Corrupt a Wish

Wish Granted, but your hearing is so acute that even the slightest drop of a pin could blow out your ear drums..

I wish I had popcorn.

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Wish Granted, but you get so much popcorn that your house explodes and what's more movie goers stop by and steal it all the time.

I wish my computer chair was more comfortable

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

Granted, but your ass is now made of geese feathers.

I wish I had a wishlist.

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instrumental rock band that I am in.

Granted but sadly your on santa naughty list , and he doesnt check it twice

I wish I had every super hero power!

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This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time!

granted but you cant control when you use each power and end up pissing everyone off.

i wish the coca cola im drinking right now wasnt really warm

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

Granted, but sadly when ice man touches your drink to freeze it, he kills you in the process

I wish I knew every thing in the world!

granted, but the horrors in the world make you take ur own head off

i wish i had a full sound synthesis system

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Granted but sadly it could only mimick the mating calls of frogs and you could never turn it off and you go insaine

I wish I owned every movie ever made!

granted but you have no DVD player and they just went up in price to $200,000,000,000.

I wish i could control people's actions and thoughts

granted, but you are feared and then assassinated

i wish laser cannons are real

granted, but ironically you are the laser cannon's first victim

I wish I could win the New York State Lottery

granted but you loose the ticket and no body believes that u won.

i wish i could jump up to 100 feet high if i wanted to

granted, but you can't land properly and force the paramedics to use a really big spatula to get the mess up

i wish i could teleport to any location of my choice at will, anytime, with unlimited use

Granted, but you find yourself stuck with Scott Bakula in the Quantum Leap.


I wish I had a girlfriend.

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

wish granted you now have a girlfriend, but she has bad hygiene, and is a Schizophrenic with really short hair and dresses like a man on certain occasions


I WISH I WAS AN ACTRESS WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND NUMORIOS MOVIES UNDER MY BELT

granted, but your belt is so big you can't reach the millions,

i wish i could freeze time

Granted but sadly the magical glove you use to do so, malfuntions and your stuck forzen in time while every one else goes on with their every day lives!

I wish I could have gambits X-men powers!

Granted, but you are attacked in a casino and are pushed into a big pile of cards!

I wish I could control time

granted, but you mess up and create a paradox that destorys the universe

i wish i was telepathic

Granted, but sadly you go crazy like Mel Gibson in that movie, and cant controll what you hear! and soon go mad from the voices in ur head

I wish I could sing!