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10-14-03
Originally Posted by Django
So, Yoda, you see Disneyland, Hollywood and the Super Bowl as constituting some sort of evil trinity of commercialism, do you? Personally, I think Disneyland is a pretty cool amusement park, Hollywood is what this movie forum is all about, and as for the Super Bowl--I have nothing against it!
Actually, I like all three. But they are, arguably, the biggest proponents of commercialism in this country. And yet you like them all. Ergo, you contradict yourself. It's not complicated.


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I admit, there would be a contradiction if I were a member of Jerry Falwell's church or Pat Robertson's church or Rush Limbaugh's church, i.e. the Church of the Burning Cross, but, thankfully, I am not!
Gee, I guess I just assumed that, when you said you were a Christian, you put stock in The Bible. Now I'm thinking you just put stock in whatever you think'll get a favorable response.


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I'm too busy having a good time to argue with you guys!
If any of y'all were looking for an additional motive, here it is.



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10-14-03
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Hey, why not go to the Super Bowl, too, and complete this trifecta of hypocrisy?

Holy sh*t... I'm gonna die from too deep a belly laugh! "Trifecta of hypocrisy"... that's really f*cking clever!



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Originally Posted by Sir Toose
Holy sh*t... I'm gonna die from too deep a belly laugh! "Trifecta of hypocrisy"... that's really f*cking clever!
About as clever as you are, I'd say!
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Originally Posted by Yoda
Actually, I like all three. But they are, arguably, the biggest proponents of commercialism in this country. And yet you like them all. Ergo, you contradict yourself. It's not complicated.
"The biggest proponents of commercialism in this country??!!" Get a grip, man! What about Microsoft? Enron? Rupert Murdoch?

Originally Posted by Yoda
Gee, I guess I just assumed that, when you said you were a Christian, you put stock in The Bible. Now I'm thinking you just put stock in whatever you think'll get a favorable response.
Well, sure I believe in the Bible. But where in the Bible does it say it's a sin to hang out at the beach, go swimming in the ocean, eat fresh seafood and check out the babes?

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If any of y'all were looking for an additional motive, here it is.
Motive for what?



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Originally Posted by Django
"The biggest proponents of commercialism in this country??!!" Get a grip, man! What about Microsoft? Enron? Rupert Murdoch?
As I said, it's arguable. But you know quite well that whether or not these three are THE biggest is irrelevant, because they're still large proponents of it. Ergo, you're contradicting yourself. And doing a poor job of dodging it, to boot.

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Well, sure I believe in the Bible. But where in the Bible does it say it's a sin to hang out at the beach, go swimming in the ocean, eat fresh seafood and check out the babes?
Anyone with even a base level of Biblical knowledge would know quite well that The Bible looks down on many forms of lust and sexual promiscuity. Your alleged LA-oogling would fall under the former, and it seems rather clear to me that your repeated claims of "hundreds of gorgeous women" would fall under the latter.

Another massive ideological contradiction. All in a day's work, eh?

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Motive for what?
Making things up. Or, if not making them up, going far, far out of your way to draw attention to them.



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Originally Posted by Yoda
As I said, it's arguable. But you know quite well that whether or not these three are THE biggest is irrelevant, because they're still large proponents of it. Ergo, you're contradicting yourself. And doing a poor job of dodging it, to boot.


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Anyone with even a base level of Biblical knowledge would know quite well that The Bible looks down on many forms of lust and sexual promiscuity. Your alleged LA-oogling would fall under the former, and it seems rather clear to me that your repeated claims of "hundreds of gorgeous women" would fall under the latter.
Another massive ideological contradiction. All in a day's work, eh?


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Making things up. Or, if not making them up, going far, far out of your way to draw attention to them.



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Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
I wish I was a moderator so I could replace "seafood" with "semen", like Matt might do.
Sounds like your cup of tea, SC!



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10-14-03
Originally Posted by Sir Toose
You're denying him his beach time.

Apparently them beach babes are denying him or he wouldn’t be hanging around here talking about them…
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10-14-03
Damn Jason, you're pretty damn good at stirring **** up!

As for Django... (kidding man)
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10-14-03
This thread is pure gold.
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10-15-03
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A couple of nights ago I found myself in a party on Hollywood Blvd. surrounded by scantily clad women of all shapes and sizes!
Can you afford "those" women........??????
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Originally Posted by Caitlyn
Apparently them beach babes are denying him or he wouldn’t be hanging around here talking about them…
Aww... you're just jealous!



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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
Damn Jason, you're pretty damn good at stirring **** up!

As for Django... (kidding man)
(Referring to picture)--now that's a striking likeness of Silver Bullet! Or, maybe, Yoda? Or, perhaps, SC? (just kiddin'! )



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10-15-03
Originally Posted by Nikki
Can you afford "those" women........??????
Hey, what do you take me for? I'm not the kind of guy who objectifies the fair sex!



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Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
He means fare sex. He pays the guy by the pound.
Funny, funny!



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Originally Posted by Caitlyn
Oh really... and just exactly what do you think I have to be jealous of...
Admit it! Wouldn't you much rather be on the beach with me in sunny LA?

That's okay, deny it if you want to, but we all know what's on your mind!

( just kiddin')



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Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
You know, I wonder if this beach has a lot of UFO activity...
I don't know--I haven't spotted you around at the beach lately!



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10-16-03
Originally Posted by Django
Hey, what do you take me for? I'm not the kind of guy who objectifies the fair sex!
Sex is always fair when you pay for it..........

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