Movies you couldn't even finish.


I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

I just want to hug (your FACE)!
Interesting. I haven't seen it. Do you have any writeup somewhere? Or would you mind briefly summarizing what you didn't like? Seems like an odd cast to me.
"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you."
- Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy."
- Captain Steel

⬆️ Reviews are appalling, but somehow the NY Times or The New Yorker thought it worthy of a viewing.

Dumbing down of Shakespeare. Lots of “nothing” scenes of running to create energy, your ubiquitous market scene (from Ye Olde Europe), etc., etc. Simply put, a nonsensical waste of time.

Let’s not waste another second discussing this.

Amehdeus directed by Mehlos Forman
"Фильм призван вызвать духовную волну, а не взращивать идолопоклонников."

You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.
Forest Gump (1995):
I know I know, I was much younger and may try again. But I found the performance a bit goofy at times.
“I really have to feel that I could make a difference in the movie, or I shouldn't be doing it.“
Joe Dante

“What about me, what about Raven?”

Batman and Robin

Forest Gump (1995):But I found the performance a bit goofy at times.
It’s supposed to be “goofy”.

Lame movie that consistently missed its mark.

Really? I always thought this movie was something of a masterpiece!
(Ah, but I do see it has a 2 hour & 40 minute runtime.)
I found this like a typical sentimental narrative if that phrase making sense. im in no mood for flashback things and the length didn't help as well.
i think the guy that played Salieri did very well though mozart himself is aching-- im not sure they want to accurately portray him as a difficult prodigy or just an annoying clown.

Harjunpää & pahan pappi (2010)
A Finnish noir (or something). Despite being a Finn, I'm just not compatible with Finnish movies. In less than 40 minutes I came to the conclusion that this one looks ugly (horrible lighting), has all the cliches I hate in Finnish crime films and series (especially how everything is always related to the main character), and clumsy use of flashbacks screwed up the pacing.

Couldn't get through Enter The Void. That stuff is crazy.

Eyes Wide Shut, absolutely hated this film.

Too many others to list.
There are things about Eyes Wide Shut I don't understand, but I still find the film endlessly fascinating. I can definitely understand someone hating it though.

Interesting story, but even the talents of Adrien Brody & Forest Whitaker couldn’t save this movie.

So lame.

Wild Wild West.
Walked right out of that.