Kong: Skull Island
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Score:
Well, here we go again.
I’m not an art house snob, I love me a good brainless action packed popcorn muncher when they come along (which, good ones, at least in America, are tragically few and far between). But is it so hard for filmmakers to balance spectacle with intelligent, or at the very least, well-written dialogue? Characters beyond one dimension? Anything to keep the story involving in between the money shots? Apparently so. While Kong: Skull Island is not as abysmal as Jurassic World, and maybe a smidge more entertaining than the frustratingly inconsistent Godzilla, it still doesn’t excuse the film or make it easy to recommend.
Granted, if I were 8-12 I probably would have loved it. And no insult intended to adults who enjoyed this, even I enjoyed it on more than one occasion. But for every aspect that actually works, which in this case are the outstanding special effects, and eye-popping, spectacular, cinematography, there is always a scene right around the corner to bring everything down again. When the film is attempting to focus on the human side of the story, it’s a complete failure and total bore. When it embraces it’s B-movie monster sequences, it can occasionally be quite thrilling. Occasionally. Unfortunately, a lot of the aforementioned sequences involving the creatures that inhabit the island are over before they even begin.
Which brings me to my next complaint, Kong: Skull Island is the first film I can think of that at once drags and yet feels too rushed. It’s incredibly inconsistent. There are some sequences that you think are about to build to something truly epic, but then end before the exhilaration kicks in. Like a sequence involving a particularly large arachnid, beginning with a genuine sense of apprehension, and a rather nasty flash of a disposable characters death. Then rapid gunfire, hacks and slashes, and cue the next scene. The thrill of this scene in particular is quickly lost. Many of the monster encounters are quite similar, the only ones coming close to doing it right involve the initial Kong reveal, a “Skull Crawler” attack shrouded in smoke, and the final battle. But even these solid moments are undermined by a lack of any real stakes or suspense. Instead it’s all surface appeal, not a single ounce of depth to be found, and again, usually finishing before they really start to get going.
As for the cast, well, we have Tom Hiddleston, Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, John Goodman, and John C. Reilly among them, but they all seem so bored in their roles, that we don’t really care if/when something happens to them. Reilly is the closest thing the film comes to having a heart and more than just one note to his character, but it’s not some supporting performance that steals the show, he simply stands out because he is the only one that seems to have any energy and life in him. Plus, most of the jokes falling on the corny side barely elicited a chuckle out of me. All these actors, who have all been great in the past, seemed to have known they had not much to work with and are playing second fiddle to the special effects, battles, and explosions. Thus none of them seem to really be putting much effort into their performances at all.
With that said, the film is a visual stunner. From the lush terrain of the island, to a Refn-esque lighting in a club, to the camera not suffering from unfocused shakiness. Nearly every shot is delicious to drink in. The cinematography pops with vivid hues, and the action rarely suffers from Michael Bayhem level incoherence. Kong, and the other monsters, are truly state of the art and jaw dropping in their creation. Rarely are these beasts ever less-than-convincing. It’s just unfortunate they are never utilized as much as they could have. It’s all razzle dazzle, but not enough to elevate its flaws on nearly every other level. Most of them just seem kind of there for the sake of showing off technical advances, instead of incorporating them organically into the story. They pop up, they leave, and that’s that.
Ultimately, Kong: Skull Island is yet another frustrating disappointment. While not outright horrible, it’s never more than just passable, it lay somewhere in that sea of action/adventure mediocrity, with a disappointing lack of story and character development and genuine tension. Honestly, cut out the Skull Island investigators all together, focus on the islands human natives by exploring how they survive and fight to live while being surrounded by vicious, mythical, creatures, and you already have something much more intriguing and with way more potential. Who knows, maybe I’m just overly cynical these days, but I hope someday the studios and filmmakers will finally get it right and find the balance. I'm just really starting to lose my patience (and my money).