Worst. Song. Ever

Name a song you just can't stand. One that really gets on your nerves. You know, something that bores a deep hole into your brain and lays its evil eggs of pain for hours on end until you're just praying for the relief of sweet death.

Right now I've got Blondie's Heart of Glass pounding in my head.

Just a Friend - Biz Markie

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat
I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
She said, no I dont, I only have a friend
Come on, Im not even goin for it
This is what Im goin sing

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend

So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
cause I have friends and thats a fact
Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
Forget about that, lets go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin, getttin familiar
Spendin a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How its gonna be in the future we was plannin
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin was brewin
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
Dont gimme that, dont ever gimme that
Jus bust this

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Almost every rap song has that same affect on me.


Also....

My Humps...one of the stupidest songs ever written.

My Heart Will Go On...maybe not the worst song ever...but the Titanic theme song is like nails on a blackboard for me. I've even heard Sarah Brightman sing it in Italian and I couldn't take it! Gahhhh!


This is like opening a can of worms for me Lance, so I'll stop here for now.

you do know most of Biz Markies songs are meant to be stupid to make people laugh. and the way he sings this chorus is also just to be funny. Im just wondering what you have against this song?

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Me too! Rap makes me tired, instantly. All this time, I thought I was the only one!


That Sheryl Crow song that starts out
do doot do do, doot do do doo
do doot do do, doot do do doo
It's inescapable!!


The ultimate worst song ever though, was the whingefest that was "What About Me?"
What about me? It isn't fair
I don't ask for much, now I want my share...
aaaaauuuuurrrgh!!!!

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I especially hate how everything from Shania Twain always sounds almost entirely identical.

Robbie Williams' "Angels" makes me reach for the nearest sharp implement for an extended perior of self-harm. Faux-sentimentality cynically exploited for mawkish effect, whining its way right down the ear canal and into the part of my brain that processes rage. The worst part is, I can't even wish for him to die because the news will play that Godawful track over every tribute to him. It's a catch-22 of demonic proportions.

I hate anything by Mariah Carey And American Idol Runner Up Katherine McPhee!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, please.

Most of the music that's been made since I was born has sucked (apart from some exceptions)

Will think later.

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oh please what? Im really curious to see what you have against Biz Markie because I love most of his songs most of them are great including the one you dubbed with "worst song ever"

Not a song, but a genre.......


Black Metal.

Almost all hip hop songs for sure and also a band called Mobile....oh oh oh...Hedley aswell! 2 horrible canadian rock bands , so so sad. If you have not heard them yet, go download 321 by hedley and come on over by mobile , maybe it is better if you watch the music video to understand me.

Everything that is 50 Cent or G-Unit sucks

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I'm in movie heaven

All NEW rap songs suck and Paris Hilton's new song is hideous!

That bloody rihanna song about cheating on her boyfriend.

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A devilish combination of slightly bored and quite hungry

The lyrics in the beginning echo the sentiment it induces when it comes on: "uh-oh, uh-oh."

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"Like all dreamers, Steven mistook disenchantment for truth."

Anything that's got anything else to do with any reality show (Poop Idol, Poopstar's, The Crap-Factor, Big 'who actually give's a sh*t anymore' Brother.......you get the idea!!) Do any of the people who go on these show's actually think thay are going to get any sort of long term recording career when almost every previous contestant's attempt has ended in failure.

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Are you sure it's Sheryl Crow and not The Cranberries' Ode To My Family?

The one song I just loathe over all others is Bob Seeger's "Old Time Rock and Roll." It should be a mortal sin to ever play that on the radio, you should go straight to Hell do not pass go. SUCH a bad song.