Your Top 5

My top 5 sexual positions:

1. Yeah like I can get any
2. I am a virgin
3. My palm on my tree.
4. Crouching Tiger Hidden Weiner
5. Melon and vasoline missonary style.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

*doesmannerism at above post*

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

My top 5 Animal Smilies

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Those look like they could walk on their own!

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

I'm wearing them right now - they're great 'cos they remind me to keep my toenails nice and short...

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

hee!
Just as long as they're not red. Much too tarty for you.

Red doesn't suit me - it clashes with my eyes...

The Top 5 personal computers wot I've owned-

1. The Sinclair ZX81


2. The Atari 1040ST


3. My new one...


4. The Sinclair Spectrum 128


5. The one I built from scratch a while back, just to see if I could do it. It works fine but sits proudly in my wardrobe...