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Top 5 most embarressing moments:-
5.Trying on a selection of very fine sweaters and t-shirts, parading around a GAP changing room and looking in the mirror outside, only to find the jumpers fitted 'funny' because they were womens. The people waiting for the changing room thought the jumpers looked 'funny' as well.
4. Walking around some pay phones at Disney whilst i was waiting for my parents, i got bored and decided to press the buttons on one of the phones, dialing all sorts of numbers and stuff. After what must have been about 2 minutes, i looked up to see a rather fat man holding the phone away from his ear, regarding me with a look of mixed shock and pure rage whilst his caller on the other end of the line shouted things from the ear piece. I ran...far away.
3. Trying to look cool in front of some new friends i had impressed on a holiday complex in Spain, after finishing a hot dog i wiped the ketchup and mustard from my fingers onto the curtains in the lobby. My non-chalent-arnt-i-wild attitude did indeed impress, until the receptionist, screaming in Spanish at me grabbed me by the arm and demanded that i clean it off immedaitly and apologise to the manger in front of my friends. They didnt speak to me for the rest of the holiday...and i wasnt allowed room service.
2. Being caught 'willy' handed, playing with my tra-la-la by mother. No excuses, no escape.
1. Walking around in my first year of secondary school for a whole day with my little willy poking out of my trousers, as it had pushed its way through the gap in my boxers to the open air of my zipper. Ive estimated it was exposed for around half an hour before i noticed. Now all i wear is briefs...
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