Careful, Chyp, you can get thrown into a padded room for mumbling to yourself too often.
Glad to see this thread. I appreciate that you're posting about each movie separately compared to in the past when you'd edit them into the same post, seemingly doing your best to "hide" any updates from the rest of us. Also glad to see that those penis enhancers I mailed to you have had the pleasant side-effect of lengthening your write-ups as well. Why else do you think my write-ups are so long?
So far I haven't seen many of the movies you've mumbled to yourself about in here. I thought the first
Fantastic Beasts was moderately entertaining, but
Crimes of Grindelwald was a slog. The opening carnage of
Ghost Ship, which ynwtf referenced earlier, was gory, over-the-top fun. The rest of the movie was a complete . . .
shipwreck. (Oh, god, I'm catching your pun-icitis just by visiting your thread!) I need to revisit
Magnolia. I mostly just remember Tom Cruise respecting the cock and taming the c**t. I liked
Annihilation a bit more than you, but it's not a movie I've thought much about since watching it.
I've heard a lot of great things about
Shoplifters and look forward to seeing it at some point.
Heaven with a Gun sounds like a decent, low-effort, Saturday afternoon watch if I'm the mood for a western.