There might be spoilers in this thread, but thats a good thing in regards to this piece-O-CRAP! I know its been ten years since this movie was released, but you all seem the sort I want to wail too so here goes.
TRUE STORY
Its 1998 and I was still glowing from seeing Saving Private Ryan. the intensity and impact from Ryan was the greatest since Platoon. I see in PREMIERE magazine an article on this director Terrence Malick that was intriguing. Hes a man of mystery in Hollywood that directed two incredible films (I hadnt seen either) then disappeared. Sean Penn met him once and said hed star in his next film for a dollar.
The cast was off the charts incredible! It read like The Longest Day w/John Wayne and the all star cast! Clooney Travolta Nolte Penn Cusack Harrelson...even John Savage came out of hiding!
I went with a friend to the movie, but we sat in different sections. The first thing I remember thinking is "Damn thats some mighty good cinematography!", and the narration went on. A little talking scene, and more narration. And more. It wouldnt stop!
That all star cast was the introduction to movie fans the "bill them in the title so the public will buy the ticket though the star is in thye film 1-5 minutes" marketing! The dialogue was SO bad I was moving in my seat.
When that poor **** died at the end of the movie I BARELY kept myself from standing, and clapping!. Movie ends, I quickly leave the theatre, go right to the poster out front, take my ticket stub out, spit on it, and slapstuck it on the damned pretentious poster! My friend walked out, and my spaz was epic. He didnt like it because it was pretentious, but I was verbally warning people before they walked in! The damned overrated crap was nominated for Best Picture even!
Boy it sucked with braces
TRUE STORY
Its 1998 and I was still glowing from seeing Saving Private Ryan. the intensity and impact from Ryan was the greatest since Platoon. I see in PREMIERE magazine an article on this director Terrence Malick that was intriguing. Hes a man of mystery in Hollywood that directed two incredible films (I hadnt seen either) then disappeared. Sean Penn met him once and said hed star in his next film for a dollar.
The cast was off the charts incredible! It read like The Longest Day w/John Wayne and the all star cast! Clooney Travolta Nolte Penn Cusack Harrelson...even John Savage came out of hiding!
I went with a friend to the movie, but we sat in different sections. The first thing I remember thinking is "Damn thats some mighty good cinematography!", and the narration went on. A little talking scene, and more narration. And more. It wouldnt stop!
That all star cast was the introduction to movie fans the "bill them in the title so the public will buy the ticket though the star is in thye film 1-5 minutes" marketing! The dialogue was SO bad I was moving in my seat.
When that poor **** died at the end of the movie I BARELY kept myself from standing, and clapping!. Movie ends, I quickly leave the theatre, go right to the poster out front, take my ticket stub out, spit on it, and slapstuck it on the damned pretentious poster! My friend walked out, and my spaz was epic. He didnt like it because it was pretentious, but I was verbally warning people before they walked in! The damned overrated crap was nominated for Best Picture even!
Boy it sucked with braces
Last edited by Rob34207; 04-18-08 at 09:48 PM.