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05-13-06
In this thread I charge you to present a candidate for the cute but deadly award. I just made up this award within two seconds of typing the words, but all things must start somewhere.

All you have to do is present a picture of something fluffy that looks like it could do you serious harm if it so wanted. You can name this creature if you so desire, but please provide a brief description.

I will begin.
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Evil-eye Pete, The Penguin.




Ah, Pete... Women want to hold him, Men want to be him. However I would advise caution when approaching ol' Evil-eye. Just look at the glare he is giving you, he looks like he could go Ninja on your ass at any moment. Say the wrong thing or stroke him against the lie of his feathers and it will be the last fluffy thing you ever touch.



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05-13-06
The Clap aka Gonorrhea
When multiplied one million times its actual size, this little critter looks sweet enough to be your cuddly new friend, you want to squeeze him, hold him close...play with him. But whoa....whats that burning sensation down there? Why have my parts just swollen like a balloon! Oh it burns! What are you doing to me little gono? You wee *$R&!

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Steve, the master of infiltration!
The next level of military subterfuge!
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Name: kerkos

Gender: hermaphrodite

Occupation: As adults, they pick at the wings of planes at 20,000 feet.

Their Goal: To drive Starship Captains insane. If that is not accomplished before the end of the flight, they throw major hissy fits.

Final Analysis: In their infant stage, they are very mellow. However as adults if cornered, will treat your hair as electrical wire and keep ripping and ripping till it is shot or disabled. Approach with extreme caution.



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05-14-06
Hello, Stormtrooper.



The cuteness of this creature is more myth than fact, this is because you find yourself at the wrong end of a laser blaster before you can get close enough to find out. Fans of Star Wars have always said, after viewing the prequel trilogy, it is obvious that not all of the stormtroopers are clones by the time we get to Episode IV. This is further proof that the Empire was indeed recruiting, although George Lucas could not resist digitally removing bows from hair, and whiskers.



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05-14-06
Chicago Frog

C.F. is a cute little guy, the girls love him and swoon over his bilingual abilities. Here is a before he gets mad at you picture:

If you tick him off however he transforms in this!!!!!!!!!


Fear the windycity frog, fear him and know if you cross him he will kill you slowly by talking to you in gaelic.











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, luv ya frogs
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05-14-06


The rare Burrowing Monkey.

He may look cute now, but anger him, and this damn dirty ape will rip your mouth open, climb down your throat, and burrow around in your insides, then he'll climb back out with your still beating heart in his hands and show it to you before you die. Hes also an endagered species, so fighting back would be considered a federal offense.
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Originally Posted by Monkeypunch
Hes also an endagered species, so fighting back would be considered a federal offense.
Well now that ain't fair.



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05-21-06
Barry The Burster



You cannot fail to remember Barry. This is mainly due to the fact that he is the last thing that you will see mere seconds before your death. Do not let his plush toy appearance deceive you, he can guard the coffee table like no other. Just try to pick up that magazine, I dare you. You will be a goner quicker than you can say "I need a new rib cage".

Now why do I feel hungry all of a sudden...



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Originally Posted by ash_is_the_gal
Joel dear, part of the fun of this thread is to make up your little description thingy... cmon... i wanna read it.
Only cause it's you asking Ash my dear

Name: Snuffles

Description: As a kitten your pet appears a little overweight. That's the first warning sign that you may be in for some trouble. While very cute it soon grows to twice the size of a normal cat. Ok yes quite surprising, maybe you can enter it in the world's largest cat competition, but soon you discover it has eaten all the neighbourhood dogs and its playful swipes seem to be giving you nasty gashes. But who can resist those cute eyes. Then one night you forget to feed him, and while taking a late night visit to the bathroom you hear a crash and rush downstairs to find your oversized cat flap broken open. You discover your neighbours glasses lie alone on the back porch beside your lawnmower he borrowed...something's wrong you ponder.....perhaps snuffles is more than he seems...
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