Guilty Or Not Guilty

Ditto!

Guilty. Quite often.

Ever been on a blind date?

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Not guilty.

Ever date a blind or deaf person?

Not guilty, but - my girlfriend is not technically deaf, but she is hard of hearing, and could sleep through a marching band celebrating to a crowd full of banshees. Good thing though, I snore loudly and she never complains.

Ever have a sexual fantasy that involved an elevator?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

I had a girlfriend like that. She wasn't deaf though, she just wouldn't ****ing listen!

Not Guilty (even though I saw The Stud at a young age )

Ever pretended you could do something to impress someone and were then asked to do it?

Guilty

Do you think you can mentally burn animals or people?

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

Not Guilty

Ever taken an IQ test?

Guilty.

Ever taken a EQ Test?

Guilty.

Ever taken a drunk driving test?

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"Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
Maxine Taurus

not guilty

ever failed a drunk driving test?

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@fake_shemp

Not Guilty

Ever apply for a bank loan for anything other than a car, business or house?

Not guilty.

Have you ever purposely not paid someone back when they forgot?

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Throwing my opinions where it's not asked for: http://popculturemaiden.com/
http://ultracashcourse.com/femideal

Guilty.

Have you ever farted and blamed the dog?

not guilty.. and only because the dogs DID fart!

ever had on online relationship?

Not Guilty.

Ever started a relationship for other reasons than love?

Not Guilty

Ever laughed so hard Milk came out your nose (or various other liquids)?

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"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?"
Steven Spielberg

Oh yeah! Guilty as H*ll! Minus points in the poise department tho.

Ever coughed so hard you were all red in the face and couldn't breathe?

Guilty

Ever had a bad dream that haunted you all day?

Guilty (had a couple of bad dreams that haunted me for years)

Have you had a computer virus so bad you had to dump the computer?

Not Guilty.

Ever had murder fantasies involving hackers?

Not Guilty

Ever think you can fly?