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Tell this guy that's being cheated on to call 1-900-ISAAC-99. That's my psychic friends network. When he's connected, he'll first speak to my operator, Shequeenya, who explains the $2.99/minute charge. Tell Shequeenya that you wanna speak to "Travis." That's a code word that means you're VIP and you need to speak to Isaac (me) and the phone call is on the house (no $2.99/minute charge will be in effect for the phone call).
Shequeenya will connect him to me and I'll give him a free psychic reading where I will inform him about his cheating girlfriend. He will believe what I'm telling him (trust me - I can see the future - I know this) and he won't be mad at you. I will speak to him about the issue for however long he needs to speak about it (my psychic senses are telling me it's gonna be a 55 minute phone call).
I have so much experience with breaking this kind of horrible news to people. Trust me -- I'm very experienced. This will not be a problem for me. Just tell him to call 1-900-ISAAC-99 and ask to speak to Travis (if you don't -- not that I'm worried, I see him doing what I say -- but if you don't, you'll be transferred to one of my psychic friends, such as Miriam, Charlie, Vivian, Rachel, Ed, Madonna or LaToya).
Yes, so just tell him to call Psychic Isaac at his psychic hotline number as soon as possible (but I know it'll be June 13th).