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I mean, Halloween Kills, just from everything I read, sounded like bullsh*t.
Texas Chainsaw, as a franchise, has a lotta bad movies, so I just wanted some reassurance that I'm not just gonna feel irritated about wasting my time.
Halloween Kills is flawed, but reasonably entertaining and worth a watch. The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre is garbage and not worth your time.



Victim of The Night
I heard this was pretty good. Reading about Penelope Cruz' preparation for this, which was a long time in the making, I was really struck by the artist she is, which I already knew from her work but man she takes her craft seriously. I look forward to it.



Victim of The Night
Why did Halloween Kills sound like ********? It’s certainly better than most of other Halloween flicks.

It’s a better movie than TCM 3, TNG, 3D and Leatherface. More fun than TCM: TB too. So unless you considered those all a waste of time, I’d say you’re safe on it.
Hey man, this isn't me talking, this is a lot of the film-loving community aggressively mocking it. Speeches and more speeches basically just a movie of kills and speeches where some said that Michael seemed almost aimless and just there to provide a springboard for all the social commentary (given in speeches rather than through narrative technique or anything) that was so heavy-handed it kinda just amounted to just kinda bad filmmaking even though a lot of good filmmaking went into the craft of the movie. Again, this is not me talking but as brief a synopsis as I could do for what I've read and heard, so please don't get on my case for it.
And saying it's better than those movies is pretty faint praise, I'm mostly uninclined to watch any of those again (though I never saw 3D). And TCM: TB was nothing short of dreadful and was really a torture-porn movie, not a slasher.



I heard this was pretty good. Reading about Penelope Cruz' preparation for this, which was a long time in the making, I was really struck by the artist she is, which I already knew from her work but man she takes her craft seriously. I look forward to it.
Yeah, she's great. I'm almost 99% sure you've seen Volver, but if not . . .



Victim of The Night
Yeah, she's great. I'm almost 99% sure you've seen Volver, but if not . . .
Oh, god yeah. She's just - it was one of those moments when I learned that someone was for real, ya know? Like, and man I hate to say this, but it's easy to write off beautiful people and assume that so many doors opened for them because they were beautiful, like an Ashton Kutcher or maybe an early Keanu (when he kept getting big roles despite being legitimately the worst major film star in Hollywood) or, sheesh, Denise Richards.
But Cruz is the real deal, like a Binoche.


Edit: All that said, I really feel like I need to see more of her work. The NYT article about her and Almodovar's artistic relationship and the things he has to say about her ("She may be a witch"), I feel like I need to do a deeper dive into her work.



Victim of The Night
By the way, having thoroughly expressed my disdain for the abysmal Eternals, and with nothing left to say, I thought I would share the feelings of my buddy, Brad, another movie fan and especially Marvel fan:

"The worst Marvel movie. I thought I would not be able to finish it. At the end I was not certain who I was supposed to cheer for so I chose the one who could help end the movie the fastest."



Oh, god yeah. She's just - it was one of those moments when I learned that someone was for real, ya know? Like, and man I hate to say this, but it's easy to write off beautiful people
And then when you find out they're beautiful AND talented, our writing-them-off can shift to good old healthy resentment!



Hey man, this isn't me talking, this is a lot of the film-loving community aggressively mocking it. Speeches and more speeches basically just a movie of kills and speeches where some said that Michael seemed almost aimless and just there to provide a springboard for all the social commentary (given in speeches rather than through narrative technique or anything) that was so heavy-handed it kinda just amounted to just kinda bad filmmaking even though a lot of good filmmaking went into the craft of the movie. Again, this is not me talking but as brief a synopsis as I could do for what I've read and heard, so please don't get on my case for it.
And saying it's better than those movies is pretty faint praise, I'm mostly uninclined to watch any of those again (though I never saw 3D). And TCM: TB was nothing short of dreadful and was really a torture-porn movie, not a slasher.
I think people grabbed onto reductive and shallow criticism of HK, which, while imperfect, ambitiously tries to stretch what a Halloween film can be, blending in elements of Fritz Lang joints like M and Fury into its pedigree.

While I’m a fan of the remake and prequel, if you’re wanting something more slasher oriented, TCM ‘22 is about as pure of a slasher as can be.



OUTRAGE
(1950, Lupino)



"Ann, we all have to stop running sometime. We have to face ourselves, and look at the world all over again."

Outrage follows Ann Walton (Mala Powers), a young bookkeeper who's about to marry his boyfriend. But it all gets blown to hell when she is attacked and raped on her way home after working overtime. Not only does she have to deal with the physical and emotional toll, but with what seems to be the shame of her family, and the collective gossip of everyone around her.

Lupino is no stranger to taboo subjects. She dealt with it in The Hitch-Hiker and The Bigamist, but it is no wonder that this film seems to be buried and unavailable in most platforms. For the most part, her approach to the subject is direct but sober and thoughtful. She is helped by a solid performance from Powers, who conveys the rollercoaster of emotions that the character has to be going through.

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Victim of The Night
I think people grabbed onto reductive and shallow criticism of HK, which, while imperfect, ambitiously tries to stretch what a Halloween film can be, blending in elements of Fritz Lang joints like M and Fury into its pedigree.
Well, that sounds good to me.



