other 49 movies left on the DVD collection. This movie was absolutely hilarious and I would recommend this for anyone who like movies like The Room, Birdemic Shock and Terror, or any of the Godzilla movies I reviewed before . This might have been one of the worst movies I have ever seen, but it was also probably one of the best movie watching experiences I ever had.