Can I Get A Hug??!!

Tools    







I don't think anyone here fully comprehends how funny that last line is. Got an actu-chuckle outta me, Matt. Hats off (not that I'm wearing a hat or anything).



I ain't gettin' in no fryer!
I don't go for that sorta thing Matt, sorry.
__________________
"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg



Mystery Man's Avatar
Registered User
I think we could all learn a lesson in emoticon etiquette from SB.

P.S. = not really
__________________
We've met before, haven't we?



OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!




Now With Moveable Parts
Originally posted by Mystery Man
So let me get this straight.

I'm rude, disdainful, a jack@ss, a snob, a murderer , persnickity , and (my personal favorite) a bitch.

Anything else I've missed?

Yeah! You're an excellent hugger. (hugger...is that a word?)

So glad we've put the past behind us...

(I kinda like arguing though, so let's not get too comfy)


So,
what do we use this thread for now?



Female assassin extraordinaire.
sades, i obviously don't know what? about the mudslinging thread? of course not cuz i didn't go read it. but i read this thread in its entirety.

so, yes, spud , i'm confused. CONFOOSED! if the argument between MM and Sades was a joke ... or a joke served from an actual upset within a joke from an outside upset within the mudslinging thread elsewhere that i didn't read ... oh well! pooh pooh.

SB, i knew you were joking and i knew what you were joking about with the in love thing hence my MWHAHAHAHA. duh.

i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
__________________
life without movies is like cereal without milk. possible, but disgusting. but not nearly as bad as cereal with water. don't lie. I know you've done it.



Originally posted by thmilin
............i think my work here is done. giiiiddeeee-yap!
*patti gallops up to the scene in a cloud of dust.........to find all in good order.......... "someone has been here and swept up the chaos and scoured away the confusion.............drats.......thmilin!!!!" .
.......turning back sadly, feeling useless and unable to see with all the dust in her once sparkling blue eyes...."heeeeeeyaaaaa"...... she gallops back into nowhere. *




you should get paid for making me laugh so much, thmilin
__________________
on dance seul, on dance seul.....



Now With Moveable Parts
**Sadie is left standing in a cloud of dust created by her horse-riding MoFo sistahs, and as the dust clears and settles on her head...she hitches up her pants, clicks the heels of her boots together, re-applies her deep red lipstick and pushes the brim of her cowboy hat down over her eyes. Feeling like she has been deserted; she sets off on a quest to find a man on a horse...**

~To be continued~



*with great fear and trepidation that her sistah is offended patti sets off on her steed, in search of the wandering sadesdrk.......*
fear not.......i wouldn't desert you in the desert with no dessert.......i have provided a wrangler in chaps. he's sitting under yonder tree. beware.....he's been without female company aside from his mare. i think you can take care of yourself. be gentle.




Female assassin extraordinaire.
as she rides off into the sunset, pauses and frowns hearing the strangled, pleasurable screams of a man and a woman doing ... something ... strange ... echoing off the mesas in the distance ...

she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."



Now With Moveable Parts
Originally posted by thmilin
she strokes the neck of her anxious steed, murmuring soothing words to calm his fears, "Whoah, there, Trevor, whoah ... the crazy humans can't hurt you ... it's all in your head ..."

It always comes back to sex...doesn't it?



comes back to??????????? when did it leave?



Female assassin extraordinaire.
d@mn straight it does! heehee.

god, we're worse than men. yowza!



Not me.
Most of my conversations are sex related.

Ask Chris.
The word "porn" is it's own vowel.



"vowl" hunh?
........i thought you meant owl so i'm picturing a breed of "porn owl".
*scratching head......thinking.......BIG eyes, a head that turns completely around, ........and WHAT? what would a porn owl do that a regular owl can't handle?*

well, it's after 3a.m. and i can't sleep, what do you expect?