I think people grabbed onto reductive and shallow criticism of HK, which, while imperfect, ambitiously tries to stretch what a Halloween film can be, blending in elements of Fritz Lang joints like M and Fury into its pedigree.

I haven't seen Halloween Kills, but does it really 'blend' these elements or does it simply grasp at them? Use them as camoflauge to its ultimate emptiness? And if so, is that really ambition? And if that's ambition, is it actually something to be impressed with?



It's like a punk band deciding to throw some French Horn into the mix to class up the joint. Is this them actually expanding the parameters of their sound to incorporate classical influences? Or is it simply a lazy way to roleplay taking their music 'seriously'? Because the second one is definitely worse. I'd rather a band (or a movie) just be a streamlined, stubborn genre piece than something that believes all it takes to become something better is to throw some reflexive social commentary into the mix. It isn't daring to puff your chest out and call yourself profound. Or to show that your influences are better movies.



As for the talk about what makes a great slasher, my first question would be 'was it made in the 80's'. I get what Wooly is saying about it being a basic blueprint to riff off of, like the blues, but I don't think it is something that really knows how to adapt itself very well to modern times.



What was interesting about the genre in the first place, wasn't that there were very many good movies being made with that formula. But they operate as wonderful little time capsules of what was a kind of fad filmmaking. I think it was great that the slasher opened the door for a lot of independent minded filmmakers to just get out there and make a film. It was like punk rock in that way. You didn't need much of screenplay, as these movies essentially write themselves. They could be produced cheaply and by people with little experience behind the camera. They could be extremely emotionally direct, and not concern themselves with being anything grander than what they actually were. Just a bunch of (at the best of time) exhuberant noise.



But, much like that initial glut of rudimentary punk rock, it was a genre that has mostly become redundant. There isn't much more to squeeze out of those basics. The energy can still be great, but the sound evolved from that unschooled, two chord blast of the past. And very few slasher films have found their 'post punk' mojo. Where you still harness that independent spirit, but you find stranger and stranger and more unique ways to express it. I think 'the modern slasher' skipped most of this phase and just immediatley went on the 'oldies circuit'. Selling the same old shit at an elevated price. Almost all 'modern slashers' are close to this worst shit ever made.


This is why 'is it from the 80's' has become such an important qualifier for me. Because what they operate best at is a time capsule where there was still a novelty for commodifying the most basic cinematic instincts (just give the kids what they want, who cares what it all adds up to). The 'make a quick buck 80's' were the perfect decade for this kind of grindhouse decadence invading the theaters. But once we get to around 1988...seriously, why even bother anymore?


As for recent Chainsaw, I think it is mostly a really really bad movie. But that said, it wasn't really really really really really bad as I had expected. And it does have some parts that kind of work. And the scenes in the field of sunflowers, even though completely incongruent with the look of the rest of the film, look incredibly good. But at its core, it is still operating on that horrible kind of emptiness that just drains all the life out of me while I'm in a room with it. While I was slightly impressed that it was better than almost all recent horror reboots I've seen, I mostly hated it.



I haven't seen Halloween Kills, but does it really 'blend' these elements or does it simply grasp at them? Use them as camoflauge to its ultimate emptiness? And if so, is that really ambition? And if that's ambition, is it actually something to be impressed with?
I would say that the commentary is sewn pretty thoroughly into the fabric of the film. The problem is the result is brutally paced, as the movie stops every few minutes to give us a speech reminding us of the significance of what we're watching. Whatever ambition the movie exhibits directly impacts the viewing experience, and not in a good way. My favourite slashers tend to generate tension through negative narrative space, the gaps between the killing where you can soak in the dread. There is no such negative space here.



I would say that the commentary is sewn pretty thoroughly into the fabric of the film. The problem is the result is brutally paced, as the movie stops every few minutes to give us a speech reminding us of the significance of what we're watching. Whatever ambition the movie exhibits directly impacts the viewing experience, and not in a good way. My favourite slashers tend to generate tension through negative narrative space, the gaps between the killing where you can soak in the dread. There is no such negative space here.

Fair point.


I doubt I'll ever watch it, so I'll have to take others words for it.



I haven't seen Halloween Kills, but does it really 'blend' these elements or does it simply grasp at them?
The former.



Victim of The Night
I would say that the commentary is sewn pretty thoroughly into the fabric of the film. The problem is the result is brutally paced, as the movie stops every few minutes to give us a speech reminding us of the significance of what we're watching. Whatever ambition the movie exhibits directly impacts the viewing experience, and not in a good way. My favourite slashers tend to generate tension through negative narrative space, the gaps between the killing where you can soak in the dread. There is no such negative space here.
Well, this doesn't sound good.
I mean, that last bit sounds good. But not the Halloween Kills part.



Well, this doesn't sound good.
I mean, that last bit sounds good. But not the Halloween Kills part.
Should probably just see it for yourself to be sure. If only for the novelty of seeing a slasher film swing for the fences and try to add a commentary about mob justice/mentality with an ensemble structure, rather than another variation on 10 Little Indians.

It has some repetitive theme speechifying in it and is a bit sloppy, but these faults are no more egregious than the endless void of generic teens walking around a camp/woods/house that we allow in far more beloved slasher flicks.



scream (2022) 7/10, could have been better if that Scene at the hospital didn t happen like that....doesn t make much credibility tbh