The WTF Thread

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The guy contributed so much to science, but it was all a waste of time since he couldn't get some.
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You cant have a WTF thread cause I already made one a couple years ago.

Actually Im kidding. Gotcha




Here's a total mind f**k - a woman in England who suffered a terrible migraine - wakes up with a Chinese accent - read the story. Its called foreign accent syndrome. Now I'd call that WT(f**king)F.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...se-accent.html
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I heard about that one. She had a mild stroke or passed out and went into a coma or something like that and when she woke up she "soundeh like a Chinee womah speakerin Ingerish".



I've heard about that condition before. It makes me wonder if I could have foreign accents in me that could come out.





This one's a little outdated because of the "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature, but just type it in and click on the first result. I've spent about 5 minutes playing with this.



Fashion?????






I'll never understand it.
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The feet shoes and that hairstyle are awesome.

THE BACK THING... with the ribbon... Anti-Christ.



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