Guilty Or Not Guilty

Guilty.

Ever get thrown out of a bar?

Guilty

Have you ever ran away from a Taxi without paying?

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Not guilty.

Ever hit on someone while attending church?

Not Guilty

Have you ever set a smoke bomb off in a public telephone box?

I never set off a smoke bomb anywhere.

Someone ever tell you to shut-up during a movie in the theater?

Guilty

Have you ever eaten/drunk anything you have found?

Not guilty.

Have you ever had a threesome?

Not Guilty

Have you ever bought stolen goods?

Not guilty (as far as I know)

Have you ever slept in a public place?

yup, in high school, while listening to the rector's sermon in mass, in the second row even! *blame it on too much homework*

Have you ever tried eating exotic food just for the thrill of it?

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Maxine Taurus

Not Guilty. (though I've eaten them because they were covered in chocoate.)

Ever seen someone get stuck in an automatic door?

Not guilty.

Ever blamed someone for something you did?

Guilty when I was younger

Have you ever been stuck in a lift?

Not Guilty

Ever pretend to be drunk/high when you weren't?

Guilty? I was a little buzzed, but I was deliberately exaggerating.

Ever try to hit on someone of the opposite sex who turned out not to be?

Not Guilty

Ever jumped on/rushed a 'friend', only to realise too late that it was a stranger?

Guilty, multiple times

Have you ever woke up in somebody else's clothes, without having a clue of what you did the night before?

Not guilty

Ever make up your perfect significant other? (like make a list of characteristics)

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But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet, Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. W.B. Yeats

Not Guilty

Have you ever flushed a dead fish down the toilet?

Not Guilty.

Have you ever flushed drugs down the toilet?